The Secret DJ

The Secret DJ Inside the music industry with a veteran of 40 years in the game.
(1)

12/06/2025

No one is suspended. I just shut it down upon advice whilst we deal with the various loons, accusers and whisperers.

In case you ever get lost in a wilderness, forest or snow storm try this handy tip - shout "ELON INVENTED NOTHING!!" at ...
09/06/2025

In case you ever get lost in a wilderness, forest or snow storm try this handy tip - shout "ELON INVENTED NOTHING!!" at the top of your voice and within minutes an INCEL will arrive blinking in the daylight to scream abuse back at you.

Then you can follow him back to the nearest road via the column of black smoke issuing from where his Tesla set itself on fire.

Just want to issue a retraction and an apology. I was told in good faith that Proctor was on the door of an event. By "R...
09/06/2025

Just want to issue a retraction and an apology.

I was told in good faith that Proctor was on the door of an event. By "Rock 'n' Roll Book Club" crew out of Walthamstow, and that he was DJing after their events.

I tried to contact them via socials before speaking about it and got no reply.

Eventually got word from them via a friend that they will not be working with Proctor, have no connection to him and any previous contact was a one-off.

It is entirely safe to go to their events and I apologise for any confusion.

Because this post below contained a link to a rival platform outside Facebook it got squashed and throttled to almost no...
08/06/2025

Because this post below contained a link to a rival platform outside Facebook it got squashed and throttled to almost nothing.

I've been receiving threats of all sorts for a long time.

I truly believe this push to silence my voice is unique to Secret DJ not because RA, Mixmag and DJ Mag have more money and were not attacked legally due to their wealth. No. There's far more to it. Secret DJ Project is the only one making the connections between these various Far Right-backed groups and individuals making a concerted surge into our industry.

There is a clear and provable connection that stretches between the corruption of Sacha Lord, who is part of the NTIA, the NTIA somehow being both a charity AND the owners of Drumsheds, a vast monopoly almost identical to Warehouse Project, and the London Tories lobbying for Sacha Lord to take the London Night Czar role - yeah The NTIA who originally had Alan Miller as a founder - who 'left' (I'm not convinced there was a break) the NTIA to start militant Far Right group "The Together Declaration" for whom Danny Rampling would officially speak and who also hosted him at Jordan Peterson's Far Right 'ARC' event - which would lead to Danny playing 'God Save the King' alongside Bannon and Trump supporter Matthew 'Glamorre' to a room full of swivel-eyed, webfooted barking loons from every fringe group known to mankind. THEN the only media to support Rampling after this scandal is a piece in Far Right propaganda sheet 'Spiked' penned by guess who? Yes - Alan Miller.

And brings us to a point where the threats stop being vague and anonymous and end up as a letter from a lawyer demanding money - a highly partisan lawyer who is himself signed up to Reform UK (Ltd).

Do you see?

It's not all that complex and there are thousand of words with scores of sources, photos, videos, articles and links to provide proof all over my page for the last few months.

There's even a whatsapp hate group for f***s sake.

I do not think Danny is acting alone in this. Not for one minute. Not after some of the extended threats I got saying something exactly like this was coming. One of the threatening calls lasted nearly an hour.

It's all too much of a coincidence that all this is happening at the same time. I absolutely cannot speak for the extent if it. One or more parties mentioned above may have no clue what the other is up to.

But I think one thing can be agreed upon.

All of it properly stinks to high heaven.

It is not very Acid House at all is it?

07/06/2025

Facebook just gave me a shadowban for 'Ibiza smells like f*gs' not a clue this means cigs.

06/06/2025

Oh man this is fantastic - again you get to see the rage.

A Squadron of Blocked Boiling Mad Rave Dads I've no recollection of -all losing their s**t cos I couldn't be arsed jumping into their quagmire of fury and argue nonsense with them.

Proper LOLs in places.

Loads of lovely also! A Solid 15 mins of fun.

05/06/2025

Musk is on the cusp of admitting he rigged the election for Trump.

It's coming...

As someone who contributed largely to all the crowdfunds, and a man of noted impeccable character, I sent Richard West t...
04/06/2025

As someone who contributed largely to all the crowdfunds, and a man of noted impeccable character, I sent Richard West the details of the accounting for the fund to help DJ Alfredo - as last night some really, truly horrible accusations were being passed around.

It's really sad that it gets to a point like this, where you do everything you can to help someone during their final years and it gets twisted and stuck in your guts as a weapon.

Alfredo's son Jaime was given 41,000 euros - to add to a previous earlier fund that raised a similar amount where we also bent over backwards to fill the coffers with cash, alongside many others. And to this day Jaime likely still has most of it, something I am certain Alfredo would have wanted. A small legacy of sorts for Jaime and Lola.

