30/12/2025
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Top 50 Most Useless Nuer of 2025: Number 42
Number 42 : Gatwech Kang Zhuor
Gatwech Kang Zhuor, a young man who woke up one day and said, “Let me confuse young Nuer generation.” And he is working hard on that mission. Gatwech became famous in 2025 after a Facebook video went viral showing him holding hands and kissing a woman who, according to internet doctors, looked old enough to tell him bedtime stories.
People watched the video, rewatched it, zoomed in, zoomed out, and still asked the same question: “Is that his girlfriend or his grandmother?”
Instead of apologizing or disappearing quietly like normal people, Gatwech said, “This is my time to teach the youth.” Teach them what mah garɛ?
He started advising young Nuer men to stop dating young girls and begin hunting for sugar mummies as a shortcut to success. According to Professor Gatwech, why struggle in life when you can date someone the same age as your mother and call it strategy?
Let’s be serious for one second. Dating older women is a choice, and adults can do what they want. But Gatwech didn’t stop at choice he turned it into a career guidance program. He wants all young men to abandon girls and follow him like disciples: “Leave your age-mates, come and let me show you way to success my young Nuer Men.” he tells young innocent Nuer boys.
If a young man his age kissed his own mother, recorded it, and posted it on Facebook, Gatwech would have run mad yet he wants to normalize this madness
Instead of telling youths to work hard, learn skills, or build a future, Gatwech is preaching laziness with romance, poverty escape through kissing, and success by inheritance through dating.
Because of this high level of useless creativity, wrong advice, and second-hand embarrassment, Gatwech Kang Zhuor sits at number 42.