Micro Micro Center Experience

09/11/2025

Weakness is just plain next door to the truth when you are one step inside any micro Micro Center Experience . . .

30/10/2024

Attend the Tale of Sweeney Todd…
(although we'd know)

Ahhh, No way!!

It's all Figaro… Figaro… Figaro… (dramatic pause)
in an orange pancake face.

See him! Dangling! Dangling as if he is the new definition of whatever dangles on strings, dangling to Plácido Plácido Plácido Domingo!

Cha!
Mar-a-Lago al factotum (at his best, a meddler)

So let's hear it:

Make way for the city's servant.
Off to the shop soon. It is already dawn.
Ah, what a beautiful life, what lovely pleasure
For a barber of quality!

Ah, worthy Figaro! Worthy, superb!
Most fortunate for sure!

Ready to do anything, night and day,
Always around and about.
A better Cockaigne for a barber,
A nobler life, there is none.

Razors and combs, lancets and scissors
Are all here at my command.
There is also resourcefulness, in the trade,
With the young lady, with the young man.

Make way for the city's servant.
Off to the shop soon. It is already dawn.
Ah, what a beautiful life, what lovely pleasure
For a barber of quality!

Ah, worthy Figaro! Worthy, superb!
Most fortunate for sure!

Ready to do anything, night and day,
Always around and about.
A better Cockaigne for a barber,
A nobler life, there is none.

Razors and combs, lancets and scissors
Are all here at my command.
There is also resourcefulness, in the trade,
With the young lady, with the young man.

Everyone asks for me. Everyone wants me:
Women, boys, the elderly, girls.
Here this wig; quickly this beard;
Here this bleeding, quickly this note;
"Figaro! Figaro! Figaro!" etc.

Alas, what a fury! Alas, what a crowd!
One at a time, for charity's sake!
"Hey, Figaro!" Here I am!
Figaro here, Figaro there,
Figaro up, Figaro down.

Swift, swifter, like lightning I am.
I am the city's servant.
Ah, worthy Figaro! Worthy, superb;
Fortune will not fail you.
I am the city's servant! . .

And first in the chair is your Social Security. Ahh, no private pensions your husband left you!!? We'll just take the rest!

Otherwise, enjoy!

“Figaro! Figaro! Figaro!” is the thundering refrain in the famous aria, “Largo al factotum” (Make Way for the Factotum), from Gioacchino Rossini’s Opera “Il ...

22/10/2024

Did you hear that commercial for Ozempic? nm that death is a possible response to this medicine! you go AMA! Keep it coming in the nether world. 🙃🤔

13/09/2024

Even if this is what you do to habitually observe your first attention ethics, never un-remember this kinda calling card of some sort of malevolent dementia.

20/05/2024

THIS frame from the video uploaded by the Lincoln Project (yes that is Republican) ... will speak for itself .. and if you do not turn away , there is something wrong with you as well.

19/04/2024

Happy Birthday Conan O'Brien!

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16/04/2024

hey i removed everyone that FB suggested to me.. that's awful marketing with an intent we are never told.

21/01/2024

ok .. it's Saturnday night .. and a flight arrives at JFK near NYC with 40 pounds of shrimp. That's enough to feed a big wedding. Throw the red flag..? hello . . .

A 22-year-old man was busted at the airport on Friday reportedly trying to smuggle multiple bricks of co***ne hidden among jumbo shrimp.

18/01/2024

good thing to know in any storm ..

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26/04/2023

Coming soon to a website near you… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL58xr9Tjlc and "power and courage"

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26/04/2023

Just because i steal from my frat bros doesn't mean i'm a thief -- i've got a whole life more to prove that! ... and you thought the sheep s**t was marketing..! Damn that would be slander if it were not true to me... 🙃 And that's how they kept their jobs! They knew someone's nasal cavity from a hole in the ground.

26/04/2023

Time for a dweedling down to the dweedleship on Lane Avenue USA and ordre entre imbéciles...

Co***ne.Eric Clapton.