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19/07/2025

Two Astronomers Discover New Spectacular Planet

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/62948-two-astronomers-discover-new-spectacular-planet.html

NEW YORK - USA - Two avid astronomers have discovered a new planet to much fanfare and excitement.

18/07/2025

It's Kicking Off Again: Unfettered Mass Immigration Has Destroyed Britain

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/62927-its-kicking-off-again-unfettered-mass-immigration-has-destroyed-britain.html

LONDON - England - Civil unrest, rioting and protest are once again on the streets. Unfettered mass immigration has destroyed the country.

17/07/2025

Labour Votes at 16: "We are counting on old people to die off!"

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/62910-labour-votes-at-16-we-are-counting-on-old-people-to-die-off.html

SCUNTHORPE - England - The Labour Party has introduced votes at 16. All that needs to happen now is for the older generations to die off.

17/07/2025

"Daddy, why does everyone get angry and start arguing after they spray the sky?"

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/sci_tech/62901-daddy-why-does-everyone-get-angry-and-start-arguing-after-they-spray-the-sky.html

LONDON - England - There is no such thing as spraying in the sky or chemtrails. You must not bother yourself about such things or look up.

15/07/2025

How Misgendering Your Pet Could Be Ruining Their Life (and Yours)

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/62888-how-misgendering-your-pet-could-be-ruining-their-life-and-yours.html

LONDON - England - This is serious. Misgendering your pet could cause serious emotional damage to them and you.

15/07/2025

Londoners Happily Preparing For Notting Hill Carnival

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/entertainment/62881-londoners-happily-preparing-for-notting-hill-carnival.html

LONDON - England - Londoners are eagerly preparing for the Notting Hill Carnival, which is set to be another spectacular festival.

15/07/2025

Trump to Release Epstein Files on Mars or Jupiter

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/62876-trump-to-release-epstein-files-on-mars-or-jupiter.html

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Trump is set to finally release the Epstein files much touted during his election campaign.

14/07/2025

PR Experts: Why Harry and Meghan Trying to Get Back With Royals

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/entertainment/62855-pr-experts-why-harry-and-meghan-trying-to-get-back-with-royals.html

LONDON - England - Why are Harry and Meghan so desperate to get back with the royals after years of denigrating them publicly in the press?

13/07/2025

The Ghost of Margaret Thatcher Solves the Illegal Small Boats Problem

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/62845-the-ghost-of-margaret-thatcher-solves-the-illegal-small-boats-problem.html

LONDON - England - Last week, the ghost of Margaret Thatcher appeared in the House of Commons and solved the illegal small boats problem in one fell swoop.

13/07/2025

EXCLUSIVE : Daily Squib Holiday Giveaway! 1,000 Air India Tickets

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/62841-exclusive-daily-squib-holiday-giveaway-1000-air-india-tickets.html

LONDON - England - We are giving away 1,000 free Air India tickets for our exclusive Daily Squib holiday giveaway.

13/07/2025

Fuera Gringos! Viva La Flat White! Viva La Revolución!

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/62829-fuera-gringos-viva-la-flat-white-viva-la-revolucion.html

MEXICO CITY - Mexico - "Fuera gringos!" was the call from the angry native mobs who want to boot the Americans out of their country.

11/07/2025

Why Women Should Not be Frontline Police Officers or the Military

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/62820-why-women-should-not-be-frontline-police-officers-or-the-military.html

LONDON - England - Women should not be put into frontline police or military work for multiple reasons.

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