Smokie McGreen

Smokie McGreen UK medical flower reviews, clinic guides & gear breakdowns. Honest, simple, funny. Helping patients understand the system. 💚

15/11/2025

I’m still tasting the rainbow 🌈 🌈

Have you tried the Cali X Zkittles yet? Tell me it’s not the best thing on any menu currently 😅

Mad one this… but we’ve just hit 1 MILLION views on YouTube 😭🔥I’m a bit blown away. When I first started all this it was...
13/11/2025

Mad one this… but we’ve just hit 1 MILLION views on YouTube 😭🔥

I’m a bit blown away. When I first started all this it was literally just me chatting away in my living room, not having a clue if anyone would even watch. And now it’s hit a million views… that’s actually insane.

Huge thank you to everyone who’s watched, liked, commented or supported the channel in any way. You lot have helped build something I never thought I’d be doing, and I appreciate every single one of you.

Here’s to whatever happens next… more laughs, more flower chats, and more chaos knowing me 😂

Keep it gangster 👊🏼💚

12/11/2025

I saw something earlier which blew my mind 🤯 Someone selling a book on Amazon on how to apply for medical flower in the UK!

Whilst I admire the grind, this is something that is readily available for free with a little bit of searching in the right places.

Would there be in any interest in me knocking up a little something to guide you through getting your first prescription for medical flower?

I’ll only look to charge you….. I don’t know, absolutely nothing 😂

This information is already available on my YouTube for free but I know that videos aren’t for everyone so if you want a little written guide to gaining your first script then drop a comment below and I’ll see what I can do.

If you know anyone else who could be interested then tag them below so they know that they could be only 2 weeks away (roughly) from having a fully legal medical script arrive at their door 🥳

I’ve got you my bro’s and lady bro’s 👊🏼💚

11/11/2025

The latest review of Cali X Zkittles on UK medical is now over on my YouTube.

Search Smokie McGreen or check the links in my bio 👊🏼💚

Oh yeah, and I love poems….. and what?! 😝

When the Zkittles lands on UK medical 😍 This is basically how I’ve been since I got it from MAMEDICA 😂 Full review will ...
11/11/2025

When the Zkittles lands on UK medical 😍

This is basically how I’ve been since I got it from MAMEDICA 😂

Full review will be out on YouTube at 4:20pm today 🤟💚

10/11/2025

The new DynaVap Vong X is now available to purchase. If you’re looking to ditch the joints and switch to dry herb va**ng then these are a solid place to start.

Battery free and ready to use whenever you are. These ones are a perfect pair for your favourite glassware due to the 10 and 14mm taper

Get yours today and use code Smokiemcgreen to save 10%

Well after that one pic of me and Professor Green sent this page into a meltdown. I've just reached 6K followers! Thank ...
10/11/2025

Well after that one pic of me and Professor Green sent this page into a meltdown. I've just reached 6K followers! Thank you so much for the continuing support. I could never have made it without each and every one of you locking in and digging my content.

You’re the real heros here, and I’m all about it 👊🏼💚

When the NEW DynaVap Vong X meets Jane West glass… it’s not just a session, it’s a ritual 👀The Vong X officially drops t...
09/11/2025

When the NEW DynaVap Vong X meets Jane West glass… it’s not just a session, it’s a ritual 👀

The Vong X officially drops tomorrow, but I’ve had an early play, and let’s just say Christmas came early 🌲

This combo hits like Santa’s sleigh on nitrous 🎅🏼

Check the comments if you fancy giving yourself (or your lungs) an early Christmas treat 👊🏼💚

So I was at a prestigious cannabis awards last night in London at the honourable artillery company. Firstly amazing venu...
07/11/2025

So I was at a prestigious cannabis awards last night in London at the honourable artillery company. Firstly amazing venue!

Unfortunately I didn’t win anything this year but I had so many industry people come up to me telling me they love what I do and to keep it going. It’s strange when people are coming up to you like “hey Smokie McGreen” and I don’t have a clue who they are 😅

Anyways, was outside partaking in some of the old jazz cabbage when I hear “oh s**t, it’s smokie mcgreen, can I get a picture please”

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Professor Green and Smokie McGreen 😅

TDLR - it might of been me begging for the picture but we can all dream right 😝

It’s getting chilly out there, so make sure you wrap up! This Sherpa hoody from Treemasons is gonna be doing bits for me...
06/11/2025

It’s getting chilly out there, so make sure you wrap up!

This Sherpa hoody from Treemasons is gonna be doing bits for me this winter.

Go grab yours if you haven’t already and use the code “Smokiemcgreen” to save yourself 10% 👊🏼💚

Link to website will be in the comments

Today’s new bits have arrived 🥳🥳
05/11/2025

Today’s new bits have arrived 🥳🥳

04/11/2025

Not seen the latest video yet on YouTube? I’m not angry, just hurt a little bit inside 😝

I appreciate everyone who watches and shows love. I wouldn’t be doing this if I didn’t get the reception I do, so big up your bad selves 👊🏼💚

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