Kelowna Thinks

09/17/2024

And in some of the most shocking news of all time.... sources have come forward revealing that Trent Reznor's nails were actually 22 centimeters!!!

09/16/2024

Watching Perry Farrell and Dave Navarro try to fight each other looks exactly like what I imagine Anderson Silva and Georges St Pierre look like trying to write a song together!

07/19/2024

The Future in Back to the Future II is already in the past... The year 2000 was half my life ago. I am older than diet Coke!
Do you remember Cocoon? That movie about all the old guys? WILFRED BRIMLEY WAS 49 WHEN HE MADE THAT MOVIE!! I am as old as the old guys in Cocoon!
Thats why everybody my age looks so freakin old!!!

I no longer consider concerts without seats an option. Every time i enter a new building I subconsciously map the quickest route to every bathroom. I don't understand why Drake's music is appealing in any way and I'm very happy about that!!!

Let this be a warning to all of you - for some it may already be too late - someday, without any warning or preparation, you are going to be a fu**in old guy!

06/22/2024

Imagine...

01/10/2024

Hi there. My name is Eric . I identify as Eric. I use pronouns only in order to refrain from referring to myself in the third person like a wierdo but those words are not a part of my identity, simply an English technicality.
I was born a male and remain a male to this day. If you misgender me in public, I will probably laugh quite heartily as will anybody who witnesses it.
I'm not going to tell you my sexual preferences nor whether or not I am Trans. Also, I will never ask you how you identify. It will never be a part of our interactions. We can be great friends or just pleasant to each other and never in any of our encounters will it be neccessary to share that information. Nice to meet you. Have a great day.

12/04/2023

It is entirely possible that we have things completely wrong and oxygen is actually a poisonous gas that takes around sixty to ninety years to kill us.

10/15/2023

10/13/2023

https://www.spreaker.com/user/17316675/momcast-final

A Very special Interview With Patricia Cameron - A Woman sufferring from terminal lung cancer who was approved for Medical Assistance In Dying and chose her birthday to be the day she says "Toodle-oo" for the last time.

10/12/2023

Get ready to dance! Our new EP with remixed versions of our songs is here! Get your groove on with our new remix EP – it's full of great jams! Have a listen now!

08/28/2023

Its not much but its there now if you care to visit.

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