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20/03/2024

STOP DATING MENTALLY BROKE GIRLS
I know many girls and ladies gonna be angry with this post but try learn from it.
Men!!!!!!!!
Guys, how do some of you even cope with dating a broke girl?I know some still don't understand what I mean by Broke Girls.
I mean:
1. A girl who doesn't have transport fare to see someone who she claims she loves every damn time.
2. A lady who can't get you a birthday or a Valentine's day gift, but expects you to bring down the world for her during hers.
3. Someone who can't comfortably call you on phone for 5mins. Always flashing and
complaining she doesn't have airtime even when you know you just sent her airtime.
4a. I mean how do you guys cope dating a lady who thinks relationship is an occupation;
where she is supposed to be paid and taken care of?
4b. Even if it's an occupation, what services is she actually offering to be privileged to receive such benefits?
4c. Or is she a ghost worker?
( NB: s*x is not a benefit ONLY to men )
How do some guys manage to date such ladies?
Am not saying this because I run couple of businesses but it's what I see in most ladies.
5. No wonder su***de and depression victims are mostly men.
6. See guy, don't ever date a broke girl no matter how gorgeous you think she is. They are serious liabilities.
7. Rather date a lady who adds something beneficial to your life. Things like emotional intelligence; financial intelligence; spiritual
intelligence and other intelligence.
8. Date someone who's capable of calming the storm within your soul ( an average man has enough storms ); and not someone who
adds stress to your life.
9. Forget that yehn yehn talk, don't tolerate any woman's brokenness or stupidity just
because of her physical beauty.
10. There are actually a lot of extremely gorgeous and beautiful ladies with common sense.
11. So don't ever think of settling for less brother.
One thing I've realized about all these broke girls is not that they don't actually have money...
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I COME IN PEACE 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

18/03/2024

Italian Relationship:
1st day= S*x
2nd day= S*x again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = S*x
3rd day = S*x again

British Relationship:
1st day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = s*x and more s*x

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= S*x

Nigeria Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss.
13th day= Long kiss.
14th day= Tried to have s*x but failed.
15th day= Tried to have s*x but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other.
17th day= Malice till the next day.
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick.
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologized and she replied: "Leave me alone, am not your type of girl".
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology.
21st day= Hug.
22nd day= Long hug.
23rd day= Kiss.
24th day= Long kiss.
25th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman said until he buys the phone.
27th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman asked: "where is the phone? You are not serious, call me when you are serious".
28th day= "R**e".
29th day= Police case.

Story end 😔😂🤣🤣

26/02/2024

You're supposed to blame everything on cooperations, remember?
:pnd:

But, jokes asides, I'm astounded on how so many are so oblivious to the nefarious dealings of the government.
:goxxed:
It is what it is, I guess...

26/02/2024

only legends will understand...

26/02/2024

it hurts🥲🥲🥲

26/02/2024

26/02/2024

For this contest, I'm going to give out a MOON LAMBO

11/02/2024

And I ask What about who leaves without even saying goodbye?
Because it is the worst one of all, it can be as a result of sudden demise

04/02/2024

MEN AND S*X

Believe it or not women find it difficult to understand the reason why men love s*x.

* If they want to help you, they will demand for s*x.
* If they say they love you, they want s*x.
* You mistakenly sleep over, they want s*x.
* They want to borrow money from you, they want s*x.
* They want to give you a job, they want s*x.
* They want to give you a pass in your exams, they want s*x.

First of all, you need to understand the system of men. They didn't ask for that because they didn't create themselves.

Do you know that 95% of healthy men wake up with an er****on? Did they bargain for that? No!
Do you know that the p***s has a mind of its own?

A man could be reading his Bible and his p***s will just stand.
A man can be sleeping and wakes up with an er****on.
A man could be sleeping, once you start rubbing the p***s, it
stands even when he is still asleep.

Have you ever asked yourself why men are not on periods, cramps or any bad moods? That's how God created them.
A man is naturally always ready for s*x. Rub a man on his head, he already thinks you want s*x.
Wink at him, he's already seeing you naked.
Wave at a man walking with his wife, he will loose focus.

