The Caffeinated Horror Dude

12/24/2025

Well Saje, first of all, I normally love your products. But, I’ve gotta say, you kinda missed the mark on this one…

I definitely get the lavender, but not getting the friends at all! No coffee scent; no pizza, whiskey, or beef and cheese. Whose friends did you use for reference?!

Anyways, I’ll hold out on this one in the future until you get that friends scent dialled in.

12/23/2025

Needed this after a long drive to Collingwood! Adrian has been wood fire roasting his coffee here now for 3 years! Roasting right on site, no computers, just an artisan who’s mastered his craft. I also couldn’t pass up grabbing a bag of his Costa Rican full city roast. Can’t wait to try those tomorrow morning.

If you live in the Collingwood area, or are up here visiting, skiing, etc., do yourself a favour and grab a brew from Adrian and his amazing staff at !

12/21/2025

Join us today at the Creepmas Market at ! Lots of awesome vendors with unique gifts, just in time for Xmas!

12/15/2025

🎤Today in Retro!
Back in ’82, Mickey hit #1 on the charts! Acheer-worthy pop bop that defined the era.

Kickstart your day like a #1 hit with Retro Vibes Coffee ☕️!

11/30/2025

A chilling blanket of snow outside, a marathon of classic horrors on the screen, and the rich, comforting aroma of your favorite Coffin Creek brew filling your most prized witchy mug—it’s pure, delightful dread!

But wait, there’s one thing that does make this day more macabrely marvelous: our Black Friday Weekend Sale is still ON!

Haunt your savings online or creep on down to the Courtice Cafe today!

11/22/2025

That’s another Blood in the Snow in the books! We’ve been a proud sponsor of this incredible Toronto film festival for 5 years now. We provide coffee all week for attendees and create custom bags for them to sell at the merch table. This year they’ve sold every single bag and didn’t leave a drop of coffee in the pots! To say Coffin Creek and the horror film industry went hand in hand wouldn’t be an understatement lol. Thanks to Kelly and all of his crew for another amazing year.

11/13/2025

Ball X Pit Nintendo Switch 2 Edition is absolutely amazing! I can’t put it down. Check out my full review at CaffeinatedHorrorDude.com. Link in bio!

11/13/2025

🔥 NEW REVIEW! 🔥
Just when I thought my sleep schedule was safe… Ball X Pit on the Nintendo Switch 2 showed up to steal my life.

This game is pure chaotic dopamine.
Perfect for the bus.
Perfect for the plane.
Perfect for lying in bed telling yourself “just one more round”… (lies).

And yes — it’s already in my Game of the Year conversation.
Devolver Digital does it again.

👉 Read the full review here:

Ball X Pit on Nintendo Switch 2 is a chaotic, addictive arcade gem and a perfect portable time-killer. Devolver Digital delivers another must-play. Full review here.

11/10/2025

Ain’t no party like a Newfie slipper party wah?

11/05/2025

Kerry: What did you do at work today babe?
Me: Not much. Travelled 2 hours to pick up a cemetery and mausoleum set.