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No You Grow Up No You Grow Up - Feel Good Nostalgia! www.noyougrowup.co.uk Welcome to No You Grow Up, your home for Feel Good Nostalgia!

Remember when ‘surfing the internet’ meant plugging into a landline? A time when developing photos took 24 hours, only to find you’d cut off the heads of all your loved ones? And who could forget the heart-stopping anxiety of yanking a chewed-up VHS tape from the player, only to discover your back-to-back recordings of ‘The Crystal Maze’ had gone to s**t? Here, expect a whirlwind of fun, laughter,

randomness, and nostalgic memories that provide a moment of escapism from the seriousness of everyday life! If your Halloween costume consisted of a bin bag with witches' fingers, and your only goal at Christmas dinner was to snag the 'Fortune Teller Fish' from a cracker, then this is the place for you!​

Lee :)
​Founder - No You Grow Up

01/01/2026

The No You Grow Up Podcast.
Episode 1 - Saturday Nights Were Everything.

From Blind Date and Gladiators to Gunge and Mr Blobby, we explore why Saturday nights in with the family once felt like the World Cup of British front rooms. Expect laughs, nostalgia and a reflection on what we lost when ‘event TV’ gave way to endless scrolling.

Listen now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and Amazon Music

Lee :)

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15/12/2025

The No You Grow Up Podcast.
Episode 1 - Saturday Nights Were Everything.

Coming 01.01.26 to all Podcast streaming platforms.

We’re heading back to Saturday nights, peak telly time. Think Blind Date, Gladiators, The Generation Game and yes, that polka dotted pink monstrosity himself, Mr Blobby. We’ll also be diving into how we went from gathering around the telly with Woolworths Pick ’n’ Mix to doomscrolling through 27 streaming platforms wondering why there’s still nothing to watch.

This month’s ‘Rewind Hotline’ question is: What made your Saturday nights?

Was it mastering the ad break sprint for a quick wee so you didn’t miss who got voted off Stars in Their Eyes? Or turning your own front room into the Gladiators arena?

Send your voice notes and funny stories to [email protected] and you might just feature in the episode.

Lee :)

www.noyougrowup.co.uk

24/11/2025

Approaching 40, your back goes out more than you do and this is your inner monologue…

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15/11/2025

Forgot my PIN but can still do the ‘Saturday Night’ dance routine like it’s muscle memory

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09/11/2025

Five Live!
Some friends and I went to see Five on their 25th anniversary tour last week and they did not disappoint!

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