This is nothing spiritual. It's not about, "ln Jesus Name or Holy
Ghost Fire".

That's why real churches do not allow ladies with short dresses to sit in front, because they will confuse the Pastor.
Men did not manufacture the high libido by themselves.

We are all created in God's image. The only man that overcame the s*xual urge according to the good book was Jesus Christ. Joseph's own was that, he didn't just ran away,
he fled!! Jesus is Lord and on top of that, He was very careful not to include a woman among His disciples.

So many great men have fallen because of s*x. Do you think they wanted to?

Soldiers in the war front will develop the urge for s*x. To show you how bad it is, so many soldiers were killed during
wars because a woman lured them inside bush.

David in the scriptures sent a woman's husband to the war front when he saw a woman washing outside. He was later
told that it is the wife of his faithful servant who he has sent to war. He took the woman and had s*x with her.

Do I need to tell you about Sampson?
Solomon and other Bible characters?
It only takes the grace of God and some level of discipline and maturity to curtail this animalistic instinct.

The way the man's body reacts to the s*xual urge is not the same as a woman's body reacts to it. How many great women have you heard messed up because of a dick? Few, or even none.
So next time a man misbehaves because of s*x, don't see him as an animal. They are just responding to nature.

Don't be like, "I've lost the respect I had for you, "I thought you were responsible, so this was what you wanted?"

I pray you read this post with realistic understanding.
Men should also understand that it is not all er****on that is meant for s*x. They should learn to control their urge.

Men are wonderfully created, but
CONTROL YOURSELVES, OH You MEN!!!

19/12/2023

MARRIAGE IS GIVE AND TAKE

1. When a woman is humble, she becomes a natural charm to her husband
2. When a woman is submissive, she gets what she desires from her husband
3. When a woman is trustworthy, she can control her husband's finances
4. When a woman is hospitable, she can host her husband's meeting
5. When a woman is friendly, she becomes her husband's best friend
6. When a woman is jovial and playful, she can unlock her husband's sad mood
7. When a woman is appreciative, she receives unexpected gifts from her husband
8. When a woman is respectful, she can attend her husband's cultural meetings with him
9. When a woman is understandable, her husband feels free to tell her even the ugly
10. When a woman is peaceful, her husband comes rushing home each time
11. When a woman is tender hearted, she makes a great mother for her kids
12. When a woman is slow tempered, she knows when to approach her husband in times of misunderstandings and arguments
13. When a woman is not vulnerable, she is loved by her husband
14. When a woman does not keep secrets from her husband, her husband tells her all of his every moves
15. When a woman is prayerful, she becomes a powerful support system to her husband
16. When a woman is God fearing, she sets her home on the principles of God the Almighty
17. When a woman is selfless, her husband relies completely on her
18. When a woman is creative, she and the husband can figure out the future together
Unfortunately when you are not any of these, it becomes so hard for you to enjoy marriage.
Seek God's help to become any of the above, you can't do it on your own.

Greetings to all submissive Women

A GOOD WOMAN BUILDS HER OWN HOME.
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Class dismissed 🥂

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19/12/2023

WHEN A COUPLE OUTGROWS S*X...✍🏾

He woke up in the middle of the night and found his wife sleeping next to him in bed.

He looked at her, she looked peaceful.

Yesterday, they didn't make love despite them sleeping naked. But it is not a big deal.

It's not that he doesn't find her s*xy; it's just that they have outgrown s*x.

They have reached that place in their marriage where s*x is not a must have each night. They have reached a deeper level of intimacy.

A deeper level of intimacy where just holding each other close as their skin touch and converse brings pleasure to the soul. Yes, they have graduated from pleasure of the body, to pleasure of the soul.

Some nights they make passionate love, they sweat it out as he goes inside and pumps through her wetness. But other times they talk, laugh, chill and listen to music, smile, share the same air then sleep.

He looked at her.

She turned in her sleep.

He covered her revealed shoulder with the duvet.

She looked so comfortable.

