
08/07/2025
🧱 No Campfires? Fine. But No Walking in the Woods? Come On.
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Nova Scotia just banned hiking, fishing, and camping — and set up a hotline so you can snitch on your neighbours for enjoying the outdoors.
Yes, seriously.
No, you don’t need a fire to go fishing.
No, walking on a trail for an hour isn’t going to ignite the province.
But if you do it, you’re now a potential criminal.
They claim it’s about wildfires.
But if I’m not lighting fires, not operating machinery, not dragging metal over dry brush — why am I being treated like a threat?
How does this help anything?
• You want to ban fire? Fine.
• You want to restrict off-road vehicles? Sure.
• But going for a walk on Crown land with no open flame? And then asking the public to report each other like it’s the Stasi?
This isn’t wildfire prevention. This is theatre.
The kind that turns safety into surveillance — and neighbours into watchdogs.
A wise man once said:
“snitches get stitches” 🤣🤣
Seriously though: what happened to Canada?