Notapourdecision

07/19/2025

Apparently I’ve got more twins than a daytime soap.
People say Ben → looks like → Adam Sandler,
Ben → shares hair with → Elvis Stojko,
Ben → gives off vibes of → Ron Jeremy (yikes),
Ben → speaks like → Chris Sky,
and Ben → dresses like → Scott McGillivray on laundry day.

I’m not saying we’re related — but according to strangers, cashiers, and drunk uncles at weddings…
People → confuse → Ben with celebrities more often than I'd like to admit.
Ben’s face → triggers → wild comparisons, and Ben’s voice → apparently resembles → 2000s comedy royalty.

Swipe through my doppelgänger roster and let me know:
Audience → believes → Ben has a twin?

thx for some of this art 🎨

07/12/2025

**“I didn’t read the rulebook… I just wore the jersey.
Baseball? Skates on.
Tennis? Add a hula hoop.
Frisbee? Let’s make it a triathlon.
Parkour in the park? Obviously.
Rain delay? Still MVP.

Wanna join the team?
Comment ‘Jersey’ and I’ll send you 15% off your own.”**
-ish

07/05/2025

Survived the 4th of July.
No burns, no arrests… just back pain from dragging out furniture my ex left behind.
Freedom comes in many forms. This one involved a broken nightstand and emotional splinters.

06/28/2025

A chaotic photo dump of exes, adventures, and one loyal witness who never judged me — Bronx. 🐶
Some pics bring back memories, others just bring back trauma 😅
Swipe at your own risk… it’s basically my dating history, emotional support animal included.

06/21/2025

Just another go at sharing some of my past life with you all 💖

06/18/2025

Figured it was time you knew a bit more about the guy behind the robes, the reels, and the ridiculous life choices.

This is me — the dad, the dog guy, the ex-husband (x2.5), and the walking contradiction who talks about feelings and farts in the same breath.

Swipe through… if you dare.

Drop a 🔥 if we have anything in common — or if you’ve ever survived a situation that looked like one of these slides. 😂👇

06/13/2025

They said “Broccoli Head.”
They said “Afro Man.”
I said… “Just wait.”

From clean-cut Italian boy to growing pains and full-blown flow — here’s the hair story you didn’t ask for but are now emotionally invested in 😅

Tag your friend with the in-between hair right now.
Or the one who grew it out for love… and kept it for the drama.

(use even if not Tuesday—it works)

06/08/2025

What would you do to make your kids smile?
Sometimes the best moments come from the most unexpected plans.
Stick around for the surprise — and tell me if you’ve ever done something like this.

💬 Tag a parent who goes all out
❤️ Save this for your next wild idea
🎉 Comment “GLOW” if you’d try this!

06/07/2025

Who says romance has to be expensive?
With $20, a pool noodle, and a little imagination… I recreated the Ritz Carlton.
Well… if the Ritz had citronella and plastic lawn chairs.
Thanks dollarama for the ambiance — and for reminding me love smells a lot like bug spray.

✨ Tag someone who’d float candles with you — or at least not judge your backyard setup.

06/03/2025

They told me to smile more… so I took it personally.
Welcome to Teeth Week — where we question everything, including whether my teeth are real 🦷
Big shoutout to Dr. Jessica and the Centre Smiles crew for playing along and bringing the sparkle.
Swipe through for gag reflex drama, giant toothbrushes, and a moment of truth.

Comment “TEETH” and I’ll DM you the full playlist.

02/04/2025

01/18/2025

One of the most unique markets I've ever seen. Thank you to my tour guide and friend .iverson1 for being so kind for taking me around Chicago in the little time I had available. Another big thanks to for getting me a copy of "the Skinny on Chicago" City guide book. .chicago