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Moment IShowSpeed humbled Ashton Hall 😭💨Ashton—who’s outraced people like DJ Khaled—challenged Speed to a race… FOUR tim...
18/06/2025

Moment IShowSpeed humbled Ashton Hall 😭💨

Ashton—who’s outraced people like DJ Khaled—challenged Speed to a race… FOUR times 😭💀

Speed won the first race with ease.
Ashton screamed, "I feel!" and begged for a rematch…

Speed sm0k3d him 3 MORE TIMES back-to-back. 😂🔥

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....So I woke up early today and begged my wife to give me 5 hundred naira, at least let me take (sip)  one cup of 🍻🍺🍻 b...
18/05/2025

....So I woke up early today and begged my wife to give me 5 hundred naira, at least let me take (sip) one cup of 🍻🍺🍻 beer.

I am that kind of guy that doesn't like to Bath especially when it is cold.

My wife said "I will only give you this money on one condition"

"What condition....I'm ready to do anything" I said.

She said..."Go and bath"

Fiam...! fiam !!
I pour water within 2 secs, entered bathroom and washed only my legs.
(You know how d tin de dey nau😅)

I came out from the bathroom and go where my wife and kids were sitting.

"Where is my money.?. I'm done" I said

They all stared at me and bursted into laugh 😅

" Why are you people laughing at me?" I asked curiously..

Then One of my kids said

"It is cleared, Dad u didn't Bath, because the money is placed right under the 🧼 soap"😂😅

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07/05/2025
😁HOW TO ST£AL MEAT FROM POT😂1. Enter the kitchen, look left and right if somebody is coming.2. Check the position of the...
30/04/2025

😁HOW TO ST£AL MEAT FROM POT😂

1. Enter the kitchen, look left and right if somebody is coming.

2. Check the position of the spoon how you met it so you will not make any mistake while leaving.

3. Open the pot gently. Don't let the cover drop or make any sound oh.

4. Count the meat inside if it is up to 5 or more. The lesser the meat, the more likely for your Mom, to detect a missing piece. Take one if it if is more but if it is less than 5, just b!te them. As in, use your teeth to slim shape them. B!te small from all the lumps of meat so that if they count it, it will still be the same number then cover the pot slowly.

5. While eating the stolen piece, let your ears be at alert to hear footsteps oh. Don't let the soup stain your cloth or touch anything in the kitchen. If it does, quickly rush and wash that shirt to remove any traces to you.

6. After eating it, wash your hand with soap and smell it 5 times to know if it is still smelling soup soup.

7. Blow hot air from your mouth to percieve if it is smelling for soup.

Don't worry about that, just go to the container of garri, take some garri and chew it or chew garlic to k!ll the odour.

8. Now leave the kitchen like a saint.
🙄🙄🙄😀😀😀😀😷

They won't teach you this in school, so don't forget to thank me for my kind gesture.

Teaching someone a special skill without Collecting money is not easy😑😑🙄

Don't take it for granted kinda practice it now

If you're caught u fit chop better 🧹

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My father called and complained that rain removed our roof. So I sent some money to fix the problem.When I traveled home...
27/04/2025

My father called and complained that rain removed our roof. So I sent some money to fix the problem.

When I traveled home for the holidays, I noticed that the old roofing was still intact. I called daddy and enquired, he smiled and replied "when you were in school collecting money from us for photosynthesis, medulla oblongata, experiments, repair of broken atmosphere etc, you think we didn't know?
Now it's our turn.
Family na one
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A Professor was traveling by boat.On his way he asked the sailor:“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, phys...
26/04/2025

A Professor was traveling by boat.On his way he asked the sailor:

“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?

The sailor said no to all his questions.

Professor: What the h£ll do you know on earth. You will d!e of illiteracy.

The sailor kept quiet…..

After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?

The professor said no.

Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.

And also, those reading without reactingology or commentingology you will also join the professorology 😩

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 please when reading this story, make sure you sit on the bed where you can collapse without hurting yourself.When...
24/04/2025

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 please when reading this story, make sure you sit on the bed where you can collapse without hurting yourself.

When I was only eight years old, my mother had a fight with Ebuka's mother. It was a serious fight between the two women.

