Urban Yenta

Urban Yenta Inspiration in unconventional places. Enjoys knish and talking to strangers.

He’s independent now. I’m fine. (I am not fine.)
06/27/2026

He’s independent now. I’m fine. (I am not fine.)

Toronto, I’m just saying… cancel your plans accordingly...Coming to the The Legend of Juan Jose Mundo is an 80s Jewish ...
06/03/2026

Toronto, I’m just saying… cancel your plans accordingly...

Coming to the The Legend of Juan Jose Mundo is an 80s Jewish teen comedy living very comfortably in its John Hughes era: awkward crushes with an exchange student, dramatic hallway moments, and feelings that will give you all the shpilkes.

Hope to see you there.

🎟️ Tickets + info:
tjff.com | 416-324-9121
https://tjff.com/films/legend-of-juan-jose-mundo/

🗓️ June 7
🕔 5:00pm
📍 at

🎬 Trailer (do not click unless you’re ready to spiral nostalgically):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgMh6ZFpsn0

⚾️ My batting average is 10% skill, 90% chutzpah.⚾️The hit was great (see video). Unfortunately, I also made contact wit...
06/02/2026

⚾️ My batting average is 10% skill, 90% chutzpah.⚾️

The hit was great (see video). Unfortunately, I also made contact with my inner Peg Bundy on the way to first. 😂

Shout out to for capturing the evidence. ❤️

A photo from a few years ago, before things started to shift.I don’t talk about this a lotbut there’s a kind of motherin...
05/10/2026

A photo from a few years ago,
before things started to shift.

I don’t talk about this a lot

but there’s a kind of mothering
that happens twice

once when you become a mother
and again when you become the one
holding your mother

in rooms where time moves differently

Parkinson’s doesn’t announce endings
it just quietly takes…and takes.

every visit carries the same quiet question
is this the last time she’ll know me
is this the last time I’ll see her

still, I bring flowers
like hope is something I can place by her bed

because even here
love insists on showing up

even when it doesn’t know
what comes next.

Survived Day 1 of Summer registration… and by survived, I mean emotionally supported by this heavenly🧁from ❤️Ate the cu...
05/06/2026

Survived Day 1 of Summer registration… and by survived, I mean emotionally supported by this heavenly🧁from ❤️

Ate the cupcake. Felt powerful. Immediately went to cancel it out with 90 lb hip thrusts like that was a reasonable life choice 💀🔥

25,000 downloads…🥹and it feels like we’re just getting started.What started as a love letter turned into something that...
05/02/2026

25,000 downloads…🥹and it feels like we’re just getting started.

What started as a love letter turned into something that keeps unfolding. Not a moment… a slow burn. A long game. Just like the Catskills always were.

Because the Borscht Belt was never just a place. It was family. Laughter that lingered. Stories that stretched on. Something you carried with you long after you left.

And somehow, it’s all still here. Moving, resonating, finding people exactly when it should.

Thank you for listening, for remembering, and for keeping a little piece of it alive. We’re just getting started. 💛

So apparently my cat has officially entered her influencer era.Also, the tag deserves its own fan club at this point-cu...
04/23/2026

So apparently my cat has officially entered her influencer era.

Also, the tag deserves its own fan club at this point-cute, sturdy, and making that perfect little jingle every time she moves (as if to say “I have arrived, and have no time for small talk, Peasant”). It’s not just an ID tag, it’s a mood.

At this point I’m not a pet owner-I’m a very proud assistant to a furry CEO who runs a tight schedule of naps, double-blinks, and spontaneous zoomies through the hallway.

And honestly? I adore her for it. ❤️

Thanks so much for the birthday love 🥰🎂 Feeling really grateful for all of you 💛 Up next: Nirvana/Hole tribute bands and...
03/26/2026

Thanks so much for the birthday love 🥰🎂 Feeling really grateful for all of you 💛

Up next: Nirvana/Hole tribute bands and smutty book clubs to close out the month 😏📚🎸

Me, entering my French-Canadian villain era. 🏒 💋
03/19/2026

Me, entering my French-Canadian villain era. 🏒 💋

03/01/2026

Goodnight sweet girl.

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