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WORLD SU***DE PREVENTION DAY
09/10/2026

WORLD SU***DE PREVENTION DAY

STAR TREK ~ 60TH ANNIVERSARY Prompt: A cinematic vertical 60th-anniversary Star Trek tribute poster, rendered as a richl...
09/08/2026

STAR TREK ~ 60TH ANNIVERSARY

Prompt: A cinematic vertical 60th-anniversary Star Trek tribute poster, rendered as a richly textured, museum-quality oil painting on canvas. A heroic multigenerational ensemble of iconic Starfleet officers fills the upper two-thirds: the original series crew is the central focus, with a confident captain in a gold command uniform front and centre, flanked by a calm pointed-eared science officer in blue, a chief medical officer, engineer in red, communications officer, helmsman, and navigator. Surround them with recognizable later-era captains, officers, androids, and alien allies arranged in a dramatic, layered portrait collage.

Below the cast, a large classic saucer-and-twin-nacelle exploration starship flies forward in a three-quarter front view. Its saucer is perfectly symmetrical and correctly proportioned, with a smooth elliptical rim, evenly spaced illuminated windows, a centred bridge dome, and clean neck and engine-pylon connections. Additional iconic exploration ships sweep through the scene at different depths, surrounded by glowing warp trails, distant planets, starfields, and violet-blue cosmic nebulae.

Use dramatic sapphire, indigo, violet, crimson, and warm gold lighting. Employ bold cinematic highlights, deep shadows, luminous edge light, detailed uniform textures, and visible painterly impasto brushwork. The mood is adventurous, hopeful, nostalgic, and epic.

At the lower left, place a metallic-gold Starfleet delta insignia containing a large centred “60” and the smaller word “years” beneath it. To its right, add large polished metallic-gold retro-futurist lettering: “HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAR TREK”. At the absolute bottom, add small centred cream text: “Poster Created By CRIPPLED CHICKEN CREATIONS”. Ultra-detailed, premium cinematic key art, balanced vertical poster composition, crisp readable typography, no watermark, no distorted faces, hands, or ship geometry.

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SNIFF 'N' THE TEARS ~ DRIVER'S SEAT~ 1979, ALBUM FICKLE HEARTDoing all rightA little jiving on a Saturday nightAnd come ...
09/08/2026

SNIFF 'N' THE TEARS ~ DRIVER'S SEAT~ 1979, ALBUM FICKLE HEART

Doing all right
A little jiving on a Saturday night
And come what may
Gonna dance the day away

Jenny was sweet
She always smiled for the people she'd meet
On trouble and strife
She had another way of looking at life

The news is blue (the news is blue)
It has its own way to get to you (ooh)
What can I do? (What can I do?)
I'll never remember my time with you

Pick up your feet
Got to move to the trick of the beat
There is no elite
Just take your place in the driver's seat

Driver's seat, ooh
Driver's seat, yeah

We're doing all right (ooh)
A little jiving on a Saturday night (yeah)
And come what may (ooh)
Gonna dance the day away (yeah)

Driver's seat, ooh
Driver's seat, yeah

Jenny was sweet (ooh)
There is no elite (yeah)
Pick up your feet (ooh)
Pick up, pick up (yeah)
Pick up your feet (ooh)
Gonna dance the day away (yeah)

Driver's seat, ooh
Driver's seat, yeah
Driver's seat, ooh
Driver's seat, yeah

Yeah
Driver's seat

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JOAN JETT ~ I LOVE ROCK N' ROLL~ 1981, ALBUM I LOVE ROCK N' ROLLI saw him dancing there by the record machineI knew he m...
09/08/2026

JOAN JETT ~ I LOVE ROCK N' ROLL~ 1981, ALBUM I LOVE ROCK N' ROLL

I saw him dancing there by the record machine
I knew he must have been about seventeen
The beat was going strong
Playing my favorite song
And I could tell it wouldn't be long till he was with me, yeah me
And I could tell it wouldn't be long till he was with me, yeah me

Singing, I love rock and roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock and roll
So come and take your time and dance with me
Ow!

He smiled, so I got up and asked for his name
But that don't matter, he said, 'cause it's all the same
He said, "Can I take you home
Where we can be alone?"
And next we were moving on, he was with me, yeah me
Next we were moving on, he was with me, yeah me

Singing, I love rock and roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock and roll
So come and take your time and dance with me
Ow!

He said, "Can I take you home
Where we can be alone?"
Next we're moving on, he was with me, yeah me
And we'll be moving on and singing that same old song, yeah with me

Singing, I love rock and roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock and roll
So come and take your time and dance with me

I love rock and roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock and roll
So come and take your time and dance with

I love rock and roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock and roll
So come and take your time and dance with

I love rock and roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock and roll
So come and take your time and dance with

I love rock and roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock and roll
So come and take your time and dance with me

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DAMNATION ALLEY ~ 1977Prompt: Create a premium vertical 2:3 theatrical movie poster for an original 1970s-style post-apo...
09/05/2026

DAMNATION ALLEY ~ 1977

Prompt: Create a premium vertical 2:3 theatrical movie poster for an original 1970s-style post-apocalyptic science-fiction adventure titled “DAMNATION ALLEY.” Use lavish hand-painted key-art illustration, airbrushed realism, dramatic heroic portraiture, subtle vintage film grain, worn paper edges, and high-contrast retro cinema colour grading.

