05/21/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Tommy just got the 'Oily Patch Special' breakfast! 🚨
Looks like our 'hero' triggered the wrong crowd. 🤠 We Redneck Cowboy Oil Patch Workers don't just talk independence—we serve it, fresh and dripping! 🍳
Tommy wanted to use 'aggressive marketing' to petition against our referendum question? Bold move, buddy. Shockingly bold. Well, we've got some aggressive marketing of our own... and it involves a dozen grade-A large.
Hey Tom, how do you like your eggs? Looks like they're sunny-side-UP YOURS! 😂 We always have breakfast ready for you. You can't spell 'independent' without breaking a few... well, you get the idea.
Alberta’s new era is looking a little... gooey!