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03/08/2026

🛑 GREAT SOPPO CHIEFTAINCY BATTLE TURNS SUPERNATURAL:

Mysterious elephant excrement found at Dr. Woloa Absolum’s residence and Community Hall as Bakweri Elders warn of ‘sacrilege’

This is not vandalism. This is a warning from the ancestral spirits who guard Great Soppo.

When contacted some Elders of the BAKWERI tribe say it’s a warning that what they are about to do is sacrilegious. Panic has spread all over Great Soppo.

The spirits have shown their disapproval and displeasure at the choice of a none-Soppo child to sit on their sacred stool.

These excretions are their vomit of disgust. If the living refuse to listen, the dead will force us to hear.

01/08/2026

🛑 AI generated map of Africa by U.S State Department.

The U.S. State Department has issued an apology following the display of an inaccurate map of Africa during a presentation at the International AIDS Conference in Brazil.

The map erroneously depicted Nigeria as a landlocked nation, placed Côte d'Ivoire in southern Africa rather than its correct location in West Africa, and contained multiple additional misidentifications and territorial distortions of other African countries.

In an official statement, the department characterized the incident as an unfortunate error, attributing the inaccuracies to a team member who had hurriedly modified the presentation materials shortly before the session.

31/07/2026

🛑 Great Soppo Kingmakers confirm Dr. Woloa Absalom is not from the Royal bloodline of Great Soppo. (1999 documents attached).

“Dr Woloa can occupy any other position in great Soppo except the throne, this will be a taboo to the Bakweri culture “ ~ John Mafany.

30/07/2026

🛑 I WILL NOT DO A DNA , GREAT SOPPO CHIEFTAINCY CANDIDATE DR. WOLOA REJECTS A DNA TEST.

In a dramatic twist to the escalating traditional succession battle, Dr. Absalom Woloa has flatly refused to take a DNA test—the cost of which was to be fully covered by the Royal Family. The rejection has sent shockwaves through the villages of the Great Soppo as to why the SDO of Faro and his half brothers publicly deny a DNA test branding the test a deliberate "distraction" from ongoing consultative talks aimed at resolving the chieftaincy impasse.

The proposed test, which would take merely a few hours to yield conclusive results, and seen by many as a straightforward path to settling questions of paternity and royal lineage has been dismissed by the candidate.

However, villagers are openly questioning the refusal. "If you be true royal blood, why wona di fear simple test? Truly It takes less time than a village meeting," a resident of Great Soppo emphasized Refusing only fuels suspicion."

That suspicion is already burning bright in Great Soppo, where a growing faction of villagers has rejected Dr. Woloa’s candidacy outright, arguing he is constitutionally ineligible for the throne.

Leaked legal documents obtained by this newspaper confirm that Dr. Woloa’s paternal grandfather and father Late Jacob Monono hail from Boanda Village, Mile 16, while his mother is of Bakossi descent. This very paternal lineage, sources reveal, was the official ground for his father’s dethronement a mere three years after he ascended the stool a historical precedent that now haunts the son’s ambitions.

Critics point to Dr. Woloa’s deep administrative connections as the engine behind his campaign. "He has used his privileged access to the administration to sway local opinion and manufacture admirers," a family head lamented. "But influence cannot rewrite birth records."

As the royal family insists on biological proof, the people of Great Soppo are left watching a familiar playbook unfold.

Many now call for Dr. Woloa to rise above political maneuvering and confidently challenge the Royal Family to that very DNA test—not as a distraction, but as the ultimate act of transparency. "A DNA Shall be conducted, we have nothing to fear ” - Moka Esele.

28/07/2026

🛑DNA or Destiny? The Battle for Great Soppo's Throne Reaches a Boiling Point!

The Wofike Royal Family has petitioned the SDO for scientific intervention.

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27/07/2026

🛑 Is He the undisputed Heir to the throne of Great Soppo Buea?

The drums are beating in Buea! As the Fako SDO prepares for the crucial consultative talks in Great Soppo, all eyes are on the vacant throne. One name keeps echoing through the village: Prince Dr. Woloa Absolom Ewumbue-Monono.

Is he the undisputed heir? According to reports and open letters from key figures, the answer seems to be a resounding yes.

The narrative suggests that Dr. Monono's path to the throne is built on a foundation of service, community development, and a clear strategy to unite the 12 clans of Great Soppo.

While there was a mention of potential rivals, the overwhelming consensus seems to be that he is the most suitable and prepared candidate for the job.

What do you think? Is this the dawn of a new era for Great Soppo?