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πŸ”₯ Football takes served daily from VAR chΓ os to wonder strikes.

11/13/2025

Everton are on the hunt for a new striker this January
Joshua Zirkzee from Manchester United tops their list.

11/13/2025

David_Ornstein on who he'd sign for Manchester United if he was Ruben Amorim

11/13/2025

BREAKING: unverified source reports Antoine Semenyo prefers a move to Arsenal than any other club in England.

BREAKING: Nuno Mendez prefers a move to ManchesterUnited than any other club in England.
11/13/2025

BREAKING: Nuno Mendez prefers a move to Manchester
United than any other club in England.

11/13/2025

JUST IN! Angelo Stiller is a top target for Manchester United, with Christopher Vivell and Jason Wilcox both valuing him highly. [JacobsBen, talkSPORT]

πŸ‡«πŸ‡· Happy birthday to Manchester United's Leny Yoro, who turns 20 today. ✨
11/13/2025

πŸ‡«πŸ‡· Happy birthday to Manchester United's Leny Yoro, who turns 20 today. ✨

🚨 Manchester United's upcoming 10 matches once the international break concludes ⬇️How many points are we getting?
11/12/2025

🚨 Manchester United's upcoming 10 matches once the international break concludes ⬇️

How many points are we getting?

🚨 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š!!!!!Harry Amass will not be recalled by Manchester United in January.
11/12/2025

🚨 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š!!!!!

Harry Amass will not be recalled by Manchester United in January.

🚨 The sponsorship deal with DXC Technology will expire at the end of the season. United are in discussions to find a new...
11/12/2025

🚨 The sponsorship deal with DXC Technology will expire at the end of the season. United are in discussions to find a new sleeve sponsor, as well as for the training kits. []

❀️⭐️ Manchester United has some talented strikers coming through!Who are you investing your stocks in?
11/12/2025

❀️⭐️ Manchester United has some talented strikers coming through!

Who are you investing your stocks in?

🚨 United have asked the staff to stop posting unauthorized content from the club's behind-the-scenes. The management bel...
11/12/2025

🚨 United have asked the staff to stop posting unauthorized content from the club's behind-the-scenes. The management believes there are currently too many unauthorized images being made public. The club will give new guidelines to the staff to control what is posted. []

🚨✍️ 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃: Ruben Amorim has introduced a RULE requiring half of the squad to sign AUTOGTAPHS for FANS outside Old Tra...
11/12/2025

🚨✍️ 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃: Ruben Amorim has introduced a RULE requiring half of the squad to sign AUTOGTAPHS for FANS outside Old Trafford before matches…

…with the other half doing so afterward, says The Athletic today.

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