Ebuka's mother rushed out and started pointing hands at my mother. At that moment, my mother, who had been trying to control her temper, decided to unleash it. She too pointed hands at Ebuka's mother and pushed her on her chest. That was how the both women began to exchange blows. They dragged themselves on the floor like children.

Ebuka and I had gone to buy sweets together during this time. From the distance, we could see our parents locked in a tug of war.

When Ebuka saw my mother seated on his mother like a bank chair, he shouted.
"Your mama wan k!ll my mama for me o."
I turned to find my mother dragging his mother’s hair on the floor like a toilet mob. Ebuka immediately ran and pushed my mother on the floor😦

That was when our friendship ended. I pulled off my shoe and chased Ebuka behind. I landed him a big blow on his face for pushing my mother. Ebuka fell on the floor.
His mother who had seen this, left my mother, and landed a mountainous slap on my face, for blowing her son, Ebuka.😩

The slap entered my brain. It provoked instant cry that I did not want to cry. I sucked it in and swallowed saliva.
My mother, who saw the way I was slapped by Ebuka's mother, dragged Ebuka by his shirt and slapped him as a revenge

I was still trying to nurse the effect of Mama Ebuka's slap, when she dragged me like a sack of garri, and wired two electric slaps on my both cheeks. The slaps penetrated my spinal cord, landing me partial paralysis. I fell to the ground and the cry I was struggling to hold started coming out😭

My mother who was still holding Ebuka'shirt, arranged Ebuka's face properly and landed seven slaps out of anger. That is three times the slaps his mother had given me🥺
"If you slap my pikin.

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LET'S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 🐜 1.  5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants2. To bring an ant from another country into your c...
18/04/2025

LET'S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 🐜
1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant
4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant
5. A spy ant = Informant
6. A very little ant = Infant
7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant
8. An ant that is a specialist = Consultant😂
9. A proud ant = Arrogant🤔
10. An ant that is cruel and oppressive = Tyrant
11. An ant that is friendly and lovely = Coolant
12. An ant that has changed from evil to good deeds = Repentant
13. An ant that accumulated so much food in summer for use in winter = Abundant
14. An ant that isn’t willing = Reluctant
15. An ant that keeps financial account = Accountant
16. An ant that occupies a flat = Occupant
17. A huge ant = Giant
18. An ant that is important = Significant
19. An ant that has big legs = Elephant
20. A sarcastic ant = Mordant
21. An extremely fast ant = Instant
22. A noisy ant = Rant
23. An ant that doesn't keep moving = Constant
24. A dirty ant = Pollutant
25. An ant that annoys = Irritant
26. An ant that lacks knowledge= Ignorant
27. An ant that can take anything without complaining= Tolerant
28. An ant that wastes resources= Extravagant
29. A very careful ant = Vigilant
30. An ant that maintains good odour = Deodorant
31. An ant that finds it hard to move = adamant
32. An ant that refused to move = Redundant
33. An ant that is into business = Merchant
34. A Political ant = Aspirant
35. An ant that sues someone to court= Complainant
36. A happy ant = Jubilant
37. An ant that is patient - tolerant
38. An ant that does not cooperate - recalcitrant
39. An ant that doesn't agree easily - reluctant
40.An ant that runs away from school unjustified -Truant
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A teacher was testing her students' intelligent level..."I saw a snake on my way home. Assuming you were in my shoes, wh...
18/04/2025

A teacher was testing her students' intelligent level..."I saw a snake on my way home. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?🙄🙄" asks the teacher.
JAMES: I will look for stick and kill it! "That's smart of you James🥰🥰." says the teacher.

"Robbers attacked me in my car and said, ''Your car keys or your life! Assuming you were in my shoes🙄, what will you do?" asks the teacher again.
JOY: I will give them the car keys and run for my life. Once there is life, there is hope😉.
"Wow! That's so wise of you Joy." says the teacher.

"I returned from work, opened my door and saw 50 million dollars on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?"🙄🙄asks the teacher.

AKPOS: I will bite your toes until you faint.☹️☹️ I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money!🤨

TEACHER: Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. It's a figure of speech😏.
AKPOS: You can't literally open your door and see 50 million dollars on your bed🙄.
That's a figure of speech😒.

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