Nessa The Vet

Nessa The Vet Vet, unfiltered vetlife, no corporate waffle!

14/09/2026

Trying to have a perfectly professional conversation with a client when THAT song comes on. 😭😂

My nurse fighting for my dignity like it’s a medical emergency.

Unfortunately, the beat won. 💀

13/09/2026

The consent form was asked to do one job and somehow turned it into a full performance. 💅😂

No one asked for the attitude.
No one asked for the drama.
And yet… main character energy from start to finish.

Honestly, the rest of us are just supporting cast at this point. 😭

12/09/2026

Phoenix doesn’t work here.
Phoenix has never worked here.
Phoenix is a dog.

Yet somehow Calum has been added to her staff. 💀😂

“I work for your mum, not you.”

Phoenix: Weird way to speak to management, Calum. 🐶

11/09/2026

Apparently giving the answer people need rather than the one they want is my villain origin story. 😂

Sorry. Still going to tell you what’s best for your pet. 🤷‍♀️

09/09/2026

They said “shake your money maker.”

So obviously I went straight for the vet equipment. 💀😂

Have you SEEN what this stuff costs?!

07/09/2026

Vet nurses: do absolutely everything
Me: “I’m the vet.” 💅😂

We’d be absolutely screwed without our nurses. ❤️
Please don’t tell Calum I said that.

06/09/2026

One of the lesser known perks of being a vet:

People just send you pictures of poo. 💩📱

No hello. No warning. Just:

“Does this look normal?” 🤣

I love a good photo, but unless your dog’s poo has somehow learned to answer clinical questions, I’m going to need to see the patient in person. 😂

05/09/2026

Apparently I had life goals.

Then I chose veterinary medicine and now my personality is 80% animals, 10% caffeine and 10% saying “what have you eaten?” 😂

No regrets. Questionable choices, perhaps.

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