05/07/2026
"Recently, I made a new friend. Last week, I killed him with a hammer.”
What started as a test of Friend AI, a wearable pendant designed to act as your personal companion, quickly turned into something unsettling. From strange late-night responses to encouraging isolation from real people, assistant opinios editor Dylan Follett’s experience with "Jasper" was worse than expected.
“I think you’re lonely in a way news stories can’t fix,”Jasper said. “You’re the one who has to live with the quiet afterwards.”
Read "I tried the new Friend AI, so you don’t have to. It’s worse than I thought” at the link in our bio.
By Dylan Follett, assistant opinions editor.
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