11/06/2026
Unpublished shots from our Issue 7 ‘Mistakes’ feature.
We fill each issue of Valet to the brim, literally skirting the limit for weight that the international postal services subject us to.
And so it was a combination of Valet 7 being otherwise chock-a-block with content and the vanity of our editor, pictured here looking less than chic for one very obvious reason, that this series didn’t make it into print.
Unlike the rest of the demigods and demigoddesses here pictured, our efitor sucks a v**e. A cardinal sin in Valet’s worldview and in any worldview of one with a sense of beauty and truth.
In short, a mistake.
Do not make the same one. Do the real thing. If not quite better your lungs (and, let’s be frank, no one knows), it will be of enormous benefit to your soul and the gazes of your onlookers.
P.s. anyone using v**es or wearing sandals will be denied entry to our launch events in London and Paris this and next week.
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