04/01/2025
Updated 30 seconds ago April 1st, 2025 1 min read:
Donovan Street Press Inc. Acquires Random Penguin House
Riverview, NB.
— In a move that has stunned industry insiders, indie publisher Donovan Street Press Inc. of Riverview, New Brunswick has acquired Random Penguin House for an undisclosed amount.
“We’ve always wanted penguins,” Publisher Joe Mahoney stated in a press release announcing the move. “While this may not get us any actual penguins, it will at least give us a house to put them in. If we ever manage to catch any.”
Professor Mark B. Rayner, Dean of English Literature at St. Francis Xavier University, commented on the move. “This could potentially increase the quality of Random Penguin House books by at least 6%, give or take 2%. I’m not entirely certain of my numbers. I’m a professor of English Literature, not a mathematician.”
The merger will create a great deal more work for Mahoney, he admits. Formed in 2023, Donovan Street Press Inc. has published seven books since its inception, with two more scheduled for release over the next few months, whereas Random Penguin House publishes an estimated 85,000 titles per year. It’s not clear just how many actual penguins Random Penguin House has.
“It’ll be a bit more work,” Mr. Mahoney admits. “I expect we’ll have to keep some of the Random Penguin House staff on. I don’t know nothin’ ‘bout birthin’ no penguins.”