10/09/2026
Remembering ‘Round the Twist’: That One Time an Australian Kids’ Show Absolutely Ruined Your Childhood (In a Good Way)
Do you remember that lighthouse? If you grew up in the 90s (or had a parent who did), chances are, the image of that iconic, slightly battered lighthouse sends a specific, quirky shiver down your spine. For a generation of kids, Round the Twist wasn't just a show; it was a rite of passage into the weird, the surreal, and the just plain bizarre world of Australian children’s television.
If the theme song (the one with the line about a magical codpiece and a talking skeleton) is currently looping in your brain, then you’ve just unlocked a core memory.
Based on the beloved (and often nightmare-inducing) books by author Paul Jennings, Round the Twist followed the Twist family—Tony (the single dad), his teenage daughter Linda, and his two mischievous sons, Pete and Bronson—who lived in a functioning lighthouse. This was no ordinary lighthouse, mind you. The surrounding coast was apparently a magical singularity where the laws of physics and sanity went to die.
From sentient, talking socks to a ghostly pirate who makes people fall in love, the plots of each episode were less about logic and more about unleashing pure, imaginative chaos. Who could forget the episode where a boy gets turned into a green slug, or when the entire town gets stuck in a loop and repeats the same day over and over (which is practically a warm-up for Stranger Things)? The show was gross, funny, terrifying, and always, always unpredictable.
It was a show that embraced the absurdity of being a kid, that didn't shy away from being a little gross-out (this is a Paul Jennings property, after all), and that managed to blend genuine heartfelt moments with stories about a ghost that only wants to kiss people.
Rewatching Round the Twist now (if you can handle the low-definition visuals and questionable effects) is a journey into a specific kind of innocent, slightly unhinged nostalgia. It’s a reminder of a time when TV didn't need CGI to be magical, just a talking foot, a great title track, and that enduring, slightly weathered lighthouse standing guard against the weirdest things the ocean could throw at it.