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I read, I write, I roller skate. Caroline’s thoughts, observations, mischief and adventures of the second half of life.

I read and I love visiting libraries, although I was prepared to give this one a miss, given my travel buddy has never s...
09/12/2025

I read and I love visiting libraries, although I was prepared to give this one a miss, given my travel buddy has never shared my love of a good book. However, the Adelaide Library is home to the collection of Don Bradman’s memorabilia, so the cricket tragic was happy to come along for a look at the old bats of an Australian legend.
The divine sound of preschoolers singing Christmas Carols filled the air as we entered the impressive Mortlock Room. The librarian on guitar had her rhyme time class and me captivated and the seven metre high Christmas tree filling the space is worth seeing.
A content creator for the library was there so I imposed and asked her to take our photo together as our skill at taking selfies on this trip has been average so far.

Jords and I did a thing.  A momentous thing - the Adelaide Oval Roof Climb.  The idea was hatched between us when we dis...
08/12/2025

Jords and I did a thing. A momentous thing - the Adelaide Oval Roof Climb.
The idea was hatched between us when we discovered we both had some time in lieu owing for participating in Year 9 camp. “We should go on a road trip together! “ I joked and to my surprise he said “Okay. Where to?”
And that is how I found myself on a stadium roof top at twilight in Adelaide, by wanting to be the cool Mum who suggests awesome holiday adventures!
Surprisingly, it wasn’t as scary as I thought it could be. “The only thing to fear is fear itself” I repeated as I climbed the air ladder, a stairwell connecting the shells of the roof with absolutely nothing but air underneath.
The instructor taught us the “lean out” technique - the ultimate scare of the climb leading to the best photographs that look like you are suspended mid air above Adelaide Oval. I felt nauseous watching my only son leaning back, grimacing at the camera held up by a short steel cable. I could not watch but I could not look away! He does it and is pumped!
It’s now my turn, however I have been known to scream “ I am going to die” when I go on roller coasters so I wasn’t having a part of the leaning out business - this girl had one hand firmly gripping the rail at all times!
It was exhilarating, it was fun, it wasn’t strenuous and I did enjoy the overall experience.

Jordan tells me we are “aura farming” because we are both wearing quarter zip jumpers on our morning beach walk.  I have...
07/12/2025

Jordan tells me we are “aura farming” because we are both wearing quarter zip jumpers on our morning beach walk. I have no idea what this means so I google the term on the sly just minutes later.
Wikipedia tells me that aura farming is a term denoting the act of cultivating an appearance of effortless charisma or "coolness", often through repetitive stylised actions.
I think he is telling me I’m a cool Mum, or maybe that I’m cool to hang with? Anyway, that’s my interpretation and I’m gonna stick with it. My day is made! 😜
Some vandalism on the back of the toilet door at Semaphore Beach “Spazzy loves NoComment forever” made me smile. Sounds like true love!

Most Mums would agree that spending time in the car with your adult son is an absolute dream.  There’s no escape for the...
06/12/2025

Most Mums would agree that spending time in the car with your adult son is an absolute dream. There’s no escape for them, the car creates the perfect bubble for connection and conversation.
Therefore I was so excited about our seven hour car trip. P plates on, Jords drives first and without flinching brakes to avoid three kangaroos that hop across the road in front of us somewhere near Dergholm. Great driving skills!
He was skeptical about listening to a podcast but suddenly we’d both enjoyed eight episodes about the suspicious death of an indigenous teenager in Tamworth in 1988, throwing our own theories and opinions around.
We did not rate Keith Bakery but we did laugh that the postcode of Keith is 5267. These little moments will become a shared memory of that amazing time we road tripped to Adelaide. X

Pop icon Cher sings  “Do you believe in life after love?”  Well Cher,  and my dear readers, let me tell you what I belie...
10/11/2025

Pop icon Cher sings “Do you believe in life after love?” Well Cher, and my dear readers, let me tell you what I believe in! I believe in the power of female friendships. Not once, but twice this year I have been fortunate enough to have flown to Sydney with groups of gal pals. (How convenient is Avalon Airport?!)
Whether surrounded by fabulous women perched on high bar stools or sitting squeezed into a restaurant booth, being around girlfriends has given me a rejuvenation of heart and soul.
We shared days of ridiculous frivolity, utter silliness, and uncensored banter. In a single weekend we held up traffic, ran away from a helmetless motor bike rider sticking up his rude finger, prevented a break in to our Air BnB, created an elaborate narrative about a disapproving Nonna, were offered a lift over the Sydney Harbour Bridge in a fire truck and were part of a flash mob who will forever be immortalised in the official photographs of a wedding couple.
We saw nudists on a cruise ship, were clapped at by a passive aggressive runner and sweated buckets participating in a silent disco joyously shouting lyrics to the best 80’s and 90’s tunes.
We walked 500 miles and I would walk 500 more to dissolve into streams of giggles like those I’ve shared with girlfriends in Sydney this year. ❤️

Today I witnessed something joyous.  Years ago, in the course of my employment,  I met an amazing mother.  She was a Sri...
07/11/2025

Today I witnessed something joyous.
Years ago, in the course of my employment, I met an amazing mother. She was a Sri Lankan journalist who had made the harrowing decision to board a boat with her young son and a few meagre possessions and risk seeking asylum in Australia. Her tale is frightening, sad and difficult and not mine to tell but she sought safety and a better life.
After living in limbo as a refugee for fourteen years, at a ceremony in Koroit today Dharshini and her son Radush were granted Australian citizenship! There was a cast of many people there to share this heart filling moment with this beautiful family and it was a honour to be amongst them. It was a proud celebration of hope and all of the good things about Australia. I’ve never heard the Australian anthem sung so loud and it moved me to tears.
Congratulations Dharshini and Radush!

