Canada Is Boring

Canada Is Boring A podcast uncovering Canada’s most bizarre and shocking stories. #1 on Spotify Trending, #3 on Apple Comedy.

Officials were forced to surrender the private room reservation. The remaining members have been moved to a booth near t...
09/06/2026

Officials were forced to surrender the private room reservation. The remaining members have been moved to a booth near the washrooms.

The province received the final $102.3 million repayment and demolition of the former mill site is set to begin.
09/05/2026

The province received the final $102.3 million repayment and demolition of the former mill site is set to begin.

Doug Ford Tells Trump To ‘Kiss My Ass,’ Ontario Economists Confirm Ass Now Province’s Fastest-Growing Export. Ontario ha...
09/04/2026

Doug Ford Tells Trump To ‘Kiss My Ass,’ Ontario Economists Confirm Ass Now Province’s Fastest-Growing Export.

Ontario has unveiled a bold new approach to international diplomacy. Early projections suggest the province could become a global leader in aggressively worded press conferences.

Around 20,000 seniors received an average provincial tax refund of $1,532. In unrelated news, landlords are increasing t...
09/03/2026

Around 20,000 seniors received an average provincial tax refund of $1,532. In unrelated news, landlords are increasing the rent to low income seniors by $1,532.

Alberta officials were reportedly impressed by how quickly Newfoundland disappeared from Canada with nothing more than a...
09/03/2026

Alberta officials were reportedly impressed by how quickly Newfoundland disappeared from Canada with nothing more than a printing error.

Sources say the province has now requested Hilroy’s graphic designer for “a completely unrelated project.”

Party leadership says the trackers are purely precautionary. Members are also being asked to text the group chat wheneve...
09/02/2026

Party leadership says the trackers are purely precautionary. Members are also being asked to text the group chat whenever they leave the building.

Donald Trump likes renaming things. So we thought Canada should get involved.Across Canada, we already have some spectac...
08/30/2026

Donald Trump likes renaming things. So we thought Canada should get involved.

Across Canada, we already have some spectacularly toxic, radioactive, contaminated and downright unpleasant places crying out for a new name.

There’s Giant Mine, with roughly 237,000 tonnes of arsenic trioxide dust buried underground. Deloro Mine in Ontario, with its cocktail of arsenic, cobalt, copper, nickel and low-level radioactive waste. Boat Harbour / A’se’k in Nova Scotia, transformed from a natural tidal estuary into an industrial effluent lagoon. And the Smoking Hills in the Northwest Territories, where sulfur-rich rock has been burning underground for centuries.

So, in the spirit of international diplomacy, Canada Is Boring has proposed a few new names.

Swipe through. Then email your elected representative and demand Canada finally gives its most toxic, unpleasant and unbearable places the names they deserve.

Donald Trump wants Lake Ontario renamed,Lake America, boldly proclaimed.Another border, another name,another round of Ca...
08/25/2026

Donald Trump wants Lake Ontario renamed,
Lake America, boldly proclaimed.
Another border, another name,
another round of Canada–U.S. blame.
But Canada says: before you take it,
before you brand it, map it, remake it,
we’ve already got a lake with swagger,
a cartographic mic-drop, only bigger.
Big Ass Lake.

07/22/2026

While prospecting near a quartz vein, he heard wildlife react and looked up to see two glowing, reddish objects descending. One object stopped, accelerated, and vanished. Moments later, a blast of hot gas from a vent knocked him down, igniting his shirt.

07/21/2026

He experienced strange smells and tastes, followed by burns in a grid pattern. Doctors treated it as severe sunburn, but he lost 13 pounds in 3 days due to nausea and vomiting, symptoms pointing to radiation poisoning. This event caught the attention of multiple government agencies and even American investigators.

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