10/08/2026
Dallas Brodie refuses to dig up the bodies of her grandparents to dispel rumours that they never actually died. Despite visible gravesites, government records, eyewitness accounts of their deaths, and ground-penetrating radar confirming the location of bodies, some on the far left insist that they never died. Some leftist extremists claim they never even existed in the first place.
If she were to dig them up, would it help? Experts such as sociologist Hue Jassle say probably not. “These left-wing nut jobs are so convinced it’s a conspiracy that they wouldn’t believe it if she handed them a pile of bones herself,” said Jassle. “No amount of desecrating her ancestors’ graves will ever convince them.”
