10/22/2025
Top 3 Ways to SURVIVE This Mercury Retrograde (Oct 21–Dec 13) 👽🔄
Okay…it's here again. The dreaded Mercury retrograde. And already your 🤖 electronics are breaking down, 💔 relationships are breaking up, and you've lost your car keys yet again…
While the end of the Mercury retrograde storm is AWESOME because it reveals a curious new path, right now is the part that “sucks” because we have to go through h*ll to get there.
Here are the top 3 ways to handle this Mercury retrograde like a boss.
1️⃣ Save the Date 📅
Mercury retrograde chaos starts & ends on these key dates. Add reminders to your phone to stay calm, cool, & collected because these dates are when the 💩 hits the fan:
Oct 21: Shadow begins
Nov 10: Retro begins
Nov 29: Retro ends
Dec 13: Shadow ends (HALLELUJAH!)
2️⃣ Don’t Text and Drive 🚗📱
Already super dangerous and during Mercury retro, it's downright STUPID! Put the phone down, keep your eyes up and FOCUS on the road. Pro tip: Use Siri voice commands if you can’t disconnect from your dopamine device.
3️⃣ Be Vulnerable & Ask for Help 🫂
It's OK to be vulnerable and say your communication is cray-cray right now! Share your feelings; friends will listen & cut you slack so you can skip those apology texts later. (Monkey mind on a 🍌banana binge? They understand!)
Surviving a Mercury retro is tough which is why I'm here to help you get through this!
PS. Don't go backwards!. Leave those people in the past. Leave all of those intrusive thoughts behind. Don't reach out to people in your past,where it didn't end well. ✨🌠