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S.O.S - South Of Somewhere
Two souls chasing freedom on two wheels
Travel, bikes & beautifully chaotic adventures
Living loud, riding far, doing life our way 🦾💚🤘🏼

Well… the adventure has officially begun! 🏍️✨We’ve ridden from home in Moray, Scotland down to Biggar to visit our very ...
18/06/2026

Well… the adventure has officially begun! 🏍️✨

We’ve ridden from home in Moray, Scotland down to Biggar to visit our very dear friends Andy & Fi (Not forgetting Milo 🐶) 💚 thank you both so much for being the most wonderful hosts… and for being so patient with us! (The royal We strikes for the team 😂)
Then onto Houghton in Darlington for an overnight stop off 🫶🏼

After a few delays, a few setbacks, and the usual South of Somewhere faffing about, we’ll be heading to Wheels Cafe Sykehouse tomorrow and should be there around midday for Bikes,brews & cakes 🤪
Basically the holy trinity
☕🍰🏍️

We’ll also be collecting our first stamp… assuming I can actually find the passports. 😂😂

We’ve also been using our Cardo UK and it’s been brilliant having communication between us on the ride. The new crash detection mode is such a comfort to have, we obviously hope it’s never needed, but knowing it’s there gives real peace of mind.

And I’ve had the pleasure of two men in my ear for the duration… hubby and Daniel, my navigator 😂

I’m honestly loving using the Cardo Ride app features! setting rides, saving routes, making new biking friends, and the challenges too… which, obviously, I’m loving because I’m just a tiny bit competitive. 😂

Get on board with the app , linked through your phone and Cardo. It’s such a great little biking companion. 🏍️

If you’re in the area tomorrow, we’d absolutely love you to pop in and say hi at the cafe!! Come and have a brew, a natter, and help us kick off this next little adventure properly!

Fuel Your Soul 🤍

Lizzie 🦾💚

Check out this campsite guys!!
15/06/2026

Check out this campsite guys!!

14/06/2026

When you find an old video 😂

We stopped at Quila Cridhe Tearoom at Drumbuie Farm, a lovely family-run farm with homemade food, beautiful views and, m...
12/06/2026

We stopped at Quila Cridhe Tearoom at Drumbuie Farm, a lovely family-run farm with homemade food, beautiful views and, most importantly, some very fluffy Highland coos.
You can even meet and feed them, obviously we had to oblige 😍
Definitely worth adding to your Scotland road-trip list.

Oh and mileage ✅

Lemon cake 10/10 thanks for the recommendation Katie Farr

11/06/2026

Bladder issues are real at #60 I know a lot of you can relate 🤣

Passport, Toothbrush, Spare Arm 🦾🏍️Most people see me riding my bike and probably do not notice anything different. That...
10/06/2026

Passport, Toothbrush, Spare Arm 🦾🏍️

Most people see me riding my bike and probably do not notice anything different. That is exactly how I want it to be 😁

I do not want a round of applause every time I manage to put fuel in my bike. I do not want people rushing over to help before I have even asked. I do not want a fuss 🫣

I just want to get on with my life 🤪

Although, if you are one of the eight sports-bike riders sitting behind me at the petrol station the other day, revving your engine and rolling your eyes because I am not moving quickly enough, please feel free to calm yourself down 😂
I am trying to put my glove on with one hand 🤯

The temptation to remove my arm and throw it at you was strong, but that would probably create even more of a delay. 🦾😂

Riding a motorcycle with a prosthetic arm is not something I think about every second of the day. Most of the time, I am just riding my bike like everyone else 🏍️

But travelling through Europe is bringing a few new things into the mix 🗺️

This will be my first time taking my bike onto a ferry ⛴️

In fact, it will be my first time on a ferry full stop 🛑

So naturally, I have already imagined at least 47 different ways it could all go wrong 😑

How are the bikes strapped down?

Will I be expected to do it myself?

Will the ferry start moving while I am still fighting with a ratchet strap (joke)

How quickly do we need to get off at the other end?

Will everybody else be sitting on their bikes ready to go while I am still trying to wrestle my jacket on, find my glove and not have my arm malfunction or power off…

These are the things that bounce around my head 😅

Most people probably roll onto a ferry thinking about finding their cabin and getting a coffee ☕️

I am wondering whether I will accidentally hold up an entire ship 🚢

Then there are the border crossings

Passports. Tickets. Paperwork. Possible fingerprint checks- awkward People speaking a language I do not understand while I sit there trying to look as though I absolutely know what is happening 😂

There is an added complication, come on it is me 🤷🏻‍♀️

My hearing aids do not sit comfortably inside my motorcycle helmet, so when I am riding, I often cannot wear them.

This means I may arrive at a border checkpoint practically deaf, wearing a helmet, balancing a fully loaded motorcycle and attempting to lip-read somebody speaking through a tiny window 🪟

Possibly in Spanish 🇪🇸

Or French 🇫🇷

Or Portuguese 🇵🇹

I speak none of these languages 🤣

There is a strong chance I will smile, nod confidently and then do something completely wrong. 🧏‍♀️😂

When I am fully kitted up and wearing my prosthetic, most people do not notice anything different.