He thought of the many men out there who are destroying their own marriages chasing after s*x with other women. This world has billions of women; that means billions of butts, b***s and va**na. He is too mature to chase after other women, he has his Queen right next to him and no woman compares to her.

He wondered, what is the big deal about s*x that makes people destroy their own homes for a few minutes of body pleasure. He thought of how our generation has made a big deal out of or***ms no matter how the or**sm is got; that we have forgotten the depth of love.

There is something higher than or***ms at any cost; there is love.

There is an unspeakable joy that comes with knowing you are faithful to your spouse. There is indescribable pleasure that comes with not just making sweet love to your spouse, but also being faithful to your spouse. There are people in this world who live for more than s*x, those are the kind who are faithful in their marriages.

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19/12/2023

14 WAYS TO MAKE YOUR SPOUSE ENJOY SPENDING TIME WITH YOU

1. BE PEACEFUL
People find themselves coming back to where they find peace

2. MEET YOUR SPOUSE'S NEEDS
When your spouse knows that from you, their s*xual and emotional needs are met, they will keep coming back

3. BE APPRECIATIVE
Celebrate your spouse, show that you value him/her. People go where they are celebrated, not tolerated

4. ADD VALUE
When your spouse is with you, let him/her leave better, wiser, more refreshed, lighter, happier than they were before. Be that person who adds value to your spouse's purpose and quality of day

5. DO NOT BE JUDGEMENTAL
Refrain from being one who makes conclusive statements such as "You always do this and that" or looking at your spouse differently when he/she does something that doesn't sit right with you or opens up to you about something unpleasant. People avoid environments of judgment

6. BE GOOD AT TOUCHING
Learn how to touch your spouse, how he/she loves being held. Your spouse will keep coming for the touch

7. AVOID FIGHTS
Have control over your temper, know how to deescalate things. Not every disagreement should result into a fight. Avoid drama

8. DON'T COMPLAIN YOUR SPOUSE IS NOT SPENDING TIME WITH YOU
The mistake many make is to attack and complain to their spouse about how he/she no longer makes time. This pushes your spouse away instead of inviting your spouse

9. TALK ABOUT WHAT HE/SHE LIKES
Learn your spouse's favourite topics and engage. It will keep you from being boring

10. BE FUN
Don't take life too seriously, don't suck the air in the room, don't be negative. Respond to your spouse's naughtiness, flirting and playful nature. Fun is inviting

11. BE A GOOD LISTENER
People go where they feel heard. Don't dominate conversations. Show your spouse his/her thoughts, opinions and stories matter

12. COMMUNICATE THAT YOU MISS YOUR SPOUSE
Let your spouse know how great a time you two have together. It will make your spouse feel important

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19/12/2023

MARRIAGE IS NOT A SCAM...✍️

1. Marriage is not a scam. It is just that some men are getting married with a lowly and negative view of women and some women marrying with a repulsive and suspicious view of men. Work on your view of the opposite gender.

2. Marriage is not a scam. It is just that some couples are living together without having a joint vision and values. Work on the foundation of your marriage.

3. Marriage is not a scam. It is just that some people are marrying for the wrong motives, when the motive is wrong, everything crumbles. Ask yourself and your spouse, "Why did you get married?"

4. Marriage is not a scam. It is just that some people are too selfish in marriage to consider the other person. Love calls you to be considerate of the other.

5. Marriage is not a scam. It is just that some people married and became parents without sufficient preparation. What you're not prepared for will overwhelm you. Study, learn, buy books, read articles, go for counselling to equip you with tools in how to be a better parent and spouse. Don't pretend to be a "Know it all" yet your family is not getting your best.

6. Marriage is not a scam. It is that some people would rather hold on to their pride than admit wrong and say sorry. Your marriage needs humility.

7. Marriage is not a scam. It is just that some people are getting married without healing from the pain of their childhood. The bullying, rejection, pain, trauma you experienced as a child can destroy your marriage if you don't heal.

8. Marriage is not a scam. It is just that some people used to quit easily in their dating relationships and now they don't know how to quit in marriage because they are tied by a marriage certificate, public pressure and children. Stop this habit of being a quitter, marriage will require effort. This is not dating, this is marriage.