I’m a crazy lady in a witch’s hat enjoying the evening sunshine, here to tell you that Halloween in Dennington rocks.  T...
31/10/2025

I’m a crazy lady in a witch’s hat enjoying the evening sunshine, here to tell you that Halloween in Dennington rocks. Tonight I met a pumpkin head in crocs, a banana in sunglasses, Moana, and an assortment of Disney princesses. Two girls dressed as cheerleaders did a trick for me - an impressive backflip on my front lawn.
I yelled across the street to neighbourhood friends that I love and chatted with locals, cricketers, school kids and Mums. I pat Murphy, the tiniest dachshund as well as Minnie the blind greyhound.
My first bag of eighty lollipops were all gone by 5:30, the second bag by 6. I take no responsibility for the upcoming sugar rush to be had by the monsters, minions, Marvel heroes and cowboys who were roaming the streets with heaving buckets of treats.
I enforced manners at my house and I teased teenage boys without costumes clutching backpacks for lolly sacks, telling them to make a much better effort next year!
Happy Halloween to our town, the perfect community evening for families, toddlers, teens and this old witch. 🎃

Melbourne 640 kms.Today we drove, and drove and drove and drove some more.  How amazing are bus drivers, especially ours...
05/09/2025

Melbourne 640 kms.
Today we drove, and drove and drove and drove some more. How amazing are bus drivers, especially ours?!Melbourne 226 kms.
Feeling such a sense of accomplishment having survived and thrived on Year 9 camp. It’s so fun building connections with kids whilst you shoot them in Laser Tag, have them teach you a new card game or share a pizza on a windy hill.
Melbourne 86 kms.
School staff are freaking super humans. I’ve seen selfless acts of care and concern all week long. These kids were in great hands.
Warrnambool 105 kms.
I never want to eat hot chips again. I miss my husband. I have distributed most of a packet of Panadol but saved the last two for myself!
Warrnambool 46 kms.
I’ve not seen any news and wonder if they’ve found that bad man in the bush. I haven’t checked my Powerball ticket.
Warrnambool 0 kms.
Home! Thanks for the memories. It’s time to unwind with a bath and bed.

Chapter 6 of the big Canberra Adventure.  This morning I got one blissful, peaceful, quiet hour to sit and read a book. ...
03/09/2025

Chapter 6 of the big Canberra Adventure.
This morning I got one blissful, peaceful, quiet hour to sit and read a book. Technically I was supervising a sick child but whilst they slept, I enjoyed some tranquility, which is usually unheard of at camp. But then it was go, go, go with The Zoo, Shopping and the Arboretum. Another HUGE day. I needed the large size 600 mls of Pepsi max to give me some pep this arvo. I’m a bit knackered. Am I too old for this keeping up with teenagers gig?
Whilst I have enjoyed the meals, (after all, I love any meal which I don’t have to cook myself) here are some descriptors of tonight’s burritos by the kids :
“It was some kind of indescribable meat”
“It was full of beans and I hate beans”
“I think there was cheese in it but I can’t be sure”
A student managed to drop their iphone into the African antelope enclosure today! Here’s my zoo pic of the day - the h***y rhino!

My fifth Canberra story for those following - made it to mid week! Last night we had some raucous card games of Spoons, ...
02/09/2025

My fifth Canberra story for those following - made it to mid week!
Last night we had some raucous card games of Spoons, Spit and Cheater. It was old fashioned, no phone fun with a group of teen girls. I’m not sure if they think I’m cool or cringe! 🤣
A really smart dude who knows Jacob G and was in his fifth year of eight years of study showed us the moon at Mount Stromlo Observatory. Our kids were a bit ambivalent but I thought seeing it up this close was pretty impressive.
I woke up this morning to the delight of discovering our toilet won’t flush. The joys of school camp life.

Canberra ACT - Episode 4 Mobile phones are collected each night however one lonely mobile phone was left uncollected thi...
02/09/2025

Canberra ACT - Episode 4
Mobile phones are collected each night however one lonely mobile phone was left uncollected this morning, clearly highlighting the fact that someone had handed in a decoy phone. It’s an old trick but a good one - until you forget to collect it in the morning!
My mate Bath at Civic Subway was a champ making us 19 platters of subs, wraps and cookies for lunch and he helped me carry them all to the car. The behind the scenes logistics of organising these camps are mind blowing.
I got to Parliament House to distribute lunch but was too late to see Dan the Man. Staff reported being so proud of our students for grilling him about the state of our roads.
What a day that also included a walk up Mt Ainslie, The War Memorial and a mock election at the Electoral Commission .
It’s a big call and an early call but these kids we have taken away are super.

Our nations capital - Episode 3.  Someone thought it was a good idea to give me the school car keys and I battled with t...
01/09/2025

Our nations capital - Episode 3.
Someone thought it was a good idea to give me the school car keys and I battled with the keyless entry, the park brake button, changing gears and setting the sat nav in an unfamiliar vehicle very different to my own little red car. This was all just driving it two blocks to a parking garage! 🤣
What a good staff crew I’m sharing this Canberra adventure with and last night we started a serious game of cards. When it was lights out for the kids, it was we staff making the noise as we won and lost hands of a game called Golf. There were lots of giggles and slamming cards down on the table as we shushed each other with reminders to keep it down.
My dear room buddy let me take the queen size bed whilst she settled into a bunk bed, in a definite case of age before beauty!

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