27/09/2025
JACK AND HIS THUMPING GREAT STALK
🎠Panto Season Just Got Saucy! đźŽ
Forget he’s behind you… this time, it’s more like what’s he doing back there?! 👀
Tickets are now on sale for the most outrageous, rude, and downright cheeky panto of the year – Jack and His Thumping Great stalk. 🌱🍆
Expect adult humour, filthy jokes, and more innuendo than you can shake a stalk at. Definitely NOT one for the kids (18+ only). If you blush easily, hate bad language, or think a horn should only come out of a trumpet, this show isn’t for you.
Highlights include:
🥛 Will Jack ever manage to milk his cow… or just end up pulling the wrong udders?
🌳 What exactly is lurking in his mother’s bush – and will it ever get a good trim?
👖 Why does Squire Snatchit get so overexcited in his underpants? (It’s eviction time, after all…)
👣 What’s REALLY giant about the Giant?
💨 Sound effects so rude they’ll make Alexa blush.
🍑 A Dame with more bum than front (and trust us, you’ll never unsee it).
It’s naughty, it’s noisy, and it’s thumping hilarious. Get your tickets before they shoot up the stalk!
🎟️ TICKET INFO (in order of dates):
📅 26th October – Barnstaple Queens theatre
👉 www.queenstheatre-barnstaple.com
📅 15th November – Hatherleigh Community hall
👉 www.upclosetheatre.co.uk/hatherleigh
📅 29th November – Bideford conservative club
👉 www.upclosetheatre.co.uk/bideford
📅 6th December – Combe Martin village hall
👉 www.upclosetheatre.co.uk/combe-martin
TICKETS AVAILABLE ON THE DOOR