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19/12/2023

What does a SIDE CHICK do better than a WIFE???

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING a SIDE CHICK does better than a WIFE. Your SIDE CHICK is just better because you haven't put her through what you have put your WIFE through, try it and you might even run away from the country for her.

How can your WIFE be as PERFECT as your SIDE CHICK when you have IMPREGNATED her 5times, sent her to LABOR 5times, ANTENATAL, POST NATAL, BREASTFEEDING for many years, CHILD CARE and UPBRINGING till each baby turns 20.

Also SCHOOL RUNS every MORNING and EVENING, COOKS FOOD for the FAMILY, you will also DISTURB her at NIGHT like a MOSQUITO, she will be in the HOSPITAL for many days looking after you KIDS when they got SICK, HOUSE CHORES and GROCERIES still to be done by her.
Furthermore, you the HUSBAND have caused her many CUTS down on her VA**NA, CUTS as a result of CS, what about SAGGED BREASTS from YOU SUCKING and your CHILDREN SUCKING, STOMACH STRETCH MARKS, PIMPLES and BIG NOSE you caused her during PREGNANCY.

What about VOMITING, LOSS OF APPETITE, some men have totally withdraw their WIVES from SOCIETY because of their African beliefs yet you don't want to VALUE and RESPECT your WIFE, but only what you remember is that she is not ROMANTIC but your SIDE CHICK or SIDE HEN is...

DEAR HUSBANDS, put that your SIDE CHICK or SIDE HEN to this LIFE THREATENING ADVENTURE and see if she can cope. Please learn to appreciate your WIFE, LIFE isn't all about SÈX and ROMANCE, whereas you won't be h***y forever. Remember how she was before you married her and remember that you are the CAUSE of her WOES.

Truth is if you know what your wife is going through, you will go back to her FATHER with a BOTTLE of WINE and add EXTRA MONEY to her BRIDE PRICE. It isn't easy being a WIFE and MOTHER at the same time, is a FULL TIME JOB.
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Class dismissed 🥂

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17/12/2023

HOW TO AVOID EMOTIONAL AFFAIR...✍🏾

Even if you are married to the best spouse in the whole world, if you do not guard your heart, you may end up "falling in love" with someone aside your spouse and eventually ruin your marriage.

No one gets married and plan to have affair but lots of married men and women are into affairs today because they slept when they should have been wide awake with their five senses alert.

1. Don't be too friendly with the opposite s*x. This is where lots of married people land in trouble. Over spirituality and pride will destroy your marriage! You can't handle close friendship with the opposite s*x as a married person. Your heart is involved. Set boundaries. Be disciplined. Be cordial. Be respectful. Be godly. Be holy.

2. Don't share your personal problems with an opposite s*x friend. It will bond you together. Problems bond people.

3. Don't contact any opposite s*x you are fond of. If you secretly admire them, you are fond of them and their is a tingling in your heart at the mere thought of them, don't contact!

4. Avoid unnecessary eye contact that lingers with the opposite s*x.

5. Don't tell an opposite s*x you are romantic or s*xy, that private information is for your spouse only.

6. Avoid discussions with the opposite s*x when you are tired, very sad, depressed, sorrowful, drowsy, sleepy or very sick. This can cloud your judgment and make you say silly things. Talk to your husband/wife instead.

7. Avoid unnecessary compliment of the opposite s*x.

8. Stop saying "I love you" to the opposite s*x, for what?

9. Work on your marriage. Keep the fire of love and romance alive in your marriage!

10. Protect your family. Don't share your marital problem with your opposite s*x friend, it will bond you.

11.Never flirt with the opposite s*x.

12. Mind the pictures you post on the social media. Limit pictures that show your curves or portray you as s*xy.

13. Do not contact all your EX after marriage.

14. Don't chat with the opposite

some of us are too busy to called somebody's baby, it is not that we don't know that love is a beautiful things, just that we have been used in the past by those that didn't understand the true meaning of love.

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