Smokie McGreen

Smokie McGreen Honest UK medical cannabis reviews, guides & device breakdowns, with a bit of humour. Helping patients understand the system, strains & gear.

No fluff, just flower 👊🏼💚

If you’re considering joining a medical cannabis clinic here in the U.K. then this video is going to help you deal with ...
03/10/2025

If you’re considering joining a medical cannabis clinic here in the U.K. then this video is going to help you deal with the first consultation and what to say to the doctors

https://youtu.be/_PdyA0Z8k8A?si=MD54DjAF0PuJLFqW

It can be a nerve wracking experience but this video will run you through everything and make the process less worrying for you 👊🏼💚

Any questions please feel free to drop them in the comments and I’ll get back to you when I get a chance 🤟

Worried about your first UK cannabis consultation? Here’s exactly what to say… You’re not alone. In this video I break down exactly what to say to the doctor...

This made the OCD very happy yesterday 😅 12345 once I caught a fish alive 🤟
02/10/2025

This made the OCD very happy yesterday 😅

12345 once I caught a fish alive 🤟

If you haven’t already see it then here are my thoughts on the new Muzo Gastro Pop https://youtu.be/T0FIYpSxz1A?si=HGTnl...
28/09/2025

If you haven’t already see it then here are my thoughts on the new Muzo Gastro Pop

https://youtu.be/T0FIYpSxz1A?si=HGTnlE_PXJmuJu2g

Have you tried this one? What did you think?

In this video I’m reviewing Muzo Gastro Pop, a high-THC UK medical cannabis flower that’s been turning heads with patients. Sitting at 31% THC, this strain i...

It’s always mad when you go on the internet and see a post about yourself 😅
25/09/2025

It’s always mad when you go on the internet and see a post about yourself 😅

One year on, and the verdict is in. has swapped the dodgy car park handshakes for medical cannabis prescriptions, and the difference is night and day.

From paying £240–£280 an ounce on the black market to £8–£10 a gram legally, the price difference isn't huge. But the real game-changer is eace of mind. No more dodgy meetups, no more “Cali” that was probably grown in someone’s loft, and no more deleting texts before the police roll past.

With medical, every pack comes with strain info, THC & CBD levels, and terpene breakdowns - vital information patients can use to choose what works for them. And the choice of over 200 strains is far superior to the same old “haze, amnesia, or dog” from the black market.

It’s not perfect: stock issues, premium prices for average bud, and slow refunds still frustrate patients. But as clinic fees drop and more people make the switch, the system is slowly improving.

For Smokie, the freedom alone outweighs everything else: “I can walk around with 60g in my backpack and not give it a second thought.”

Would you ever ditch the black market for medical? Let’s hear your take 👇

If you’re a regular viewer to my YouTube then you may of noticed I’ve been upgrading some of the thumbnails over the las...
23/09/2025

If you’re a regular viewer to my YouTube then you may of noticed I’ve been upgrading some of the thumbnails over the last few days to try and keep things fresh

What are we rating this bobble head one out of 10? 😅

17/09/2025

You know the saying “I need another pair of hands”

Yeah, something like that….

Evening ladies and gents, My latest flower review is up on YouTube if anyone fancies checking it out 🤟https://youtu.be/b...
14/09/2025

Evening ladies and gents, My latest flower review is up on YouTube if anyone fancies checking it out 🤟

https://youtu.be/bimkBMiJcz4?si=2oJ61yWLIvxtoMx_

Have you had the new Kasa Verde White Cookies?

White Cookies by Kasa Verde… is this UK medical strain a sweet relief or all crumble, no cookie? 🍪🌱Today we’re diving into a patient friendly review of Whi...

I had the rare opportunity to speak with Max, the head grower from the Caprica facility in Jersey. I asked him some of y...
07/09/2025

I had the rare opportunity to speak with Max, the head grower from the Caprica facility in Jersey. I asked him some of your questions and we got some honest answers.

If you’ve ever wanted to know how to get into the industry this video explains all, we also talk about irradiation, packaging and lots more things I think patients will find interesting about their meds.

Check it out here - https://youtu.be/-_tLFWCfY0s?si=aUDh0x85wsTiC9wN

If you has any questions for future videos please leave them in the comments on YouTube and I’ll make a list and get them answered.

Ever wondered what it’s really like behind the scenes at one of the UK’s leading medical cannabis producers? In this exclusive Q&A, I sit down with Max, the ...

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls..... I don't ask for anything from you lot, ever! Apart from maybe a cheeky subscri...
05/09/2025

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls..... I don't ask for anything from you lot, ever! Apart from maybe a cheeky subscribe here and there.

This year's cannabis industry council award nominations are now open and I'm not sure about you but I think this category is a bit of me. It will take roughly 3 minutes of your time to complete and make an old man very happy 😝

If my videos have helped you in any way over the last 14 months I would really appreciate it if you could click the link below and give me a vote, I'm not expecting to win anything but it you fancy dropping a vote then you will have secured yourself a kiss (with tongues) when we meet 😘

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScMcnYhqaKiFMZhoO7QirSxctSPpLLGEBBrZHzHcHVe6VdoAg/viewform?pli=1&pli=1&fbclid=PAZnRzaAMoKKlleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABp8zSa1Bv8riaJDPuvTb8I0XTehpUu20GDIjfN5ouYg-21Q6VQQ9uXTS4nUGK_aem_kpxk4kZ010RdXAcnoZnaBg

As always, I appreciate the s**t out of all of you, even if you don’t vote 😝💚

If you do vote, it will ask for my email address. That is [email protected] 🙏🏼

First time trying a medical v**e. Gotta say, I’m quite impressed 👀
03/09/2025

First time trying a medical v**e. Gotta say, I’m quite impressed 👀

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