09/08/2026
Just so weâre clear about what kind of coach I am⊠đ
Yes, Iâm spiritual AF. đźâš
Yes, I believe in intuition, energy, alignment, purpose and following the signs.
But I also believe sometimes the sign is:
âš Youâre the problem. âš đ
I will hold space for you.
I will help you reconnect with your intuition.
I will remind you who the f**k you are when you forget.
And I will absolutely call you out when youâre self-sabotaging, making excuses, abandoning yourself or trying to spiritually bypass your way around doing the uncomfortable s**t required to actually change your life.
All lovingly delivered with an inappropriate amount of sarcasm, profanity and dark humour. đ€đ
Because transformation doesnât always need to be so f**king serious.
Sometimes you need someone who can hold space for your breakdown, help you find the lesson in it⊠and then make a wildly inappropriate joke before sending you back out there to rebuild your life. đđ„
So if you want a perfectly polished, love-and-light-only coachâŠ
I am probably not your girl.
But if you want spirituality + strategy + accountability + intuition + dark humour + zero tolerance for your own bulls**tâŠ
Hi. đ I think we just found each other. đ„
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