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04/12/2025

Comrade Starmer is No Friend of Meddling Capitalist Enemy the USA

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/64971-comrade-starmer-is-no-friend-of-meddling-capitalist-enemy-the-usa.html

GRIMSDALE - England - Comrade Starmer speaks about the enemy of the People's Republic of Soviet Britain -- the USA.

04/12/2025

Trump Issues “Ultimate Bro-Mance Pardon” to Putin, Claims Ukraine Invasion Was Just “Borrowing Crimea for a Home Renovation”

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/64967-trump-issues-ultimate-bro-mance-pardon-to-putin-claims-ukraine-invasion-was-just-borrowing-crimea-for-a-home-renovation.html

MAR-A-LAGO - USA - President Donald Trump has issued a pardon to Vladimir Putin in a show of the "ultimate bro-mance" that has not come up as much of a surprise to anyone.

04/12/2025

New Analysis Predicts the Green Economy Will Exceed $7 Trillion Annually by 2030

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/64955-new-analysis-predicts-the-green-economy-will-exceed-7-trillion-annually-by-2030.html

GENEVA - Switzerland - A newly released report by the World Economic Forum reveals that the green economy will exceed $7 trillion by 2030.

02/12/2025

“An OBR official who revealed the lies told by Reeves and Starmer has been liquidated”

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/64949-an-obr-official-who-revealed-the-lies-told-by-reeves-and-starmer-has-been-liquidated.html

LONDON - England - The head of the OBR has been liquidated and processed into Net Zero Juice because he dared expose the truth.

02/12/2025

A Day in the Life of a Woman in Labour's Benefits Britain

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/64942-a-day-in-the-life-of-a-woman-in-labours-benefits-britain.html

ESSEX - England - Thanks to Labour's budget, taxpayers will foot the bill for more Benefits Britain goodies costing billions.

28/11/2025

"I Lied! So What! You Can't Do Anything About it! Pay the £30 Billion Tax and Shut Up!"

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/64896-i-lied-so-what-you-cant-do-anything-about-it-pay-the-30-billion-tax-and-shut-up.html

SCUNTHORPE - England - So what if I lied! I lied in the first budget as well, I lied on my CV, I lied about the landlord licence, and I lied about the £30 billion tax black hole.

28/11/2025

Imagine How Much Propaganda it Took to Convince Women This is Oppressive

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/64886-imagine-how-much-propaganda-it-took-to-convince-women-this-is-oppressive.html

DETROIT - USA - Once upon a time women were the glue that kept families together, and they were mostly happy in their role at home. That is, until they were fooled by propaganda.

28/11/2025

Comrades, the Redistribution of Wealth From the Bourgeoisie to the Work-Shy is Necessary

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/64876-comrades-the-redistribution-of-wealth-from-the-bourgeoisie-to-the-work-shy-is-necessary.html

LONDON - England - This country is currently transitioning into a communist state from socialism. The redistribution of wealth from the rich capitalist scum thieves to the Big State is necessary.

26/11/2025

10 Foolproof Ways to Reduce the Value of Your Home (So You Can Dodge the Chancellor’s Mansion Tax)

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/lifestyle/property/64864-10-foolproof-ways-to-reduce-the-value-of-your-home-so-you-can-dodge-the-chancellors-mansion-tax.html

LONDON - England - The Labour chancellor's soak the rich, destroy the wealthy and kill all aspiration budget means you now have to devalue your home to avoid the Mansion Tax.

26/11/2025

"Working People! We Need You to Work Harder So Others Don't Work!"

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/64816-working-people-we-need-you-to-work-harder-so-others-dont-work.html

LONDON - England - Rachel Reeves and Labour will punish "working people" with her latest nightmare budget taxation policies of lunacy.

26/11/2025

Labour: No Sugar For Your Kids But Plenty of Puberty Blockers

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/64844-labour-no-sugar-for-your-kids-but-plenty-of-puberty-blockers.html

LONDON - England - The Labour government has ordered the NHS to continue experimenting children with puberty blockers.

26/11/2025

Millions Prepare to Cancel Christmas Because of Rachel Reeves

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/64850-millions-prepare-to-cancel-christmas-because-of-rachel-reeves.html

MANCHESTER - England - Millions of Britons are preparing to cancel Christmas because of the lunatic decisions made by an incompetent Rachel Reeves.

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