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Daily AI-generated roasts, savage humor, and smart comebacks that’ll make you laugh out loud.
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Haroon Shamoon is a passionate digital creator and journalist dedicated to showcasing the positive face of Pakistan. With a keen eye for trending news and events, Haroon delivers engaging content that highlights the country's vibrant culture, innovation, and progress. Through his work, he aims to challenge stereotypes and promote a more nuanced understanding of Pakistan to a global audience.

02/12/2025

This parrot went to the vet and immediately asked for…
“A second opinion from a PRETTIER doctor!” 😂🦜
The vets couldn’t stop laughing — this little actor deserves an Oscar.

02/12/2025

Percy the parrot trying to control a Pitbull through the window:
“Come back dog… I’m telling you!” 😂🦜🐶
And Diesel just presses his face on the glass like a statue.

The sunset, the stare, the attitude — everything is perfect.

02/12/2025

She asked the parrot to marry her…
He asked for her age…
She said 31…
And the parrot said: “SORRY. EXPIRED.” 😂🦜

The entire department collapsed laughing.

02/12/2025

The moment the vet picked up the needle…
This parrot confessed EVERY crime ever committed by ANY cat 😂🦜
“I’ll talk! The cat did it! ALL cats did it!”
This clinic couldn’t stop laughing.

01/12/2025

She proposed to the parrot…
He checked her age…
Then instantly rejected her with “SORRY, EXPIRED!” 😂🦜
The whole station died laughing!

01/12/2025

This parrot went FULL DRAMA MODE at the vet 😭🦜
“I want a second opinion… from a prettier doctor!”
The whole clinic lost it 😂🔥

30/11/2025

Flour EVERYWHERE… and the parrot still interrogating the cat 😭🦜🐱
“Don’t meow at me, okay?”
Cat: WAAAAHHH
This close-up is insane 😭🔥

30/11/2025

Parrot tried to report the cat to 911 😂🦜🚨
“Help! A cat caught me!!”
Operator: “Wrong number.”
Parrot: “WHAT WRONG NUMBER?! LET ME GO OR JAIL!” 💀

This cat DID NOT care 😭🔥

30/11/2025

This parrot rejected the dentist SO FAST 💀🦜
“Only the LADIES can touch my beak!”
Then he said… “I didn’t book the creepy uncle special!” 😂

Clinic was crying from laughter.

30/11/2025

This parrot took one look at the vet’s giant syringe and ABSOLUTELY LOST IT 😂💉🦜
“You could spear a dinosaur with that thing!”
The vets are crying from laughter!

30/11/2025

This parrot really leaned out the car window and flirted with a traffic officer 💘😭🦜
“Officer… you check documents every day, but you never check my heart.”
I can’t breathe 😂😂

29/11/2025

This parrot didn’t just sing…
He PERFORMED La Cucaracha 😂🎶🦜
The passion. The drama. The chest puff.
A true musical icon.

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