
02/08/2025
I hate to be that person, but... it's just 145 days 'til Christmas!
As such, I deem it timely to bring my next invention to the masses: the Vegan Christmas Cracker.
https://thisisnotagame.co/products/vegan-christmas-crackers
These are (you guessed it!) Christmas Crackers with a vegan twist. Well, a couple of twists.
Firstly, each cracker you buy funds (at least one) animal at a sanctuary getting their own Christmas dinner. We'll donate £1 per cracker, so £6 per box of 6. (We'll be announcing partner sanctuaries soon!)
This means that, for those partaking of a plant-based Christmas this year, not only will your meal be devoid of dead animals, but you'll actively be contributing towards the feeding and wellbeing of live ones, too.
Secondly, everything we're using to make these is either recycled or recyclable, and they're totally plastic-free & zero-waste. No tat & no crap* (*except the crap hats - see below).
Thirdly, each Cracker will contain within it all the classic Cracker necessities - terrible (vegan-themed) jokes, a treat or two (plant-based, of course!), some very eco-friendly plantable gifts, and (obviously) utterly s**t hats.
Arguably (in fact, definitely) better stuff than your usual favours.
Finally, we're planting a tree for every single box of Christmas Crackers we sell. While offsetting is oftentimes a bit of a scam, we're pretty happy with our partners at Switch2Zero, who we've been working with for 1yr+ now.
This should, we hope, make up for the hats.
We're hoping to sell well over 1000 Christmas Crackers this year, which would mean giving well over £1000+ going directly to animal sanctuaries, plus around 200 native trees planted in ethical reforestation projects.
That's a darn sight better than Christmas-spirited vegan folk collectively sending £1000's to Tesco for a split-second of Cracker-based merriment, before packing all the resultant nonsense off to landfill by New Year's.
So... who's in?
If keen, just fill in the form (totally no-obligation) on the page below, or you can even place a pre-order directly for £14.99/box (of which almost half will be donated & the rest will cover the manufacturing, which we're doing in-house!).
I'd love this to circulate the entire vegan community this year so we can help sanctuaries as much as possible, so please do share with friends & family!
Thanks folks! Have a very Merry August,
Rory