Write Publish books

14/08/2025

Write and publish your book for free on the Isle of Wight !

Anyway, let's see what's going on here then.....

When HR hired The Enforcer… they didn’t expect him to end up in Belfast Zoo 🐒📚

Reading from The Corporation v The Dragon — satire, chaos, and a dragon nobody expected.

Full book here 👉https://www.writepublish.co.uk/the-corporation-v-the-dragon

12/08/2025

Mark’s cease-and-desist arrived with all the grace of a
missile crashing into a daycare centre.
The Corporation’s finest minds, a term used very loosely,
gathered in the boardroom for what should have been an
emergency strategy meeting, but was, in reality, a circus of
confusion, ignorance, and misplaced confidence.
For the first five minutes, the discussion revolved around
How to pronounce cease and desist.
"Seas and de-sist?"
"Says and desist?"
"Is this Latin?"
Then, after a painfully long silence, someone muttered,
"Carpe Diem?" A new debate began.
"Ah yes, Carpe Diem!"
"That means ‘seize the day,’ right?"
"So what Mark is saying is… he wants us to seize something?"
"Maybe he wants us to seize him?"
"That’s worrying. We should send another letter to HR."
It took another ten minutes before they realised that none
of this had anything to do with the letter.
Eventually, someone actually read it.
And that’s when the real panic began.
The Words That Terrified Them (Sort Of)
The Corporation’s collective IQ was not high, but they
could recognise certain words.
Like…
Unlimited fines
"Well, that doesn’t sound bad."
"No, no. Feeling fine is good, right?"
"Exactly! Unlimited fine must mean we’ll feel
amazing!"
"Oh thank God."
Then…
Prison
"Okay, wait. That one’s bad, right?"
"Yeah, that’s definitely bad."
"Are we going to prison?"
"No, no, let’s stay calm, Karen, check your
calculator."
Karen, of course, wasn’t listening.
She was still mesmerised by the idea of "unlimited fine"

You can read it for free on Kindle if you must, but if you would like me to earn any royalties at all (not real kings and queens), then buy the book - you'll like it, mostly, apart from the annoying upside-down bit on the title - can't have everything you know!
https://amzn.to/4145dfB

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01/08/2025

📚 Want to publish your book… for free?
Write Publish Books is now running FREE group writing workshops in Ryde and across the Isle of Wight.

✅ No fees for you
✅ Group support from idea to magnus opus
✅ Full hybrid publishing
✅ You get royalties

Your story deserves to be heard – and now it can be.

📍 Perfect for new authors ready to start writing
🖋️ No catch. No cost. Just your book, published.

🔗 WritePublishBooks.co.uk

30/07/2025

🎓📖 FREE Publishing for Schools, Charities & Community Groups - Isle of Wight.

Write Publish Books helps you raise funds through beautifully crafted, bespoke books at zero cost to your organisation.

✅ Tell your group’s unique story
✅ Raise funds through book sales
✅ Professionally published & designed
✅ No fees. No catch. Just your story in print.

Perfect for schools, veteran groups, care homes, youth centres, or any cause with a voice worth hearing.

📚 Let’s publish something remarkable, together.

🔗 https://www.writepublish.co.uk

29/07/2025

📚 The ONLY Free Hybrid Publishing Group on the Isle of Wight!

Want to tell your story but worried about the cost?
At Write Publish Books, we’re the only hybrid publisher on the Isle of Wight that offers everything—writing workshops, editing, formatting, cover design, publishing, and promotion—completely FREE.

You keep the royalties.
We take the risk.
You tell your story.

Your book. Professionally published. No cost. No catch.
👉 https://www.writepublish.co.uk/post/hybrid-publishing-write-publish-books

26/07/2025

Got a story inside you waiting to be told? 📚✨

Join our FREE Group Creative Writing Workshops on the Isle of Wight, no fees, no risk, just pure support to bring your words to life.

Picture this: a warm cup of tea, a friendly space, and people like you exploring ideas, shaping stories, and writing your first manuscript, whether it’s a personal memoir, a dazzling anthology, or something a little bit outrageous.

This is a hybrid publishing platform, your first step to becoming a published author with zero financial cost. We help you write, we take all the financial burden, and you earn royalties!
And yes, there will be book signing sessions arranged for you!

Ready to take the leap? Your voice matters, let’s write it together. ✍️💬

🔗 Find out more and sign up here: https://www.writepublish.co.uk/publish-a-book/writing-groups-isle-of-wight

23/07/2025

📘 Isle of Wight charities, your next fundraiser might be a real page-turner.

Impact Books turns your mission into a powerful story that raises awareness and money. Zero production costs!

💂‍♂️ For veterans.
🐶 For animals.
🏠 For the homeless.
📖 For change.

👉 Read how it works:
🔗 https://www.writepublish.co.uk/post/impact-books-for-isle-of-wight-charities

Impact Books offer Isle of Wight charities a free, powerful way to raise funds and awareness. From pet rescues to veteran outreach, your story becomes a tool for change. Professionally designed, written, and published at no cost, your book becomes a lasting asset. Sell it, gift it, or share it—eac...

22/07/2025

✍️ You’ve imagined it a thousand times.
Your name on a book. Your story in print.

Let’s make that real, with creative writing workshops and a book publishing guide written for first-time authors.
📖 This is your chapter one.
🔗 https://www.writepublish.co.uk/publish-a-book

20/07/2025

Seeking a spark for your next story? The Isle of Wight is a goldmine for creative minds, quirky conversations, breathtaking landscapes, and endless inspiration. Discover how you can write and publish your book, right here on the island.

Read more:
https://www.writepublish.co.uk/post/write-a-book-isle-of-wight

11/06/2025

It all started with a book, 'Isle of Wight Follies', it's now transformed into an island-wide massive storytelling-based game, with its own news media as part of the ecosystem.

Isle of Wight Follies presents to you the almost factual Island News.

Read it and maybe send your mythical sightings (readers' letters start next week), advertise your magical business or use it when exploring the island in the game.

🖱️ Catch all the weirdly accurate news here:
👉 https://www.isleofwightfollies.com

24/05/2025

The Shadow of the Writer is a short poetic journey through fear, sabotage, and ultimately, freedom.

Is this your writing journey?

✒️ Watch, comment, like and share, if you dare!

👉 https://www.writepublish.co.uk/

22/05/2025

UK writing coaches and clubs, get found (for free)?

No spam, pop-ups, or paywalls. Our directory is free, easy to join, and helps your club connect with new members.

Find out more:
https://www.writepublish.co.uk/uk-writing-services