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Welcome. Thanks for showing support. I assure you, my intentions are strictly altruistic. Living in a constant and dreadfully unrelenting existential nightmare?

Organized a community founded on virtues that sparked my admiration of the human struggle and it's fight and perseverance and ability to overcome any obstacle. Feeling Alone? Feeling crowded? Hopeless? H***y or Hungry? Do you find that in your life you can most relate to roadkill? Brah, I hate to tell you this but you've got some severely messed up problems, and you should seriously consider some

professional help. Cause, damn.

*Ahem*

But hey, don't worry. There is some good news, I just saved 15% on my car insurance...

Also, all your deficiencies and many, MANY abnormalities and imperfections kind of make you an ideal candidate to try this new non invasive, full frontal lobotomy procedure I've been working on in my garage. So while I may not be able to help with that, your relationship problems or your lazy eye, I do offer hope. I would like you to join me in this opportunity. Come, Get in on the ground floor of my quest for total and absolute intergalactic domination. First step is to organize a solid crew, and through LIKING and FOLLOWING this page, you surely can...

From Inspiration, to retardation... All you need to make you feel better about your obviously terrible life choices and your crippling inability to own up to them. But why work on yourself when there is just so much stuff to point your fingers at? Why kick a hornets nest when you can get free honey at Denny's? Because, you are you, and if you wanted to do things the easy or correct way, then you wouldn't have the fun of always stressing. And what would your life be without the myriad of problems to procrastinate eventually tending to or working really hard to avoid facing all together? Anyways, without further ado...

I welcome you to Come join the cause. And who knows, one day perhaps, maybe we will think about devising a plan to set a date on which we could ponder about aspiring to eventually hope to begin working on some kind of ways of finding a solution...

Welcome. We organized a community founded on virtues that sparked my admiration of the human struggle and it's fight and perseverance and ability to overcome any obstacle. I assure you, my intentions are strictly altruistic.

07/19/2025

Tip for next summer.

07/17/2025

Well I'm back baby.
F*** yeah. Yeah this is going to be censored because I'm doing voice to text. It's a lot easier for me, okay? 😆

Anyways here's a video from a long time ago when the company I work for, CN had looked into my medical files and realized that I have fallen 55 ft down a mountain while free climbing.

Yeah smashed myself up real bad, and was in a drug-induced coma for a long while. Peeing in jars, pooing in Kleenex boxes, all that Jazz...

The main concern for the doctors were my head injuries. I suffered so many hits to the Head that might scalp peeled off.

Company policies you have to be "normal" to be able to pilot a train. I always find that weird. It's like you don't even need to turn anywhere all you do is go forwards and backwards, and you're on rails. It's literally designed for idiots.

Well here's a video from the day where I got my results back from the neurologist after some intensive testing.

I passed baby, Oh yeeeah! 👍

06/27/2025

How's it going all you schmexxy people? It's finally the day of the Fri. Time to drop everything you're doing, get sc****ly clad. Then go out there and be somebody...

It's gorgeous out so go and enjoy it, if your boss asks you why you're leaving early, tell them Maciek said it's ok, and they're good to go as well... :D

04/24/2025

04/23/2025

IYKYK

02/21/2025

02/08/2025

I had this!!

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12/20/2024

You think you're the s**t, Grinch? You're not even the fart.

12/08/2024

There's only twice a year when Cranberries are popular, Thanksgiving and Christmas. And there is nothing worse than a Cranberries song stuck in your heeeeeeeeeeeeeeead, in your heeeeeeeeeaaadd, in your head, in your head, in your heaa heea heeeaaddd

12/04/2024

Something tells me that RogueSpy cannot be trusted.

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