
23/04/2025
I will be real, I am petty. Not just a little, but the full package.
If we break up, best believe you are vanishing from my phone like you never existed. Number? Blocked. Chats? Deleted. Call history? Clean slate. WhatsApp? Ghost town. Even Truecaller won’t remember you. I am scrubbing like I am doing spring cleaning.
Then I might unfollow you or block you so hard Mark Zuckerberg feels it. Or should I just go full FBI and cut off mutuals who tag you or laugh at your comments why am I seeing your name on my timeline? Nah. I do not need that spiritual attack.
Next step? Detoxing like you were bad tequila. Gotta get you out of my system, fully.
Immature? Sure. But peace > pretending or your opinion. I am not doing that “let’s stay friends” nonsense. I’m not Gandhi I’m just trying to stay sane.