Nembo

23/05/2024

You Told Your Wife You Are Going To Work

But you Went To Her Best Friend's House Whose Husband Is A Soldier.

Her Husband Comes Back And You Hid Under The Bed.

The Soldier Sends His Wife Off To The Market.

While You Are Still Hidding Under The Bed.

You Heard Him Inviting A Lady Over With His Phone.

The Lady Came

Shortly, His Wife Returns That Her Clothes are stained And She Wants To Change Them.

Before The Man Opened The Door.

He Asks The Lady To Hide Under The Bed.

Now, the Lady Turns Out To Be Your Wife.

And Both Of You Are Looking At Each Other Like Rabbits.

In School, We called it REUNION

In Social gatherings, we called it GET TOGETHER

In Mathematics, we called it Simultaneous Equation

In Psychology, we called it "What goes round comes around"

In Chemistry, we called it Chain Reaction

In Economics, we called it Demand and Supply

In Physics, we called it Nuclear Fusion! 😂😂😂

08/08/2023

This department is a good saviour for Cameroonians and Nigerians especially😂🙏

What's your thoughts about it?

07/08/2023

As a single gentleman/lady if you see a love of 55% please grab it, know your differences, understand yourselves and live happily together, there's no true love on earth that exceeds 75%
Perfect love(100%) comes from God only
Stop waiting for that Saint that does not exist.

NB: Only a dead person will never hurts you ✍️

03/08/2023

Have you been throwing away POTATO peels.... Don't anymore.

1. Soak them in cold water overnight and thereafter

2. Add salt, a pinch of sugar and lemon juice.

3. Then leave the mixture under hot sun for 6 hours for the water to evaporate. After the water has evaporated.

4. Wrap the peels in a black polythene bag and wait for 10 minutes before carefully throwing them in a dustbin coz I don't know what you are trying to prepare.🚶‍♂️😅yes what were you expecting to hear? All tin for wuna na medicine or chop😂😜😎

01/08/2023

01/08/2023

🍂1ST MORNING PRAYER OF THE MONTH
🍂August 1, 2023

"Heavenly Father, on this first day of August, we come before you in gratitude and humility. We thank you for the gift of life and the opportunities it brings. May this month be filled with your blessings, guidance, and protection. Grant us strength to face challenges, wisdom to make the right decisions, and compassion to love one another. As we begin this day, may your light shine upon us and lead us on the path of righteousness. In Jesus' Name, Amen."