The Pennsylvania Punch Bowl

26/02/2024

“the goal is to ensure (his) students are totally insufferable along multiple dimensions. Not only because they are Wharton students but also because they parade around their ‘outside’ interests in a belief it makes them niche”
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13/02/2024

With Valentine’s Day coming up, we know some of you could use this. Find your other half at datamatch.me! 😘💌♥️🌹

24/11/2023

Happy thanksgiving!! To all of our alumni, we’re so thankful to have this club to bring us together and make people laugh 🍗🐔🧡 With love and laughter, your Editors!

21/02/2023

💍✋‼️ 69 PENN-SPECIFIC ROMANCE TROPES FOR A BELATED VALENTINES DAY ‼️🥵💦

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13/02/2023

DATAMATCH CLOSES AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT!!!! fill it out if you’re cool, sexy, hot, and/or hilarious. link in bio.

16/12/2022

“if Mbappé rolled in front of my professor (while clutching a knee), he could secure extra injury time to finish my essays.”
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10/12/2022

Ben Franklin can have someone to sit with on the bench!
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05/12/2022

reminder to fill out course evals!
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30/11/2022

Why is the Punch Bowl’s financial and editorial independence so important?

Hear from more of our student staff members at: pennpunchbowl.com

24/11/2022

the haikus are back
you can proceed with caution
full list on our site

https://pennpunchbowl.com/2022/11/24/thanksgiving-haikus-2022/

02/11/2022

"Just look at our skin," said Dr. Progresso Greene, Lauder's Faculty Director. "We're freaking immortal!"

Lauder College House is finally choosing a mascot of their own: a giant anthropomorphic bottle of Estée Lauder anti-wrinkle serum.

29/10/2022

"The Homecoming protest was a welcome wake-up call," Magill said. "These students know that avoiding an apocalypse and providing a healthy future for their children is all about what we do today to protect our sports."

"These students know that providing a healthy future for their children is all about what we do today to protect our sports."