10/10/2025
π¨ WEDDING VENUES: TRAITOR vs FAITHFUL EDITION π¨
P.s. the AI generated traitor of me is bad right?
You know how some venues are loyal to their couples β and othersβ¦ π letβs just say theyβve got side hustles in heartbreak.
Hereβs how I see it π
π TRAITOR VENUES
Make you end your night at 10pm sharp (when the dance floor was just heating up)
Charge you Β£300 for an extra power socket β‘
Tell me βno smoke machine allowedβ but do have a smoke machine for their in-house DJ π€¨
Have carpet that eats high heels and dreams π«
π FAITHFUL VENUES
Give the DJ a proper setup spot with power that actually works π
Let the couple party until they decide the nightβs over πΊπ
Feed the suppliers (because hangry DJs drop beats, not bangers) π
Treat every wedding like itβs their own π«
Tag your faithful venue in the comments β they deserve a DJ shoutout π
And if youβve survived a traitor oneβ¦ youβre a real one π