The White Obsession - East Asian Chapter

24/10/2016

(HONG KONG) The city’s thorny relationship with race was even more obvious outside of work. I remember dining with an Indian companion and being thoroughly ignored by the waitstaff, even beyond the standards of usually brusque Hong Kong service. Locals regularly complained to me about being paid less than their expat counterparts. And on the city’s streets, images of hapa women, men, and babies — half-white, half-Asian — were featured prominently on billboard ads, the city’s aspiration to whiteness hiding in plain sight.

Six years in Hong Kong showed me how deep racism runs in Asia's World City.

26/01/2013

擁有「立體」的五官 由鼻子開始！日本原裝進口 - 讓你也能擁有跟外國人ㄧ樣英挺的鼻子！
The Chin & Nose Collection: GET IT NOW! BEFORE THEY RUN OUT!!
THE LATEST and HOTTEST items that's YET to come into our Northern China and Korean Market, includes how to get your EYES not just BIGGER but higher brow-bone, HAIR flatter and wavier, CHIN narrower. The "Three-Dimentional" look that every Asian are dying for! No more FLAT faces!
For our Japanese & Southern Chinese market: STAY TUNED FOR OUR PRODUCTS & TIPS on: how to make your legs not just Longer but STRAIGHTER, spinal alignment curvier, a ribcage opens wider, belly bottom narrower, face smaller and MUCH MORE!!

Thanks for our leading Japanese technology, you will, now, have the chance to MAKE YOUR NOSE NARROWER & "TALLER", THE SHAPE THAT AVERAGE ASIAN WEREN'T BORN WITH !!
Testimonial:
Ms. Lin from Hong Kong, "After using this product for a month, my nose really became narrower and taller. My neighbors were so jealous, and I no longer feel UGLY when I go to Lan Kwai Fong, where all the WHITE people hang out. And, I definitely feel PRETTIER than most people here in Hong Kong."

26/01/2013

Getting rid of your Asian accent:
Step 1: Cut the muscle under your tongue !

*from a reliable source in South Korea.

http://edition.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapcf/05/19/korea.beauty/index.html

Lee Min kyong stretches on the ballet bar in the dance studio. The 12-year old is a little awkward and nervous in front of strangers, until the music begins.

26/01/2013

MOST POPULAR scene that most Asian couples are demanding for their wedding photo shoot.
Peacocking the image of European Royalty in a studio, straight from the 21st century Asia, with smoke detectors and fake flowers in the pictures. Girls wearing pounds of make-up around their eyes, so their eyes would appeared to be bigger hence more beautiful. Shave the bone on that chin, and make it as narrow as possible. All of It might seem European in an Asian's eyes, yet it's so ASIAN! OR, "SO 'MODERN' ASIAN", as our models like to describe themselves

26/01/2013

The union flag of the Great Britain NEVER go out of style in East Asian fashion!
Secure yourself one of the HOTTEST Asian fashion items from your nearest Chinese factories!

26/01/2013

Good Parenting Is About Staying Positive:
All of the Chinese parents we interviewed claimed that their kids, on average, MAY NOT LOOK AS GOOD as the White or Hapa kids. But they assure their kids all have good hearts and morals, and they'll always be CHINESE.

We think they are really saying, "My kids are ugly and they always will be as long as they remain genetically 'Chinese'".
But HEY! They've got good hearts! and that makes them BEAUTIFUL!

26/01/2013

Our Asian sponsors drink bubble tea, and they are proud of it. But they secretly reveal to us that they wish they can drink bubble tea and look "THIS GOOD".

26/01/2013

日本原裝進口 - 讓你也能擁有跟外國人ㄧ樣英挺的鼻子！
Ever wanted to GET RID of your FLAT ASIAN NOSE?
Our STATE-OF-THE-ART scientific breakthrough, helping our fellow Asians to get that NARROWER & "TALLER" nose without going under the knife!
So you will feel more confident walking side-by-side with Caucasians!
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*Sizes for wider nose available in Southern China, Taiwan, and Hong Kong ONLY. Available at your nearest Asian cosmetic store!