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31/07/2024

some easy thumbnail designs.
created by this dumb XMR UCHIHA Xmr Uchiha Syam.

THANKS SENPAI Famin Khan

13/07/2024

স্ত্রী সাজুগুজু করছে।কাছে গিয়ে জ"রিয়ে ধরে বললাম " তুমি এমনিতেই অনেক সুন্দরী! "
স্ত্রী লজ্জা পেয়ে হাসলো।বললাম " এসব স্কিনকেয়ারের দরকার নেই তোমার।যারা অসুন্দর তারাই সাজে।তুমি আমার সুন্দরী বউ "
স্ত্রী লজ্জায় লাল হয়ে বললো " ইসস,কি যে বলো না "
" সত্যি বলছি।তোমায় সাধারণ ভাবে দেখেই তো প্রেমে পরেছিলাম "
" হু যাও তো।আর বলতে হবে না "
" বোকা মেয়ে।সাজলেই বরং তোমার রুপ ঢাকা পরে,তখন দেখলে রোবটিক্স লাগে "
স্ত্রী ভীষণ খুশি।লক্ষ্য করলাম এক সপ্তাহ ধরে সে সাজুগুজু করছে না।এদিকে আমিও খুশি। ফেসওয়াশ,স্নো,লোশন এগুলো আর কিনে দিতে হচ্ছে না।এসবের টাকায় আরো দশ প্যাকেট সি*গা*রেট কিনতে পারবো।

story

12/07/2024

it is a fact , not only opinion, cz many of us have seen this sort of scenes at many sites and in real life too.
all the drug addicted persons plz don't get mad on mes

03/07/2024

Italian Relationship:
1st day= S*x
2nd day= S*x again.
French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = S*x
3rd day = S*x again
British Relationship:
1st day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = s*x and more s*x
American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= S*x
Bangladeshi Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss.
13th day= Long kiss.
14th day= Tried to have s*x but failed.
15th day= Tried to have s*x but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other.
17th day= Malice till the next day.
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick.
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologized and she replied: "Leave me alone, am not your type of girl".
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology.
21st day= Hug.
22nd day= Long hug.
23rd day= Kiss.
24th day= Long kiss.
25th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman said until he buys the phone.
27th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman asked: "where is the phone? You are not serious, call me when you are serious".
28th day= "R**e".
29th day= Police case.
Story end 😔😂

reality of BD

14/06/2024

life of mine as a aime fan🥲😇😫

15/05/2024

MY ONE OR SANU Sanu Manjiro'S ONE
which profile pic is better
let us find out

01/04/2024

I have no wards but u might have 😐😨🤧

01/04/2024

rate my this video

01/04/2024

That one friend 😁 that aways judje a book by it's cover not it's insights 😉😜

01/04/2024

Are they talking about 😜 tablets size 🤧😨

01/04/2024

just push the follow button 😫😤🫡

01/04/2024