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This seems like an appropriate Thanksgiving for him, actually.
28/11/2025

This seems like an appropriate Thanksgiving for him, actually.

I want to wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving, The president, well, he might call you a radical left lunatic and then wish...
28/11/2025

I want to wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving,

The president, well, he might call you a radical left lunatic and then wish you a...

HERE IT IS, FOLKS. THE VERY DIFFICULT "COGNITIVE TEST" DOZY McDIDDLES KEEPS BRAGGING ABOUT ACING. IDENTIFY THREE ANIMALS...
27/11/2025

HERE IT IS, FOLKS. THE VERY DIFFICULT "COGNITIVE TEST" DOZY McDIDDLES KEEPS BRAGGING ABOUT ACING. IDENTIFY THREE ANIMALS. JUST THREE. AND HE NEEDED A POTTY BREAK RIGHT AFTER THE HORSE. SAD!

DID YOU SEE HIS LATEST TRUTH SOCIAL MELTDOWN? HE’S ON THERE SCREAMING LIKE A GRUMPY GRANDPA TRYING TO PROVE WHY THEY SHOULDN'T TAKE HIS CAR KEYS AWAY:
"I ACED THE COGNITIVE TEST! TOTALLY PERFECT! EVERYBODY SAW IT!"
CALM DOWN THERE, GRANDPA GRIFTER. THERE'S ACTUAL CHIMPANZEES THAT CAN DO THAT TOO.

BUT THIS ONE PART KILLED ME:
"THERE WILL BE A DAY WHEN I'M LOW ENERGY… BUT NOT NOW!!!"
I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU DROWSY DONNY, BUT NOBODY'S "LOWER ENERGY" THAN YOU. AN OLD SLOTH HAS MORE ENERGY!
YOU GET WINDED JUST SIGNING YOUR OWN NAME.
EATING A DOUBLE 1/4 POUNDER WITH CHEESE IS YOUR IDEA OF WORKING OUT YOUR ARMS!
YOU EVEN TAKE MORE NAPS THAN MY GERIATRIC GOLDEN RETRIEVER! TOTALLY PATHETIC!
TY FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS COVFEFE. - GCN

*Satire*

Mamdani just changed his profile photo on X to this. 🙃
26/11/2025

Mamdani just changed his profile photo on X to this. 🙃

Twinning!
26/11/2025

Twinning!

TDS warning signs can manifest in many different forms.
25/11/2025

TDS warning signs can manifest in many different forms.

I AM THE GAVINATOR. LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY. I CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH. I CAN'T BE REASONED WITH. I DON'T FEEL PITY...
24/11/2025

I AM THE GAVINATOR. LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY. I CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH. I CAN'T BE REASONED WITH. I DON'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR. AND I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL DOZY DON'S PRESIDENCY IS TERMINATED. BIGLY!

MY PRIMARY WEAPON - TREMENDOUSLY SAVAGE MEMES. AND BELIEVE ME, I KNOW MEMES. I HAVE THE BEST MEMES. NOT LIKE THE VERY LOW ENERGY MEMES GRANDPA McDIDDLER POSTS. THE FAUX NEWS MEDIA WON'T TELL YOU THIS BUT ONE TIME HE EVEN TRIED TO PULL OFF HIS OWN TERMINATOR MEME. TOTAL DISASTER!! HE JUST LOOKED LIKE AN OVERSIZED, RUN DOWN, DILAPIDATED ORANGE TOASTER! SAD!

THEN WHEN CANKLES McYAMTITS FOUND OUT I WAS COMING FOR HIM, HE WAS SO TERRIFIED, HE TRIED TO BUILD HIS OWN CYBORG ARMY FOR PROTECTION. NOW GET THIS, FOLKS - SENILE GRANDPA McYAMTITS WAS SO COGNITIVELY IMPAIRED, HE SOMEHOW ENDED UP ORDERING 60,000 ROOMBAS INSTEAD! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? THIS IS WHO WE HAVE LEADING THE COUNTRY! TOTAL CATASTROPHE! TY FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS COVFEFE. - GCN

*Satire*

FYI, if anyone is wondering where I was the last 24 hrs - my page got randomly suspended for "bullying and harassment" ...
24/11/2025

FYI, if anyone is wondering where I was the last 24 hrs - my page got randomly suspended for "bullying and harassment" but without any reason provided. Luckily, it was a mistake and I appealed it successfully. But usually appeals only take an HR or two. They took over 24 hrs for this one. I knew I would get restored because although I may push the limits of what's allowed, I never blatantly cross the line. I'm not gonna lie though, the anticipation was killing me lol but it's good to be back 🥳

I'm calling it now. He's just trying to figure out what he needs to rub to make that genie pop out.
24/11/2025

I'm calling it now. He's just trying to figure out what he needs to rub to make that genie pop out.

TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST, I USED TO THINK HE WAS A DISASTER, TOTAL LOSER MATERIAL. THEN WE HAD ONE MEETING - JUST ONE - A...
23/11/2025

TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST, I USED TO THINK HE WAS A DISASTER, TOTAL LOSER MATERIAL. THEN WE HAD ONE MEETING - JUST ONE - AND HE SURPRISED ME. AT FIRST I WAS REALLY BEING TOUGH - AND SO WAS HE. AND WE WOULD GO BACK AND FORTH. AND THEN WE FELL IN LOVE, OKAY? WE FELL IN LOVE. THAT'S WHEN I GRABBED HIM BY THE POLITICS AND TOOK HIM UNDER MY WING - MY VERY BIG, VERY STRONG WING - AND I BECAME HIS MASTER SENSEI. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, I TURNED HIM INTO THE BEST CO**IE MAMDANI ANYBODY'S EVER SEEN. WITH MY MASTERCLASS INSTRUCTION, HE WENT FROM LOSER ZERO TO TOTAL HERO! INCREDIBLE, JUST INCREDIBLE. EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT IT.

BUT LET'S BE HONEST, FOLKS - ONLY ONE PERSON DESERVES MOST OF THE CREDIT HERE. I HATE TO SOUND BRAGGADOCIOUS, BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE FDR PORTRAIT? I TOOK THAT PORTRAIT. YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT, DID YOU? THE FACT IS I TAUGHT MAMDANI EVERYTHING HE KNOWS - AND QUITE FRANKLY, I CREATED HIM. LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE EVEN SAYING I DESERVE ALL OF THE CREDIT - NOT JUST MOST. AFTER ALL, WHO PUT IN ALL THE HARD WORK TO SHAPE HIM? WHO MOLDED HIM? WHO GROOMED HIM INTO THE TOTAL WINNER HE IS TODAY? YOUR FAV GOVERNOR (THAT'S ME!!), THAT'S WHO. AND LET ME TELL YOU FOLKS, NOBODY GROOMS MEN BETTER THAN I DO. NOBODY. TY FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS COVFEFE. - GCN

*Satire*

America first? No. Trump First.America maybe later but only if it benefits him.
22/11/2025

America first? No. Trump First.
America maybe later but only if it benefits him.

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