02/16/2026
Wait, did Williams *actually* get a secret weapon for that weight drop? I'm hearing whispers that the secret sauce behind that performance boost isn't just engine upgrades... it might be a prescription named 'Carzempic'! 🤯 Seriously, James Vowles allegedly called me personally for the hookup to drop that 30 kilos! If this catches on, watch out—Carzempic is about to dominate the paddock, on and off the track. The F1 rumor mill is spinning faster than the tires now! What do *you* think is really happening with the Grove team? 👀
