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We wants it, we needs it. Must have the Precious...
17/01/2026

We wants it, we needs it. Must have the Precious...

Even George Washington has seen enough. 👀
16/01/2026

Even George Washington has seen enough. 👀

COWS LOVE YOUR PRESIDENT (THAT'S ME!). THEY REALLY DO. THEY MAKE BETTER MILK FOR ME BECAUSE THEY RESPECT ME. VERY HIGH I...
16/01/2026

COWS LOVE YOUR PRESIDENT (THAT'S ME!). THEY REALLY DO. THEY MAKE BETTER MILK FOR ME BECAUSE THEY RESPECT ME. VERY HIGH IQ COWS. VERY HEALTHY. JUST LOOK AT THE INCREDIBLE SPECIMEN BEHIND ME. HAPPIEST COW YOU’VE EVER SEEN. VERY STRONG LEGS. TREMENDOUS UTTER. STAMINA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. VERY POWERFUL. EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT IT, BELIEVE ME.

THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA WILL TRY AND TELL YOU IT'S FAKE MILK BUT REAL PATRIOTS CAN'T BE FOOLED. MAGA FARMERS RUN UP TO ME EVERYDAY - VERY BIG, VERY STRONG FARMERS WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES AND THEY SAY “SIR, THIS IS THE THICKEST, MOST WHOLE MILK WE’VE EVER HAD! NOBODY MILKS COWS LIKE YOU!"

THE RADICAL LEFT COWS? I HATE TO SAY IT BUT BETWEEN THE WINDMILLS AND THE TRANSGENDER SURGERIES, THEY'RE NOT DOING SO HOT, FOLKS. VERY CONFUSED. VERY LOW ENERGY. TERRIBLE RESALE VALUE. SOMETIMES YOU GET A COW, SOMETIMES YOU GET A BULL. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET. SAD! TY FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS COVFEFE. - DJT

*Satire*

STOP CALLING ME A P**O PROTECTOR!!! THIS IS A TOTAL WITCH HUNT! NO PRESIDENT IN HISTORY HAS EVER BEEN TREATED SO UNFAIRL...
15/01/2026

STOP CALLING ME A P**O PROTECTOR!!! THIS IS A TOTAL WITCH HUNT! NO PRESIDENT IN HISTORY HAS EVER BEEN TREATED SO UNFAIRLY! PARTYING WITH BEAUTIFUL,YOUNG WOMEN WHO REMIND ME OF MY DAUGHTER IS PERFECTLY LEGAL! YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT, EVERYONE KNOWS IT!

AND VERY FRANKLY, THIS RADICAL LEFT SCUM IS VERY, VERY LUCKY I CAN'T SUE HIM INTO BIGLY OBLIVION BECAUSE IF I DID, THE CROOKED JUDGES WOULD LET HIM SEE THE EPSTEIN FILES - WHICH ARE NOTHING BUT A RADICAL LEFT HOAX! AND BELIEVE ME, IT WOULD BE THE FASTEST COURT WIN IN HISTORY! I WOULD WIN SO FAST, YOU'D MISS IT IF YOU BLINKED! MAYBE EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T BLINK! TOTAL SHAM DUNK! STRONGEST CASE IN HISTORY!!! FORTUNATELY OR UNFORTUNATELY, WE HAVE TOO MANY CORRUPT AND CONFLICTED JUDGES WHO STILL INSIST ON FOLLOWING THE LAW! TOTAL DISASTER! TY FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS COVFEFE. - DJT

*Satire*

It's all about the baby oil, baby. (uh-huh, yeah)Now, what y'all wanna do? Wanna be fallers? Street crawlers? Sprawlers....
14/01/2026

It's all about the baby oil, baby. (uh-huh, yeah)
Now, what y'all wanna do? Wanna be fallers? Street crawlers? Sprawlers. Who be slippin' in the street from the oilers.

THE OCTAGON LOVES ME - THE PEOPLE CLAP AND THEY CHEER AND THEY SAY "SIR, YOU'RE SO TOUGH AND SO STRONG! HOW ARE YOU SO P...
13/01/2026

THE OCTAGON LOVES ME - THE PEOPLE CLAP AND THEY CHEER AND THEY SAY "SIR, YOU'RE SO TOUGH AND SO STRONG! HOW ARE YOU SO PERFECT?" I TELL THEM "I BREAK WOOD BOARDS JUST BY THINKING ABOUT IT. I NEVER SURRENDER AND I TRAIN WITH 48K GOLD WEIGHTS. I HAVE THE BEST TRUNKS AND BIG, BEAUTIFUL FISTS. VERY FRANKLY, NOBODY KICKS HARDER THAN ME - VERY TOUGH, VERY STRONG KICKS. SOME SAY MAYBE THE STRONGEST."

AND THE GESTAPO? I MOVE ON THEM VERY HEAVILY. YOU KNOW, I'M AUTOMATICALLY ATTRACTED TO LOSERS. I JUST START KICKING THEM. IT'S LIKE A (NOT WET!) MAGNET. JUST KICK. I DON'T EVEN WAIT. AND WHEN YOU'RE A CZAR, THEY LET YOU DO IT. KICK THEM IN THE T***Y. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. TY FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS COVFEFE. - GCN

*satire*

He woke up thinking it would be just another day at work 🤣
12/01/2026

He woke up thinking it would be just another day at work 🤣

Trump: “He’s very trustworthy. Some say the most trustworthy. Nobody but me has ever been more trustworthy."
12/01/2026

Trump: “He’s very trustworthy. Some say the most trustworthy. Nobody but me has ever been more trustworthy."

The plot thickens...
10/01/2026

The plot thickens...

Frankly, the Wiener-in-Chief relishes the spotlight like nobody's ever seen before. Everyone's talking about it, believe...
10/01/2026

Frankly, the Wiener-in-Chief relishes the spotlight like nobody's ever seen before. Everyone's talking about it, believe me. 😉

Can we switch to this timeline instead? Asking for a friend. 😉
10/01/2026

Can we switch to this timeline instead? Asking for a friend. 😉

DID YOU GET A LOAD OF THE PRESIDENT THIS WEEK? PICTURE THIS: A FAT, 79-YEAR-OLD, GRUMPY, GERIATRIC GRANDPA HOLDING HIS F...
09/01/2026

DID YOU GET A LOAD OF THE PRESIDENT THIS WEEK? PICTURE THIS: A FAT, 79-YEAR-OLD, GRUMPY, GERIATRIC GRANDPA HOLDING HIS FISTS UP TO HIS FACE WITH HIS TONGUE OUT LIKE HE'S DEMONSTRATING HOW TO EAT A YUUGE 🍆 IN EACH HAND - ALL WHILE MAKING EVEN WEIRDER NOISES ODDLY REMINISCENT OF THE MATING CALLS OF A WILD ANIMAL DURING MATING SEASON THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO BE PAINFULLY CONSTIPATED. SAD!

MEANWHILE, OLE' TACO McCANKLES HAS THE AUDACITY TO BRAG ABOUT HAVING “PERFECT HEALTH" - DESPITE SOUNDING LIKE ONE OF J.D. VANCE'S VERY USED AND ABUSED RECLINERS. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING THE SOUND CAUSES AUTISM FASTER THAN TYLENOL - AND EVEN KILLS WHALES FASTER THAN WINDMILLS!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! TOTAL DISASTER!!! TY FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS COVFEFE. - GCN

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