Smokie McGreen

22/09/2026

I’m not even sure how to put this into words 😢💚

Exactly 5 weeks to the day since I moved my live streams over to Kick, last night we hit the final requirement for the Partner Program

And I can now officially say…

Smokie McGreen is a Kick Partner 👊🏼💚

I know to some people it might just look like another badge or another milestone, but this one genuinely means a lot to me

Five weeks ago I had no idea whether people would even follow me over there, let alone turn up night after night and help turn it into what it’s become

Last night we were talking about how close we were on stream, everyone started getting behind it, and watching that final target turn green genuinely got me

Yep… I cried 😂

Not because of a number on a screen, but because it suddenly hit me just how many people have chosen to spend their evenings with me, support what I’m doing, join in with the madness and make this community what it is

750 followers in 5 weeks

From someone who not that long ago was only doing one live stream on a Sunday

That absolutely blows my mind

To everyone who has followed, subscribed, gifted, shared, chatted, called Potline, joined a duck race, listened to my questionable music choices or just sat there lurking in the background…

thank you

I genuinely mean that 💚

You lot helped make this happen

5 weeks to the day. Kick Partner!

What a bloody journey already 😢👊🏼💚

And somehow I still feel like we’re only just getting started 🤷🏼‍♂️

21/09/2026

A few people have said they want me to do my own range of merch so you can blame these on yourself…..

Would anyone else wear something like this or would it just be me and my mum? 😂💚

Open to suggestions on the logo etc. just trying out something that would feel comfy as a print on the back and front 🤷🏼‍♂️

21/09/2026

A little update for anyone who remembers The Patient Club 😂

We’re still here 💚

There’s been a lot going on behind the scenes with The Patient Club™ lately, which is why things have been a little quieter than usual

I can’t say too much just yet, but we’re getting very close to finally putting a few things to bed and moving forward properly. Let’s just say the first stage has given us plenty to smile about 👀⚖️

Once everything is completely sorted, I’ll explain a bit more about what’s been happening

And while we’re talking Patient Club, the OG Founders Edition green logos will be making a comeback on the website fairly soon too 💚

I’ll let everyone know as soon as they’re live

The Patient Club™. Still here. Still moving forward 👊🏼💚

21/09/2026

There were 3 giveaways on the Kick stream last night 🙈

Massive thank you to everyone who got involved with them. I appreciate you 👊🏼💚

The goodies will be posted today so hopefully you’ll all get them tomorrow 🙏🏼💚

21/09/2026

Absolutely ecstatic is an understatement! 🥳

I have now reached the point where I just need 5 more actual subscribers before I can apply for Kick partnership!

5 weeks of streaming and the end is finally in sight 👀

Thank you so much to everyone who has played a part in this situation 🙏🏼💚

20/09/2026

I hope your ducks have been in training 😏

Maybe you’ll have to tune in to the kick stream tonight from 9pm to find out what’s going on 😝

Also, it’s reggae night 👊🏼💚

20/09/2026

Someone recommended this on stream last night, had to go on a hunt to Sainsbury’s to give it the official smokie test 😂

9/10 nice sort of malted milk taste to it.

Would recommend to a friend 👊🏼💚

20/09/2026

Big up to everyone still hitting subscribe over on the YouTube channel 👊🏼💚

21k subs now 🫪

Also, if you haven’t yet, go check out my latest vid over there 👊🏼💚

19/09/2026

Doja Permanent Marker is now back in stock with Mamedica and word on the street is that it should be hitting a few other clinics hopefully next week along with the Zkittles 👊🏼💚

If you’ve been waiting to try either then you may want to get checking your clinic formulary 😍

19/09/2026

I can confirm the sun does not have his hat on today. However there is a rainbow in my hand 😂

Also, public service announcement for you guys, the Doja Permanent Marker is back in stock on Mamedica 👊🏼

Don’t say I didn’t tell you. If you were watching the live stream last night you would have known already though. More perks of the live streams though, be the first to know any news I know 👊🏼💚