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Keep Resting in peace the Pilot😭😭😭😭😭
23/08/2024

Keep Resting in peace the Pilot😭😭😭😭😭

BEHOLD a Methodist without guile. He is ever smiling. A good music Minister, gentle but calculative and bold. A trusted ...
09/08/2024

BEHOLD a Methodist without guile. He is ever smiling. A good music Minister, gentle but calculative and bold. A trusted Methodist Youth who had helped so many youths to secure good employment. He is the serving DEPUTY SPEAKER OF EBONYI STATE HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY. Join us as celebrate him today as.he witness another birthday. Let us join hands in praying for him to continue to live in good health. The light of progress in his way shall not be extinguished by anyone or any power. He shall grow from this height to a greater height.Happy Birthday. Congratulations dear son in the Lord.

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UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERYFINAL YEAR EXAMSCOURSE: MARRIAGEMATICSTime: 1 HOUR 30 MINSINSTRUCTIONSATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONSALL QUE...
06/08/2024

UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY
FINAL YEAR EXAMS
COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS

Time: 1 HOUR 30 MINS

INSTRUCTIONS

ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS

ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS

1. You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for two years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. Eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. For Men You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone x

(a) Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones.
(15 marks)

(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5 marks)

(c) Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. (5 Marks)

4. You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 10, 000k Your daughter is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth 30, 000k each. Calculate the percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. For ladies You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing returns to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

7. You can't give your wife 2000k for a pot of soup, but you spend over 5000k in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 (20 marks)

8. You have been in the church and in your fellowship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 marks)

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I want you to start now to think about your lives, with what is happening around you, you have to agree with me that the...
04/08/2024

I want you to start now to think about your lives, with what is happening around you, you have to agree with me that the end time is near.

You don't have to expect angels to descent from heaven and blow the trumpets right before your eyes before you believe that rapture is real.

People are dying everyday, here and there, now and then, just know that anytime one dies his rapture has taken place, and it was stated in the scripture.

"It is appointed unto man once to die and after that comes the judgement. Have you thought about the great tribulation?

I want you to make out time to visit mortuary or cemetery and you will have no one to tell you, "Amend your ways"

Death is a road every man must pass, it's a prize everyone of us must surly pay, both the rich and the poor, wise and unintelligent ones, complete and deformed. Despite the church you belongs to, death must knock at your door someday and you must answer the call of nature.

Jesus is coming very soon...

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🛑EVERY MAN MUST READ🛑The only time women knows the important or significance of a good man/alpha male is when they are t...
23/07/2024

🛑EVERY MAN MUST READ🛑

The only time women knows the important or significance of a good man/alpha male is when they are tired of being used by the bad guys, their private part smashed beyond repair & their breasts are sagging like rabbit's ears, their body shape and texture is damaged beyond repair and their attitude and character is corrupted with the addictive nature of promiscuity.

They only remember good men exist and wants to give him a chance when they are done living promiscuously, when they saw that the bad men are no longer interested in them anymore, when they noticed that they are running out of time and age.

I pity men who will decide to settle down with women such as this, they are bringing chaos into their life.

If she can't find a man in her prime time, she shouldn't find you in her finished moment as a left overs or for a complement.

Her past and s*xual history will not only haunt her alone, it will haunt you too.

Be wise, Judge such women harshly by their past.

Her past is her future with you in the picture.

Wait, if you're thinking that such women can still repent please don't waste your time, such women don't repent, they only go for sabbatical leave, break, or vocation and once they pin down a simp down, they come back to their normal default settings.

When you are ready to marry, go for a younger women with clean slate, judge her harshly by her past and if she pass, accommodate her.
Men are meant to start their own families not joining already existing one.
Let damaged people marry damaged people.

You are not the one that damaged those women so it's not your responsibility to fix them, don't avail yourself to be a rehabilitation center for any woman most especially if its the woman you want to marry, you are not trained for that.

Don't let any body blackmail you with the REAL MAN BU****IT.
It's wise to choose your battles carefully because you are not trained to fix every problem otherwise they will send you to grave and people will wash what you are fixing.

