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27/12/2024

Chuck Norris once threw a paper airplane. It’s now known as the International Space Station.
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2. When Chuck Norris makes a typo, dictionaries update to match his spelling.
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3. Chuck Norris doesn’t need headlights. The darkness retreats out of pure fear.
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4. When Chuck Norris eats cereal, the milk turns into diamonds because it can’t handle the pressure.

5. Chuck Norris once shook hands with gravity. Now gravity only works because he allows it.

17/12/2024

Chuck Norris can make a shadow dance by simply telling it to.😂

- Chuck Norris's favorite type of exercise is running through solid objects.
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- Chuck Norris can turn a whisper into a deafening roar by simply cupping his hand.😂😂

- Chuck Norris can make a lightning bolt strike twice by simply looking at it.😂😂😂😂

- Chuck Norris's favorite type of game is chess with the Grim Reaper, and he always wins.😂😣😣😣🤣😂

Keep in mind that these jokes are all in good fun and are meant to be humorous and entertaining! Let me know if you'd like more!

15/12/2024

What's your favorite Chuck Norris Joke's 😂 write it in comments section.

Chuck Norris doesn't need autocorrect. Autocorrect needs Chuck Norris to spell correctly. 📱😏

"When Chuck Norris tries virtual reality, the virtual reality gets real. 😎

11/12/2024

What's your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

Chuck Norris can make a Big Mac appear in front of him just by thinking about it.😂🤣

- Chuck Norris's favorite transportation is a tornado.🤣😂

- Chuck Norris can turn a piece of paper into a deadly ninja sword.😂🤣

- Chuck Norris can make a nuclear bomb explode by staring at it.

- Chuck Norris can turn his mustache into a giant magnet that can attract everything, even gravity.

Remember, these jokes are all in good fun and are meant to poke fun at the idea of someone being incredibly tough and powerful.

05/12/2024

Chuck Norris doesn’t turn off lights. The darkness flees when it hears him coming.

2. Chuck Norris once drew a triangle with four sides. Mathematicians are still confused, but they accepted it.

3. When Chuck Norris jumps into the ocean, fish sprout legs and run to safety.

4. Chuck Norris doesn’t age. Time itself grows older to keep up with him.

5. When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, the bank pays him interest for borrowing his attention.

02/12/2024

Chuck Norris doesn't need a defibrillator to restart a heart. He just roundhouse kicks the patient's chest.🥴😂

When Chuck Norris goes fishing, he doesn't need bait. The fish voluntarily jump onto his hook out of sheer respect.🤣🤣

Chuck Norris can count to infinity. Twice.😒😂

Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freeze from eating ice cream too fast. Ice cream gets Chuck Norris freeze.😂😂

If Chuck Norris were to travel back in time and meet a Tyrannosaurus Rex, the T-Rex would immediately go extinct out of fear.

30/11/2024

A heart attack had Chuck Norris.
It didn't survive 😅

chuck can download a phone using a movie...🤣🤣

CHUCK NORRIS can pick up truck by holding the tire😂😂

Chuck once woke up so fast,he sow himself sleeping 😂🤣

Chuck Norris replies to your texts and emails before you can hit send😅😅

Chuck Norris wakes up his alarm clock every morning😄😄

Chuck norris can travel trough internet...🛜😂🤣

Chuck Norris doesn't drink coffee he drinks blood. It keeps him alive.😂 🤣

29/11/2024

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a vegan restaurant. The cow came back to life and cooked itself. 😂😂

2. When Chuck Norris solves a Rubik’s Cube, the colors apologize for being out of place.🤣🤣🙏

3. Chuck Norris doesn’t swim. Water simply moves out of his way and waits until he’s done.

4. Chuck Norris doesn’t need a spaceship to visit Mars. Mars visits him for advice.

5. When Chuck Norris whispers, mountains tremble and relocate to avoid being in his way.

26/11/2024

1. Chuck Norris's favorite type of printer is the "Ink-Jet Punch" printer... because it prints in blood!

2. Chuck Norris can debug any code... by staring at it intensely!

3. Chuck Norris's favorite type of operating system is " Norris-OS"... because it's the only one that can handle his roundhouse kicks!

4. Chuck Norris can charge his phone... by plugging it into his beard!

5. Chuck Norris's favorite type of we**am is the "Punch-Cam"... because it's the only one that can capture his intense gaze!