Fubar Mews

10/06/2025

Hello all, been shadowbanned for arguing with a Karen. I’m back now though.

Congratulations Aberdeen for winning the league cup against Rangers, knew we could do it! STAND FREE

12/04/2024

Something smells fishy. Approach with caution as seen similar stunts pulled and nothing happened with it!!!! Alternative routes advised ⚠️⚠️

07/11/2023

Aberdeen council at it again. ANOTHER road blocked off. Broad street to be closed again for 2 months. AND FOR WHAT, a mediocre Christmas market at best??

We here at fubar have had enough with Christmas. Sign this petition to cancel Christmas all together www.petitions4us.com/fubarchristmasnomore

Once again ALTERNATIVE ROUTES ARE ADVISED 😡😡

05/11/2023

Massive floods down in Edinburgh. Likely caused by hibs tears. Miovski is having a party. 🎉

⚠️ Alternative routes advised ⚠️

19/10/2023

⚠️BREAKING MEWS⚠️

Toby carvery looking at a hefty fine as they have been caught throwing their leftover mashed tatties from Sundays carvery in the sea. More on this soon, please be careful around potatoes.

‼️Alternative routes are advised during this time‼️

11/10/2023

I’d 51-0 to be St Machar Thistle

Despite a brutal 51-0 defeat in the first round of the Scottish Amateur Cup, St Machar Thistle move on ‘with heads held high’ ⚽

You can find the full article here: https://ow.ly/xzl550PUyUn

11/10/2023

⚠️ Traffic Alert ⚠️

If yer heeding hame along the Gaza Strip, theres a wee bitty o a carry on, few squabbles breaking oot over who’s potentially imaginary friend is the real deal. So if you are heading home that way be advised that there may be a few traffic jams. Alternative routes are indeed advised!

07/10/2023

⚠️ ⚠️ WEATHER WARNING!!!!

Giant egg prepares to make its way over Scotland, origin of egg is unknown but many believe rapper Lizzo may be the only culprit who could possible take down a snack of its magnitude.

Alternate routes advised, no yoke! 🛑

29/09/2023

Would like to take a minute of your time scrolling through videos of sh*te fake pranks that half you daftys will believe to be true, to alert you of a fake mews page doing the rounds putting up utter crass that we here at Fubar Mews would never condone such appalling behaviour.

Now I would like to address the culprits themselves and let them know that lawyers have been informed and that legal action has been taken. The use of “alternative routes advised” was where we draw the line. A slogan that has been passed down through generations from Great Gradfather Mews all the way down to myself.

Your actions are not clever, not smart and people will die. You have been warned 🛑 ⚠️

ALTERNATIVE ROUTES ARE ADVISED!

28/09/2023

Working with local businesses to support the city.

Underground Aberdeen have got a fantastic chance to meet two public icons Paul Breach and Prince Andrew. Get in early to avoid queues.

Age 12+

‼️Alternative routes are advised‼️

28/09/2023

‼️Local window cleaner shoutout‼️

Providing window cleaning services around the city, very reliable and friendly. If you are needing this service please do not hesitate to contact.

Email: [email protected]

Alternative routes may be advised during this time

21/09/2023

⭕️🧢 FREE HAT 🧢 ⭕️

Arr, yi free this weekend me hearty?

Get yir body down to castle gate and protest against these damned bus gates. We will be giving out free hats with the slogan Make Aberdeen Great Again

This will be a big turnout so as always -

⚠️ Alternative routes advised ⚠️