At the center, show a massive silver-grey futuristic armored Landmaster-style survival vehicle charging toward the viewer in a low three-quarter front-left angle. The vehicle has a long, angular, two-section articulated body with a deep black flexible center joint; a sharply pointed, boat-like wedge nose; small steep trapezoidal windshield panes with a dark empty cockpit; weathered metal panels; rooftop hatch and small antenna equipment. It rides on rugged tri-star wheel assemblies: three oversized tires around each triangular hub, with broad silver support arms, kicking up a huge spray of dust, stones, sparks, and debris as it tears down a ruined desert highway.

Above the vehicle, compose three large, tightly framed heroic cast portraits against a violent crimson-red apocalyptic sky: on the left, a rugged long-haired man in a green camouflage jacket with a determined stare; in the center, a young blonde woman with a serious, alert expression; on the right, a stern silver-haired man with a thick dark mustache wearing a pale military shirt. Their faces are lit by orange firelight and red storm glow.

In the background, show black tornado funnels, lightning bolts, burning clouds, distant ruined city silhouettes, collapsed freeway structures, wrecked cars, and a tilted damaged Route 66 road sign. Behind the vehicle on the right, add a giant shadowy mutant scorpion emerging through smoke and dust.

Use a color palette of fiery crimson, burnt orange, smoke-black, dusty ochre, and distressed gunmetal silver. Make the mood intense, dangerous, and adventurous—an epic 1970s disaster-science-fiction poster.

At the bottom, add huge distressed 3D orange-red angular title lettering: “DAMNATION ALLEY”. Beneath it in small cream-colored italic serif text: “You have seen great adventures. You are about to live one.” At the very bottom in smaller centered cream text: “Poster Created By CRIPPLED CHICKEN CREATIONS”.

No modern logos, no watermark, no extra text, no people visible inside the vehicle, no conventional wheels, no sleek modern sci-fi styling.

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FLASH GORDON ~ 1980Prompt: Create a vertical 2:3 cinematic retro science-fantasy movie poster, painted in lavish 1980s c...
09/05/2026

FLASH GORDON ~ 1980

Prompt: Create a vertical 2:3 cinematic retro science-fantasy movie poster, painted in lavish 1980s cult-sci-fi style with glossy realism, dramatic practical-effects texture, and rich saturated colour.
In the foreground, center frame, a muscular blond male space hero charges directly toward the viewer in a red-and-black sleeveless uniform with a large red starburst chest emblem and gold belt. He extends a glowing gold sci-fi blaster toward the camera in strong foreshortened perspective; his other fist is clenched as he runs. A massive black solar eclipse encircled by blazing gold light sits directly behind him.
At the top center, a bald, goateed alien emperor in ornate crimson-and-gold armour sits imposing on a towering Art Deco throne platform, pointing forward as if commanding an invasion. At upper right, a smiling bearded winged warrior in black-and-gold feathered armour raises a long battle staff, his vast dark wings sweeping across the sky. At upper left, a dark-haired princess in gold-and-white futuristic armour aims a sci-fi weapon from an ornate spacecraft cockpit.
Fill the background with a colossal planet, star fields, purple cosmic clouds, red laser beams, lightning, explosions, chrome rockets, flying warships, and gold futuristic city towers. Use intense gold eclipse light, crimson enemy glow, electric blue and violet storm accents, deep blacks, polished metal, and dramatic high-contrast rim lighting. Bottom center: small metallic-gold text “Poster Created By,” with larger matching text beneath: “CRIPPLED CHICKEN CREATIONS.” No other text, logos, or watermark.

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XTC ~ GENERALS AND MAJORS ~ 1980 ~ ALBUM BLACK SEAGenerals and Majors ah ahthey're never too farfrom battlefields so glo...
09/05/2026

XTC ~ GENERALS AND MAJORS ~ 1980 ~ ALBUM BLACK SEA

Generals and Majors ah ah
they're never too far
from battlefields so glorious
out in a world of their own
They'll never come down
till once again victorious

Generals and Majors always
seem so unhappy 'less they got a war

Generals and Majors ah ah
like never before are tired of being actionless.

Calling
Generals and Majors everywhere
Calling
your World War III is drawing near

Generals and Majors ah ah
They're never too far
away from men who made the grade
out in a world of their own
They'll never come down
until the battle's lost or made

Generals and Majors ah ah
like never before, are tired of being in the shade.

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ROLLERBALL ~ 1975Prompt: Create a premium vertical theatrical poster for a fictional 1970s dystopian roller-sport film: ...
09/05/2026

ROLLERBALL ~ 1975

Prompt: Create a premium vertical theatrical poster for a fictional 1970s dystopian roller-sport film: a fierce orange-jerseyed No. 6 athlete charges toward the camera on quad skates, thrusting a steel ball forward while rival skaters and a brutal armored motorcycle race behind him. Set inside a vast dark arena with packed crowds, reflective wet flooring, sparks, smoke, white stadium beams, amber firelight, and deep steel-blue shadows. Use hyper-detailed cinematic realism, scratched helmets, leather armor, chrome textures, dramatic low-angle action, and retro-futurist metallic typography: “ROLLERBALL” at top, “1975” beneath, and “THE GAME HAS NO RULES.” at the bottom.

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