https://currentenvoy.blogspot.com/

Current Envoy, Dhaka (2025)

08/02/2025

In a recent interview with Israel's Channel 14, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu dismissed the possibility of establishing a Palestinian state within Israeli-occupied territories, proposing instead that Palestinians could create their state in Saudi Arabia, citing the kingdom's vast unoccupied lands. He argued that a Palestinian state within current territories poses a security threat to Israel and is unnecessary for normalizing relations with Saudi Arabia. Netanyahu also hinted at an impending peace agreement between Israel and Saudi Arabia. However, the Saudi Foreign Ministry rejected this suggestion, stating that normalization with Israel is not possible without the establishment of a Palestinian state.

08/02/2025

Srimangal records Bangladesh's lowest temperature at 8.9°C amid ongoing mild cold wave.

Bangladesh is currently experiencing a mild cold wave, with Srimangal in Moulvibazar district recording the country's lowest temperature at 8.9°C. According to the regular bulletin from the Meteorological Department, mild cold waves are sweeping over the districts of Rajshahi, Pabna, Naogaon, Dinajpur, Moulvibazar, and Chuadanga, and these conditions may persist. The forecast also indicates that the weather may remain dry with partly cloudy skies in various regions. Residents are advised to take necessary precautions to stay warm during this period.

08/02/2025

On Friday night, the Gazipur residence of former Liberation War Affairs Minister AKM Mozammel Haque was attacked and vandalized. According to police reports, the incident occurred around midnight when a group of individuals targeted the house, leading to significant damage. In response, supporters of the former minister confronted the attackers, resulting in a clash between the two groups. Authorities are currently investigating the motive behind the attack and working to identify those responsible. The incident has raised concerns about the security of political figures in the region, prompting calls for increased protection and swift justice.

16/12/2024

"What's the point of celebrating National Independence!" " Where there is no such thing as Independence." Seems like the people are trying to make excuses to increase "Noise Pollution".

19/09/2024

"Ukrainian Mosquitoes Cause Unplanned Fireworks Show in Tver: Russia Claims They're Here for the Vodka"

In a startling turn of events, a massive explosion rocked the quiet Russian town of Toropets on September 18, sparking confusion, chaos, and some hastily-scheduled fireworks. Ukrainian officials claim the unexpected spectacle was the result of drone attacks, while locals speculate it was just an overenthusiastic display of patriotism gone wrong. The Kremlin quickly downplayed the incident, stating that it was merely "an elaborate mosquito repellent test" gone awry, while rumors swirled that the drones were lured by promises of cheap vodka and blini. Meanwhile, Russian media scrambled to label the event as "just a warm-up for next year’s May Day Parade."

17/09/2024

"Woman Achieves 'Ultimate Surprise' Ecstasy After Tarantula's Unexpected Visit"

In a bizarre twist of nature, a woman reportedly reached a euphoric climax after a tarantula made an unexpected detour into her panties. Eyewitnesses say the arachnid's "soft but firm" movements were unlike anything found in nature, sending the woman into an unintentional state of bliss. Medical experts are still debating whether this qualifies as "spider therapy" or a scene straight out of a misunderstood horror flick. The tarantula, now dubbed "Dr. Eight Legs," has since become a symbol of untapped potential in nature’s arsenal of aphrodisiacs, leaving people both fascinated and thoroughly creeped out.

17/09/2024

"Iran's 'Jamran-1' Moon Mission Aims to Prove Once and For All That the Earth is Totally Still Flat"

In a historic move, Iran successfully launched its second satellite of the year, "Jamran-1," reportedly on a mission to investigate Earth's flatness from space. According to Tehran, this groundbreaking research will settle debates and finally debunk "round-earth propaganda." Scientists at the Revolutionary Guard Space Force remain optimistic, despite earlier concerns about whether the satellite might accidentally bump into the moon (since it's supposedly only a few hundred miles away). Critics argue this research is as valid as sending a camel to Mars.

Meanwhile, Iranian officials assured the world the satellite was powered by "solid-fuel" — a metaphor for how solid their flat-earth theory remains.

17/09/2024

"Breaking: Sheikh Hasina Reportedly Found in Secret Hideout—Turns Out, She’s not kept in India!"

In a stunning twist, sources reveal that former Bangladeshi Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina is not being "kept" in India but has actually been found sipping tea in a quaint Himalayan cottage. Rumors have it she's perfecting her yoga poses and planning to release a surprise Bollywood debut! Meanwhile, conspiracy theorists are left scratching their heads, wondering if this is all part of an elaborate game of hide-and-seek with the press.

17/09/2024

"Nas Congratulates Kendrick Lamar on Super Bowl Gig: 'Now You're Finally Mainstream Enough for the Halftime Show!'

In a heartfelt, completely non-sarcastic Instagram post, Nas congratulated Kendrick Lamar for being chosen as the next Super Bowl halftime performer, noting that Lamar's rise to real fame is now complete. "Forget Pulitzer Prizes and Grammys. It’s not real until Pepsi backs it," Nas allegedly wrote, adding, "I mean, after all, nothing says you've made it like rapping between commercial breaks for soda and insurance." Fans are already clamoring for a possible collab album titled 'Super Bowl of Consciousness,' but critics argue it might get delayed until Nas performs at the World Cup Closing Ceremony.

15/09/2024

“Bella Thorne Directs Groundbreaking Film ‘Colour Your Hurt’ – Because Who Needs Therapy When You Have Neon Lights?”

In a cinematic masterpiece that no one saw coming, Bella Thorne has turned heartbreak into an avant-garde visual art show. Colour Your Hurt is the latest attempt to cure emotional trauma through a kaleidoscope of strobe lights, angsty monologues, and enough glitter to make a unicorn blush. Critics are calling it "an emotional rollercoaster that crashes halfway through" and "the most confusing yet oddly satisfying therapy session ever." Thorne says she was inspired by "all the feelings she felt after reading her horoscope." The film is a perfect mix of deep, dark emotions and brighter-than-the-sun cinematography—because nothing says "healing" like fluorescent lighting and pop-punk ballads.

15/09/2024

Buenos Aires Hosts “Car-B-Q” Festival as Citizens Warmly Disagree with Milei’s Reforms.

In an unexpected twist, Buenos Aires has transformed into the latest hotspot for a new Argentine pastime: flipping cars and setting them on fire. What was supposed to be a peaceful protest against Milei’s reforms quickly turned into the "Car-B-Q" festival, where locals demonstrated their impressive vehicle-flipping skills. Critics are calling it a "fiery display of democracy," while participants insist they’re simply letting off steam. Word on the street is: if you can't stand the heat, stay away from the parking lots.

’tLikeThePolicySetItOnFire

Current Envoy

08/02/2025

08/02/2025

08/02/2025

16/12/2024

19/09/2024

17/09/2024

17/09/2024

17/09/2024

17/09/2024

15/09/2024

15/09/2024

Address

Website

Alerts

Shortcuts

Share

Category