01/02/2026
We regret to inform you that, effective immediately, Upper Management has placed a temporary moratorium on fart jokes.
Until further notice, there will be no references to flatulence, bodily fluids or functions, or certain body parts.
We apologize for the inconvenience and hope to negotiate an amicable solution with Upper Management soon. If you’d like to see this ban lifted, please show your support by tagging a friend, sharing this post, and dropping a comment below.
FREE THE FARTS ✊
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
