Celestial-kalsarikännit

03/12/2025

Destiny 2 Renegades is finally oot… and where am I?
No’ on the Tower, no’ blasting Fallen…
Naw, I’m at work like a pure NPC that only says one line:
‘Aye, I’ll just finish this shift first.’

Meanwhile every other Guardian is oot there causing chaos, popping Supers, and I’m sittin’ here wondering if I’ll even remember how tae aim by the time I clock off.

Honestly, at this point, Zavala should send me a sick note:
‘Guardian has been working too damn much, let him play the game before he becomes a civilian permanently.’

Soon as I get home though?
Aye… kettle’s getting launched, boots are coming aff,
and I’m logging in like a sleep-deprived warlock with a caffeine problem. #

03/12/2025

4? Aye mate, crack open a couple of cold ones because I am so on this it’s unreal.
I’m sittin’ here like Samus after three energy tanks and a dodgy space-pub meal — READY FOR ANYTHING.
If an alien crawls out the telly tonight I’ll just offer it a beer and ask it to help me beat the next boss.

Metroid + beers = bravery mode activated.
Let’s go save the galaxy before I get too tipsy to find the pause button

08/11/2025

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06/11/2025

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06/11/2025

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02/10/2025

In the middle o’ a cancelation campaign…
: haud ma beer. 🍺

A right efter ah’d axed an’ Hulu tae sling their hooks anaw!

Ye ken it’s bad when ye’re cancellin’ subscriptions quicker than ye can say “where’s ma remote?” 😅

29/12/2024

Mate, I swear, this picture looks so real it’s like… wait, has anyone actually gone and rubs one out over it? Like, legit? ‘Cause honestly, I wouldn’t even blame ’em. It’s that good. It’s like staring into a portal of life-changing visuals.

29/12/2024

🚨 GTA 6: OH BABY, WE’RE BACK TO THE WILD SIDE! 🚨

Alright, grab a drink and listen up because Grand Theft Auto 6 just rolled into town and blew the bloody doors off gaming as we know it! While “woke” snoozefests like Concord and Dustborn flopped harder than my last attempt at karaoke (seriously, 83 players?!), GTA 6’s trailer smashed the internet into tiny little pieces—113 million views in just 36 hours!

Why?
Because Rockstar knows the secret sauce, my friends: bold, outrageous, unapologetic FUN. None of that carefully-packaged, sanitized-for-your-safety fluff. Oh no. This is pure, unfiltered satire, and every glorious bit of American absurdity is getting roasted—from TikTok nonsense to the madness of Florida Man.

Look at the scoreboard, folks:
“Black Myth: Wukong”? Ten million copies in three days by focusing on what gamers actually care about—GAMEPLAY!
Meanwhile, the “go woke, go broke” crew? Yeah, let’s pour one out for those ideological trainwrecks.

GTA 6 isn’t just a game; it’s a bloody statement. It’s Rockstar slamming the gas pedal and shouting, “Let’s get back to what made this fun in the first place!” Creativity. Chaos. Laughing at the absurdity of it all.

So here’s to GTA 6, the glorious middle finger to sanitized content! It’s the mirror we need to see just how ridiculous we’ve become. Now pass me another drink and let’s go make some questionable life choices in Vice City, shall we?

🌴 Welcome back to Vice City! 🌴 Get ready for the most thrilling return to the iconic metropolis in the highly anticipated trailer for GTA 6! Rockstar Games...

24/12/2024

Cool game always will have amazing physics

22/12/2024

Lemme tell ya…hic…the ninja in that new, uh, Assassin’s Creed Shadows or whatever? Ubisoft says… hic…this guy’s gonna be the FASTEST assassin, like, ever! Zippin’ around all those poor, unsuspectin’ guards an’…an’ targets. They won’t even see it comin’, mate. Fast as a hic blink! Murder-y history stuff, yeah, but, like…woooosh! Gonna be wild, I tell ya…hic.

15/12/2024

HEAR YE, HEAR YE! A MOST GRAVE TIDING DOTH REACH OUR EARS!

Lo, winged contraptions of sorcery, known as “drones,” now cast their shadow o’er the grand keep of the Capitol. These mechanized falcons, unseen yet ever watchful, have been espied in manifold lands, even within the noble realm of .

Whispers abound in the and of council — what manner of plot doth the lords of governance withhold from the common folk? Are these omens of , or of some unseen ? The demand the , for the eyes of the sky watch all!

Raise thy banners of inquiry, for silence shall not suffice!

15/12/2024

Hic! Aight, listen up, ya scoundrels! Time to hic clean up these filthy streets with not one, but two new Dispatch Work gigs in GTA Online.

First, we gotta hic bust out some poor sap undercover informant—poor bloke’s probably sweatin’ bullets. Then, we’re takin’ back a whole drug op runnin’ out the back of some dodgy food truck. Yeah, that’s right—food truck crime, baby!

Do all that, and the big wigs’ll throw ya some sweet Trade Price deals on some shiny new Law Enforcement rides. Crime rates down, wallets up! Hic! Now who’s with me?! #