Machines do.

Machines always notice.

Airport scanners seem to have a personal grudge against me. They beep, security appears and suddenly I am trying to explain that yes, it is an arm, no, it is not attached in the conventional manner, and yes, I may also have another one in my luggage.

Nothing suspicious here.

Passport. Toothbrush. Spare underwear. Spare arm 🦾

Just the usual essentials for a European motorcycle tour. 🧳🦾

I understand that security checks need to happen.

I understand that people may need to ask questions.

But there have been times when I have been asked to remove my prosthetic in full view of everyone else.
That is the part I struggle with.
I do not expect special treatment.
A few people have said, “Why bother?” or, “Do not go.”

But surely I am still entitled to live my life?

There will probably be awkward moments. There will almost certainly be confusion. At some point, I will likely be standing beside my bike feeling overwhelmed while Neil is trying to work out where we are supposed to be going.

There may be a meltdown 🫠

There may be tears 😭

There will definitely be coffee ☕️

But there will also be incredible roads, new places and stories we would never collect by staying safely at home.

This is not a moan.

It is just a little glimpse into the extra things that sometimes come with travelling when you are slightly different.

One ferry. One border crossing. One spare arm in the luggage…
One adventure at a time

Love Lizzie 🦾💚

Ps.. I thought I’d get a little prepared with the picture 😁🤪

Well… our overnight tent test certainly tested us. 😭 🏕️ 🌧️ Menopausal rage arrived with anxiety, frustration and adhd fe...
09/06/2026

Well… our overnight tent test certainly tested us. 😭 🏕️ 🌧️

Menopausal rage arrived with anxiety, frustration and adhd fear of failure. The pot boiled over just before we decided to leave as everything was against us 😔
We took a step back, deep breaths and a few hugs 🤗
Reset and off we went
🏍️ 🏍️

Error: We didn’t check fuel before we set off, both on empty in the middle of nowhere, managed to limp to a petrol station (thanks to Google) 🫣⛽️

We arrived at our lochside campsite and the heavens opened. The local midges also came along to welcome us, but we can’t really complain, it is midge season and we were camping beside a loch. 🪰

Then came the huge faff. Stress, tears, meltdowns and me struggling because I’m a perfectionist and things were not working the way I’d planned them in my head whilst getting drenched 😭

The bike touring setup itself worked brilliantly with my Oxford Products Ltd panniers and was easy to use one-handed. Unfortunately, my bionic arm got waterlogged. “Jonny 5” malfunctioned and has taken a few days to dry out. I’m honestly surprised I didn’t blow a fuse myself 🦾 💥 😩

There was one definite highlight though: steak and veggies for dinner, cooked by “Chef Neilio” 👨‍🍳 🥩

Neil had awful cramps in his legs, especially the one waiting for its own bionic knee replacement. My EDS caused a ligament to twang in my good arm. The tent leaked all night 🌧️

Now I’m home, slightly overwhelmed, doing everything I can to hold off an incoming fibromyalgia flare… while remembering our tour starts in a few days, my bike still needs servicing and I still need to get the remaining miles on it 🙅🏻‍♀️

Living the dream, apparently 🤯🤣

Love Lizzie 🦾💚

🚨 PANIC ROOM!!! 🚨My bike is booked in for its first service on Tuesday… and I still need to get over 300 miles on her be...
06/06/2026

🚨 PANIC ROOM!!! 🚨

My bike is booked in for its first service on Tuesday… and I still need to get over 300 miles on her before then. 😬

Slight problem: I’m busy every day except tomorrow.

So apparently Sunday is now a 300-mile emergency ride-out mission. 😂🏍️

Can I do it? Absolutely.
Have I left it until the last possible moment before we leave for our big tour on Thursday? Also absolutely. Will the Scottish weather be kind to me… Absolutely..no idea 🤣

Standard Last Minute Lizzie strikes again 🤦🏻‍♀️ ADHD at its finest 🤪

*Mission accepted. Let’s get some miles on the clock!

Lizzie 🦾💚

If you’re looking for a great motorcycle smart screen, this is what we’re recommending!https://aoocci.com/products/c3-mo...
04/06/2026

If you’re looking for a great motorcycle smart screen, this is what we’re recommending!

https://aoocci.com/products/c3-motorcycle-wireless-carplay?ref=khhuoldj

For a 22% discount we have a cheeky code for you to use: South22

Kindly gifted by Aoocci for our upcoming trip.

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Time is the most precious gift we’ll ever hold, yet none of us knows how much we’ve been given. That’s what makes each m...
29/05/2026

Time is the most precious gift we’ll ever hold, yet none of us knows how much we’ve been given. That’s what makes each moment sacred a chance to love fully, give freely, and live gently with purpose. Spend your time where your soul feels alive, because every heartbeat is a page in the story you leave behind 💚🦾

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