
23/09/2025
To all my loyal followers, I have spent the worst 24 hours of my life wearing the cone of shame. I was set upon by a brut of a cat, he must be related to a lion or he never would have beasted me!
You may see me around, I am on the mend and have persuaded my servants to release me, minus my cone, after much singing the song of my people, and kicking at the cat flap. If I look like I am worse for ware, let Mikaela Parry know and she will whisk me up.
Rumour has it That I will not be allowed out past 9pm anymore, but let's see how they get on with that.