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šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦ Canadian single dad | Relationship Stories + Happy Accidents in the Kitchen + Backyard Bar Shenanigans šŸ» | As seen on Barstool | šŸ“© collabs: [email protected]

05/30/2026

I had to explore it. Wouldn't you? šŸ¤«šŸŒ³

Grand Prix in downtown Detroit. They actually closed the streets. Pretty awesome to see.
05/30/2026

Grand Prix in downtown Detroit. They actually closed the streets. Pretty awesome to see.

05/29/2026

She did say I needed to get outside
and excercise more. šŸŒ³šŸ’Ŗ

05/29/2026

Always be a good neighbor.šŸš—šŸ’Ø

05/28/2026

Some people exist on a different level. šŸ˜…
I can't believe they're real either, but he's my buddy

05/27/2026

Front yard therapy sounded like
a good idea at the time. šŸ¤£

05/26/2026

I tried the smash room, I tried the claw,
I'm never going back

05/25/2026

Who are these neighbors seriously?šŸŖššŸ¤·

6 years later the dude still had beef. šŸ˜” Back in 2020, my buddy and neighbor Mark went away on vacation. I've always bee...
05/25/2026

6 years later the dude still had beef. šŸ˜”
Back in 2020, my buddy and neighbor Mark went away on vacation. I've always been a huge admirer of his grass so naturally, I made him a 20-foot banner congratulating him on 25+ years of lawn excellence and hung it across his yard while he was gone.

I didn't stop there. I put smaller banners up in the neighbors' yards too, all pointing toward Mark's lawn and the big banner.

We all forgot about it. Until last week.

I'm standing in Mark's backyard and the tree service guy looks at me and goes, "Wait, are you Ben - Not a Pour Decision? I love your channel , I'm the guy who called you out at the Tim Hortons in Oldcastle last year."

I almost fell over. First person to ever recognize me in public, and I had no idea what to do with myself.

Then it gets better.

He tells me he remembered that "Best Lawn Banner" setup from 2020. Said it set him OFF.

He assumed Mark put it all up himself to brag, and since this guy cuts lawns for a living, he took it personal. So in retaliation, he went two doors down and cut the neighbor's (his clients) lawn in some exquisite pattern just to show Mark up šŸ˜‚. (See exhibit A in the comments ) šŸ˜‚ ā˜ ļø

He nearly fell over laughing when I told him the whole banner operation was me, making fun of Mark for having perfect grass.

6 years later, Iā€™m laughing more than ever BUT I'm also glad I settled some neighborhood animosity. šŸ˜‚

05/25/2026

What would you do? Public bathroom,
no toilet paper or overflowing toilets..šŸ˜°šŸš½

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