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13/01/2026

13/01/2026

Ever felt like the universe is actually on your side? 🍀 These moments prove that sometimes luck is the ultimate superpower. The tree one left me speechless... 🤯

Which of these felt the most unreal to you? 👇

05/12/2025

Be extremely careful when you come to Benidorm ⚠️… these guys are not just hustlers: they’re fast, cunning shadows lurking in the busiest streets 🔥. The trileros move their hands with deadly speed, the same speed they use to empty pockets and disappear into the crowd 🚫. Their game is a perfect trap, their smile is pure poison ☠️, and their little table is a battlefield where only they ever win 🎭.
Stay away ⚠️. Don’t trust them 🚫. Don’t fall for it ❌.
Benidorm shines bright… but they are the darkness hiding behind that light 🌑.

10/10/2025

🍺🔥 Friday Madness — Who’s the Real State?

Right then, it’s Friday in Benidorm… which lot ends up the BIGGEST state after 10 pints?

🍻 The lads who think they’re “hard” till they fall over a barstool
💃 The girls who lose a shoe before midnight and keep dancing anyway
👴 The old fellas who swear they can drink like they’re 20 (spoiler: they can’t)
🤣 Or the random stag do in fancy dress crying in Burger King at 4 am

👉 Be honest — which one’s the WORST? And don’t just vote, roast them properly 👇
Tag the mate who’s already a liability and it’s only Friday. Bonus points if you’ve got pics 📸

09/10/2025

🔥 Thursday — “Are you even on holiday?”

Right then — honest hour. You say you’re on holiday, but are you actually enjoying it… or just embarrassing everyone?
Pick one and explain like a man/woman:

A) The one who brags they’re “here for a week” and spends it on the phone posting selfies 🤳
B) The sunbed thief who moves your towel and pretends it’s a “classic mistake” 🏖️
C) The lad who learns ONE football chant and sings it all night until the whole bar hates him ⚽
D) The karaoke hero who butchers every song and thinks they’re Freddie Mercury 🎤

👉 Drop your choice AND the name of the mate who’s the absolute state. Screenshots welcome (blur faces if needed) — let’s expose the holiday frauds 👇

08/10/2025

Monday — Existential Hangover in Benidorm.

Alright, puppets… what’s the WORST thing you’ve found after waking up from a wild weekend?
📱 A suspicious message to your ex.
🤳 A photo you’d never show your mum.
📞 Twelve missed calls full of drama.
😵 Or, even worse, next to someone you can’t remember.

Drop your story below (receipts welcome).
And tag that friend who always starts Monday regretting Saturday.

07/10/2025

🌮🥓 Tuesday Clash — Brekkie vs Tapas

Serious one, lads… what’s the proper fuel in Benidorm?
🍳 Full English brekkie — beans, sausages, the whole greasy lot
🥘 Spanish tapas — patatas bravas, jamón, and a pint of sangria

Be honest — which one actually saves you after a night out? 🤔

👉 Comment below and don’t just vote — DEFEND it. We want proper arguments, not just emojis. Tag the mate who swears by beans on toast at 3 pm 🤣 vs the one who only survives on bravas.

06/10/2025

🗣️ Monday Confessions — The Best (Worst) Sick Excuse

Right then — confession time. After a proper Benidorm weekend, which classic sick excuse did you actually use to dodge work on Monday?

A) “Food poisoning” (the kebab lied) 🤢
B) “Car wouldn’t start” (it was in the hotel car park) 🚗
C) “Family emergency” (mum’s actually fine) 📞
D) I rocked up anyway and pretended I was fine (liar, I was dying) 😵

👉 Drop your REAL excuse below — the dodgier the better. Tag the mate who swore they’d go to work and didn’t. Let’s see who’s the biggest legend… or the biggest liar. 👇

💬 Pin the funniest excuse — winner gets eternal pub bragging rights. Tag 3 mates who owe their boss an explanation.

05/10/2025

🤢 Sunday Reality Check

Sunday in Benidorm… be honest, what’s WORSE?
💸 Checking your bank account after 3 nights on the strip
🤮 Waking up with the hangover from hell
😳 Realising you tried to pull someone old enough to be your mum

Come on then, confess 👇 Which one’s ruined your weekend?

04/10/2025

Alright then, let’s settle this once and for all…
Who’s the BIGGEST MENACE in Benidorm on a Saturday night? 🤯

🍺 Scousers – loudest in the pub, never shut up
⚽ Geordies – topless after 2 pints, think they own the strip
🚬 Brummies – always lost, always arguing with the taxi driver

Vote below and defend your lot. Don’t be shy 👇

03/10/2025

Be honest… who goes the wildest in Beni? 😅

➡️ Scousers 🔴
➡️ Geordies ⚫️⚪️
➡️ Brummies 🟡

Cast your vote below 👇

02/10/2025

Alright then… what’s the REAL sign of a proper night out in Benidorm? 😅

A) Singing karaoke at 5 am 🎤
B) Losing your flip flops on the strip 🩴
C) Ending up in Burger King with strangers 🍔

Drop your vote below 👇