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Happy birthday to a distinguished graduate of Bahir Dar University,   A mentor and a brother to me.May your special day ...
20/06/2026

Happy birthday to a distinguished graduate of Bahir Dar University,
A mentor and a brother to me.
May your special day bring you more success, joy, and good fortune than ever before.
Happy birthday once again!

Which chapter did you like the most during your primary school days?Me: Kenyi and the Mangoes 🥭 🤭
20/06/2026

Which chapter did you like the most during your primary school days?
Me: Kenyi and the Mangoes 🥭 🤭

02/06/2026

men like that are nothings but disgraces to the community. How can a normal person shares such a thing to the public 🤔

30/05/2026

people are too heartless 💔. why do you hate the poor team that's trying to have one? 🤭 🤭 🤭

30/05/2026

The whole world is about to turn red tonight! Arsenal are winning the trophy, and even the traffic lights have agreed to stay on red in celebration. 🏆🔴

Congratulations to Jal, aka Newton.You put in your greatest effort to achieve the title of Engineer. Your hard work and ...
29/05/2026

Congratulations to Jal, aka Newton.
You put in your greatest effort to achieve the title of Engineer. Your hard work and dedication have finally paid off. You paved the road to success, and we are here to follow in your footsteps, brother.
Congratulations on defending your thesis successfully. I’m looking forward to seeing you achieve even bigger things in the future. 👏.

I caught my maths teacher making love with my principal. 🍆🍑“What’s going on here?!” 😱 I asked.PRINCIPAL: Please, please ...
11/04/2026

I caught my maths teacher making love with my principal. 🍆🍑
“What’s going on here?!” 😱 I asked.
PRINCIPAL: Please, please calm down 🙆‍♂️, let’s negotiate.
CONQUER: No! I’m going to announce this to the entire school. This is nonsense! 😡
PRINCIPAL: Okay, let’s do this. I’ll give you 12,000 Naira so you can keep your mouth shut forever 🥺
CONQUER: Nooo 🙅‍♂️, I’m a Christian. I don’t take bribes…
PRINCIPAL: Oya, let me make it 15,000 😏
CONQUER: Deal! But I also want something else 🤔
MATHS TEACHER: Okay, Conquer my boy, what do you want? 🤦‍♀️
CONQUER: I want to whip both of you at assembly tomorrow — 4 strokes each — as revenge for how you whip us mercilessly. 😏
PRINCIPAL: That’s nonsense. How do you expect us to allow you to do such a thing? 🙅‍♂️
CONQUER: Alright then, bye. Prepare for how your reputations will be damaged 😊
PRINCIPAL: Okay, okay, Conquer. We will allow you to whip us tomorrow at assembly as you wish, but promise you won’t tell anyone after that.
CONQUER: Don’t worry… it’s settled 🤭
So the following day, Conquer held the whip in his hands and started whipping them in front of the other teachers and pupils.
He finished with the Principal, then he started whipping the maths teacher.
Paaaah!!!!! This is for punishing me when I’m late for class 😏
Paaaaah!!! This is for marking me wrong even when I solve everything correctly 😏
Paaaaah!!! This is for tearing my trousers because they were tight 😏
Paaaaah!!! And this is for having s3x with the Principal in his office 😂
I no dey support bad thing 😂🚶
😂😂😂

A coma is a profound state of unconsciousness in which the brain remains active but severely impaired. In this condition...
06/04/2026

A coma is a profound state of unconsciousness in which the brain remains active but severely impaired. In this condition, the person cannot respond to their surroundings, speak, or move voluntarily, yet some brain functions are still present. Comas typically result from serious injury, illness, or trauma affecting the brain, such as head injuries, stroke, infections, or oxygen deprivation. The brain continues to perform essential activities, including regulating heart rate, blood pressure, and digestion, even though higher-level awareness and consciousness are lost. Importantly, comatose patients often retain some reflexive responses, like blinking or pulling away from painful stimuli, and in many cases, they can breathe on their own or with minimal respiratory support. Recovery from a coma is possible, and outcomes vary depending on the extent of brain damage, the underlying cause, and the duration of the unconscious state. Some patients gradually regain awareness, while others may progress to a vegetative state or require long-term care.

In contrast, brain inactivity represents a complete and irreversible cessation of all brain activity, including the brainstem, which controls vital functions such as breathing, heart rate regulation, and reflexes. Unlike coma, brain inactivity is permanent, meaning the brain cannot recover or regain any function. Even if artificial support, like a ventilator, maintains circulation and oxygen delivery temporarily, the individual cannot survive independently because the brain is no longer functioning. Legally and medically, a person who is brain-inactive is considered clinically non-living, even if other organs continue to function for a limited period through life support systems.

Key distinctions between coma and brain inactivity lie in brain activity, reflexes, and the potential for recovery. Comatose patients may exhibit some brainstem reflexes, respond minimally to external stimuli, and retain the ability to breathe with or w

The pastor in the church today asked all the single guys who aren't married yet to stand up and they did, including me.H...
06/04/2026

The pastor in the church today asked all the single guys who aren't married yet to stand up and they did, including me.

He asked the single ladies to stand up and they did as well,

As the ladies stood, I spotted one fine girl with big breasts, I asked a guy standing next to me of the girl and he said it's the pastor's daughter.

I then went back to my seat and sat down.

The pastor seeing this asked me why I sit and I told him I'm no longer single because I've just seen my soul mate.

The whole church shouted alleluya..

The pastor looking impressed gave me the mic 🎤 to indicate whom the newly found soulmate of mine is and I pointed at the daughter.

There was a silence in the church for some seconds.

He collected the mic back from me and told the church to pray against every spirit of demon trying to attack his family.

Till now I'm still looking at myself in the mirror wondering how I take resemble demon for this man eye. 😐

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