Sincere thanks to you all who helped out. Because of you Alfredo's final year was full of friends, lazy lunches, paddling and even a couple of swims, cheeky sangrias, Camel Lights, beaches and even a couple of final wee gigs surrounded by fans. He markedly got healthier and happier and none of that would have been possible without you.

You know who you are.

Good eggs, all.

🥚

British soldiers had their drag show interrupted so they paused and took a break to hammer the N***s with ordnance - all...
04/06/2025

British soldiers had their drag show interrupted so they paused and took a break to hammer the N***s with ordnance - all with their best frocks on.

This is 'woke'.

Never forget.

Some of you might be starting to get a sense of what happens to people who put their head above the parapet in British s...
04/06/2025

Some of you might be starting to get a sense of what happens to people who put their head above the parapet in British society.

When something loud happens, like Ramplinggate, there is fresh chum in the water and the scavengers start to circle. The bottom feeders wait patiently underneath for the carcass to fall. And when it looks like a chunk is bitten out of you they rush to try finish the job.

You don’t see it usually, even I don’t see all of it. The whispers are constant and the poison flows night and day. You don’t even have to have done anything more than block someone for them to gather round the digital campfire, warm their grudge on a stick and exchange tales about your imminent demise.

No. It really, really ramps up when good things happen, this is the part that goads the worst of them into action. Into a frenzy even. I watched this unfold when the first book came out. Watched almost helplessly as it was savaged and lied about. Not by reviewers, everyone who actually read it loved it. But the same fu***rs you see now slithering about were very very busy, I say ‘almost helpless’. I also knew how to deal with it. But it took years to break free of it.

Note - 'when good things happen'. All of you standing up to help fight has driven the worst of them crackers and filled them to the brim with bile.

There’s been 3 books, millions of words in articles. Even more via social media. Most of which doesn’t even name names which in a sense makes it worse as some nutcases are convinced they are being called out even when its not even them, or in the case of the Far Right - total strangers are weighing-in just to knobble the noisy lefty.

On the plus side, a lot of the good eggs are seeing now clearly and possibly for the first time exactly what we are up against. I mean one weirdo popped up here yesterday screeching and honking about his mate being blocked who wasn’t even blocked and had no other issue other than that one thing. They were the words of a neurotic teenager coming out of a man in his fifties. In Britain - when the Big Brother Daily Hate starts it really doesn’t matter if it is connected to anything or not - it’s like a moth to a flame. The slightest inconvenience or imagined slight is suddenly a blood vendetta. “Yeah he was always a bad sort that one” - as if this is based on anything real - rather than something nasty and cheap they heard once from someone with a vested interest. You can see it very clearly on Mr. C’s kindly post on his page expressing support. It’s outside my bubble so it became a zone for settling scores. But the thing is - scores with people I’ve never even interacted with.

I know what I signed up for. You think a journalist never gets kick back from those they write about?? it is par for the course. What this is about is YOU all seeing what goes on. What I have to deal with on an almost hourly basis. And remember - no one pays me anything for this anymore. I went solo on the socials years ago to give you this news free and uncensored.

The more support there is, the more furious the wronguns get. The more frantic the whispering. The more worried they are that the net is closing. And it is closing. Rest unassured. Tick tock.

Whatever you do, do not tell Danny and his lawyers...
02/06/2025

Whatever you do, do not tell Danny and his lawyers...

Jello Biafra turned the iconic Dead Kennedys track into a song for the new resistance.

Thank you Mr.C for your ongoing support over the years and being a most excellent mate.
01/06/2025

Thank you Mr.C for your ongoing support over the years and being a most excellent mate.

Dirección

Ibiza
07800

Notificaciones

Sé el primero en enterarse y déjanos enviarle un correo electrónico cuando The Secret DJ publique noticias y promociones. Su dirección de correo electrónico no se utilizará para ningún otro fin, y puede darse de baja en cualquier momento.

Compartir

Categoría

Do not pity the DJ, for we are proper rolling in it mate.

I was a small, underfed Dutch girl who wrestled daily for pfennigs and gilders against cows, large pieces of wood and angry bees wearing only a small barrel. It was a living. Then I saw an angel, he was called ‘Plantpot’. I immediately spun a cocoon for myself and emerged as Martin Garrix. Still beautiful but now with teenytiny balls.

I grew into a large man with a bucket on his head. But it wasn’t enough. I needed american-style showbiz in my life. So now I wear shiny jumpsuits and fire bangers out my arse.

Beats fighting logs all day I tell you!