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DEAR MEN, sometimes I wonder where you draw your strength from🤔... You stay months without buying clothes for yourself a...
03/07/2024

DEAR MEN,
sometimes I wonder where you draw your strength from🤔...
You stay months without buying clothes for yourself all because you want to put food on the table🥲
You stay hungry so that your family can eat and survive🫶.

Sometimes you leave home with no direction but still be able to come back home with money❤️‍🔥
I know how you have deprived yourself basic education so that your kids can have it, Your parents look up to you for survival whether you have a job or not😏
You just have to provide💯

You pay huge bride price to marry a woman you love and end up taking care of her family, her siblings and even your very own.
You have to fight tirelessly for your mother, wife and kids.

Dear Men, May God bless you with long life and courage to go through each day...👏🏾👏🏾


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Masquerade flogging an anointed servant of God is a big Taboo and sacrilege.Ngboejeogu what's happening, does culture kn...
10/06/2024

Masquerade flogging an anointed servant of God is a big Taboo and sacrilege.

Ngboejeogu what's happening, does culture know no boundaries?

I'm not against culture but there should be limitations to certain things, elders of the land should look into this matter with an elderly eyes and come to a concrete resolution.

God is not in anyway happy with us, we human beings are not as well happy with our norms because they are stepping unto our foots.

Let this kind of a thing never repeat itself again, Ngboejeogu is not known for violating their cultures and traditions.

Police men arresting a masquerade during cultural display is another omen and violation of traditions on its own.

This is not good at all, please our people let's call a spade a spade and abolish barbaric acts and focus on the core culture and traditions and likewise mind boundaries.

We shouldn't be using culture to oppress Religion

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A true friend is like a p***s, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you a...
08/05/2024

A true friend is like a p***s, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a va**na, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

⭕1. Ka*****ra says : If you suck one ni**le, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B***s & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, p***y... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fu**ed.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu**ed to achieve it.

⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's P***s and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
If you don't believe that this is true that means you are still a baby😂

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She dated the first guy.He asked for s*x, she refused, he broke up with her.The second guy came, same thing, he asked fo...
05/05/2024

She dated the first guy.

He asked for s*x, she refused, he broke up with her.

The second guy came, same thing, he asked for s*x, she stood her ground, he broke up with her.

The third guy came.. He asked for s*x.

She didn't want to loose him like the rest so this time she gave in and slept with him.

Guess what?

He still left her after……..

I wish every lady will get this,

S*x doesn't keep a Man.

Most guys this days use Marriage as an excuse to sleep with ladies, after which they find an excuse and run.

There are ladies who still marry as virgins, didn't their husbands marry them?

Dear Daughters of Zions, close your legs.

Husband will come.

Stop allowing Men test you, you are not suya.

If he asks for s*x, he's not a Christian.

If he asks for s*x, and you give him, what's the guarantee he won't go after sleeping with you?

Refuse to be tested, you are not suya.

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The wife checked her husband's phone and found these names: Tender one Amazing one Lady of my dreamsShe called the Tende...
04/05/2024

The wife checked her husband's phone and found these names:
Tender one Amazing one Lady of my dreams

She called the Tender One and his mother answered. Then called the Amazing One and his sister answered!

When she called the Lady of my Dreams, HER phone rang!!!

She cried until she got her eyes swollen because she doubted her husband, so she gave him her one month salary to make up for her sin.

When his mother learnt of the story, she sold her jewellery and gave her son the money.

The husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as "Kudakwashe the Electrician"

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Today marks the day my first strength came into existence, the joy of my life.Indeed my Princess is always on my heart❤️...
26/04/2024

Today marks the day my first strength came into existence, the joy of my life.

Indeed my Princess is always on my heart❤️, as we celebrate your birthday today. I wish you long life, fast growth, happiness, joy and more love🤍.

Princess Obashi Miracle Chimsidirim happy birthday🎂🎊🎉

Courtesy: Dad & Mom✍️

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